################################### # Palace Mumblings: Balamb Garden # ################################### /<<<<<<>>>>>\ <> \<<<<<<>>>>>/ Quotes #100-199 ==================================================================================================== /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: ********************************************* *Short explanation of this document's title:* ********************************************* Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever, some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy! -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ==================================================================================================== [100] VahnX79: Manic: !little pink elephants wearing tutus are invading!!!! VahnX79: lol...don't ask Don DarkStalker: o.O VahnX79: lol Don DarkStalker: Oh no! VahnX79: ? Don DarkStalker: It's just like in my dream! ARGH! Don DarkStalker: *Runs into wall* VahnX79: o.O VahnX79: lol VahnX79: that quote is brought to you by what happens when you eat Mr. "Happy" Mushroom....may he rest in pieces.... ===================================================================================================== [101] Kaz12542: I intend to! Do you think I'd pass up a chance to show off!? er.... as you wish. ==================================================================================================== [102] Toji Suzuhara: I belive that line of conversation ended with you becoming my BF against your will or something v.v Wyrenth: Ooo, Kinky. Zidane (FK): :me? o.o; Toji Suzuhara: you =P Zidane (FK): :err.. just don't poke meh crotch A.A Toji Suzuhara: you had the largest av in the room... so i went to your shoulder and said "I like Zid the most because he's the biggest guy in the room" Zidane (FK): lol Toji Suzuhara: and no, i didn't poke your crotch, because you had none Zidane (FK): :im just saying.. as long as you don't Toji Suzuhara: none of your avs have pokable crotches goddamnit! Zidane (FK): :waha! ==================================================================================================== [103] Toji Suzuhara: you know that scene with Kid in the bed? Toji Suzuhara: and harle? Zidane (FK): together? A.A Toji Suzuhara: where kid was poisoned? Zidane (FK): oh! Toji Suzuhara: v.v! Zidane (FK): um.. yeah <.< >.> ==================================================================================================== [104] Toji Suzuhara: :I just found it interesting that an entire room would nominate me for espeh masturbation o.O ==================================================================================================== [105] ChronoZid: lol be thankful XP Don DarkStalker: Thank you, Zid! I bow before your almighty cappishness! *Shines shoes* ==================================================================================================== [106] Saikitsu°: they don't call me Solid Saik for nothing darnit ;P ==================================================================================================== [107] ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): Mmm... a single stale pop-tart in an opened package. ~»°MiMi°«~(Sergey's): >.>lol ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): *Bows to the rust* Lestat [Pippin] (Sephet): v.v;; lmao ~»°MiMi°«~(Sergey's): yummy o.O? Elrondº° [Sergey] {MiMi's}: Ok thats fucking it @.@;;;;;; Elrondº° [Sergey] {MiMi's}: ima go eat something ==================================================================================================== [108] Zidane (FK): err.. still need me to pose? o.o .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: yes~ .ºArtemisFº.(Music): Garn, i lost all respect for you! .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: lol Saikitsu°: <_< don't move till she tells ya to man Saikitsu°: else she'll go postal on yah =p Zidane (FK): ooo.. .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: lmao .ºArtemisFº.(Music): XD Saikitsu°: v_v lmao *** Page from System: Zidane (FK) pinned by .«†Garnet²¹¹²†». .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: rawr!!!!! .ºArtemisFº.(Music): LOL Zidane (FK): o.o;; Saikitsu°: she threw zid at him lol... ==================================================================================================== [109] Chrono NiKKi: interstellarrrrr hoshizora no soooouuuulllllll Don DarkStalker: Umm... supercalifragalisticexpealidocious! Don DarkStalker: <->;;; ==================================================================================================== [110] Yama RayG: my 56kness ish gawd ;-; Yama RayG: cable is just a car in my WORLD XD Yama RayG: Dsl is our tv satilites in the sky A_A! Yama RayG: lol Don DarkStalker: *Still downloads 100 times faster than you* Yama RayG: :P X_x Yama RayG: i hate you ;-;! *cries sobs and acts all tearful XD* ==================================================================================================== [111] ChronoZid: *pulls out sword and points it at you* your GP or your HP! ==================================================================================================== [112] VahnX79: Fine then *entertains self with little paper people* "Hi, I'm Jimmy" *makes guy paper person move toward girl paper person* "Wow Jimmy, you're sexy. TAKE ME!" *makes paper girl jump on paper Jimmy and have hot sex* The End, ta da! ==================================================================================================== [113] Don DarkStalker: *Crawls up to you on knees with torn clothing and meshed hair* Help me, please, I beg of you! The Boredom! It's... it's after me! Chasing... stalking... it's trying to kill me! HALP! *Snatched up by Boredom* ARGH! NYUUU!!!! *Dies* bul ma 2112: o_o... bul ma 2112: oh well.. hes dead *goes back to drawing* Don DarkStalker: Oh, well gee, thanks for the lovely eulogy ._. bul ma 2112: lol =============================================================================================== [114] || AliasNeo ||: BLOODY BASTARDS! I'LL HAVE YOUR POTATOES ==================================================================================================== [115] Tiger(CC): dose anione have a human cat av i can youse ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): No, but I have a couple of grade-school spelling books you can use if you'd like .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: lol (QM).Sephiroth.: lol ==================================================================================================== [116] ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) brb: >.> .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: >.> ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: erm..don? lol .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: o_O.. ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): ...I feel like screaming <-< >-> ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: mmk .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: lol .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: >.> don are you ok? ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): I just at 6 Pop-Tarts and some tapioca pudding. You decide <-< ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: lol ¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: whee...i have vols 1-7 of card captor sakura! that's all that's out right now! lol ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): <-< EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: the postcard in the 7th one is so kawaii XD .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: they're all on DVD too >.> lol ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): ...From this day, until the end of this day, I shall be answering all comments with a scream. ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): <-< EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: >.>;;; don you need help lol ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): Yes.. I need help to project my voice. The accoustics in this cave are terrible <.< >.> ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Kaine) -_-: lmao* (QM).Sephiroth.: don needs to eat less sugar ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): And more caffeine <-< ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ==================================================================================================== [117] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: I wanna get Valkyrie x.x Zidane°[kawaii]: thats a good spell.. lol Zidane°[kawaii]: shiny amazon comes and fight with you ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: "Summon your own busty amazon woman out of thin air to do your bidding!" ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): That doesn't sound like an attack plan to me e.e; Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol Zidane°[kawaii]: :lmao Zidane°[kawaii]: yeah really ==================================================================================================== [118] Britty qOo: oy, you know what sucks? taking an hour to color something in adobe and then not saving and having your computer crash Britty qOo: and then taking another two hours to do it again Don DarkStalker: ...Ouchies. Britty qOo: but it's ok, i like it better this time. So i guess it turned out for the better...but still, didn't stop me from screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then running around the house throwing stuff Don DarkStalker: Kinda like when you have your period A-A Britty qOo: actually, that comes before you get your period Don DarkStalker: Bah, same difference. Britty qOo: we like to call it a happy little thing called PMS :-) ==================================================================================================== [119] .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: ^sec *Four hours later* ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): I hate it when people say "sec", then leave for half the day <-< *Another hour later* .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: ok so i was gone longer than a sec. ==================================================================================================== [120] Zidane (FK) {Tidus}: :If your a foxy lady looking to have a good time with a REAL man.. press 2.. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: 2 .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: <_<...2 Hitoribochi Art 1/6: <.< .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».[the artist]: >_> back off Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ok ._. ==================================================================================================== [121] *** Lithe and listen, ye of balamb, In private, colosseum, or gate; I shall you tell of a good yeoman, His name was Kloud the great. *** Krazie-Kloud was a proud QM player, Whiles he walked on static ground; So courteous a player as he was one Was anywhere not to be found. *** He waltzed into B static, Proudly he skill did bring, Now all ye mortals down on thy knees, Tonight we praise thee our king! *** Congradulations ./Krazie-Kloud\. for winning tonight's QM Tournament. ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): Ok, somebody get Garney off the loudspeaker... .:Billy(HD):.[Draggy]: >_> lol *** This weeks TT related song is dedicated to Angelic Deviant. Congrats and I hope you like Python :) *** I'm a TT player, and I'm okay. I play all night and I play all day. I lay down cards. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I play for combos' And have hot dogs for my tea Zidane (FK) {Tidus}: ok.. get off the loudspeaker, seify. ==================================================================================================== [122] ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): Toji Suzuhara: none of your avs have pokable crotches goddamnit! Zidane (FK): :waha! .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: >_>... .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: somebody remind me to kill toji next time I see him ~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Tsuzuki): lol XP ==================================================================================================== [123] Chrono NiKKi: ack one moment i gotta pee lmao Don DarkStalker: You sound just like Steph <-< Chrono NiKKi: NYUUUUU! *dies* Don DarkStalker: Rofl ==================================================================================================== [124] Don DarkStalker: Welcome to 56K World my ass! *kicks* ChronoZid: lol ChronoZid: been using it for 3 years =p Don DarkStalker: I remember when I used 56k regularly... and dinosaurs ruled the earth... and Clinton's wang stayed in his pants where it should be... ChronoZid: lmfao O.o;; ChronoZid: oh dude.. that was bad.. ChronoZid: *laughs ass off* ==================================================================================================== [125] .Terk(Chibi Oni°: I LIKE BIG THONGS AND I CANNOT LIE YOU OTHER FAWKERS CAN DENAE WHEN A THONG WALKS IN WITH A 4 FOOT STRING ON yoU GET SPRUNG!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ==================================================================================================== [126] "*** Message from Manic[¥]: why? maybe you should fuffer! >=D" .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: excuse me. *goes to fuffer* ==================================================================================================== [127] "elly: strider..arent u supposed to be bannned forever or something? ~¤†§trider†¤~: naw sable i seem to have pulled out of that ~¤†§trider†¤~: rather skillfull dont u think" .«†Garnet²¹¹²†».: very skillful strider, very skillful *looks at his name on banlist under the 9999999 column* =p ==================================================================================================== [128] Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): wow.. was that ever intense o.o Slayer Z: good job scr00d Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): the hockey game =P Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): good job what? Slayer Z: oh.. thought you got laid or something =p Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): lmfao Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): Ah, im still working on that one =P ==================================================================================================== [129] Don DarkStalker: Here's a fun game: 56K modem + 30 MP3's downloading = ? ChronoZid: major lag? =p Don DarkStalker: *Ding ding ding* Don DarkStalker: We have a winner! Don DarkStalker: ...What he just won is anybody's guess, BUT WE HAVE A WINNER! ChronoZid: lol ChronoZid: cheap gameshow ChronoZid: *blows it up* ==================================================================================================== [130] Don DarkStalker: Shit... 20... DaRkFoX6966: yeah, i'm an old fart Don DarkStalker: Can I refer to you as Over The Hill yet? DaRkFoX6966: if you do, i get to hit you with my walker Don DarkStalker: Bah! You win this round... DaRkFoX6966: hahahahah *cough gag hack* haha Don DarkStalker: You won't be so cocky when I mix up your medication pills and pour salt in your applesauce... DaRkFoX6966: bastard! ==================================================================================================== [131] DaRkFoX: my civic has a large H on it. DaRkFox: That's how you know it's a honda. ==================================================================================================== [132] SubZeroSquall: You are THE funk master. You're funkier than funk! SubZeroSquall: If funk had a definition, it would say "SEAN" in the text! DaRkFoX6966: if there was a 1 to 10 scale for funk, i'd be a fucking 11 kid ==================================================================================================== [133] Manic: *stares at illigal opperation* A.A Celsis (WD): o.o Manic: <.< i hate you mr. illigal opperation Celsis (WD): lol Manic: why are you so mean to me Mr. illigal opperation: o.o; lol Manic: what have i done to you to deserve this? Manic: lol Mr. illigal opperation: << >> ==================================================================================================== [134] VahnX79: well that was horrible, mr. illegal opperation was raping aol, it was horrible ;.; Don DarkStalker: Yummy o.O ==================================================================================================== [135] Don DarkStalker: Some sucker's willing to shell out 100 bucks for the autographed Outkast photo I got Tuesday =p Don DarkStalker: Silly little rap fan with big allowance ^_^ VahnX79: lol ==================================================================================================== [136] Don DarkStalker: *Sprinkles magical sleepish pixie dust around* Arcalaiwings: o.o Arcalaiwings: *conks out before leaving* ZZzzzzZzz Don DarkStalker: A-A lol Don DarkStalker: I R Sandman! RAWR! Arcalaiwings: lmao ==================================================================================================== [137] SailorR i n n y: SCROTUM!!! Don DarkStalker: o.O; Don DarkStalker: k... SailorR i n n y: rofl SailorR i n n y: Cowper's Gland^^ SailorR i n n y: Seminal Vesicle! SailorR i n n y: PENISSS!! SailorR i n n y: sorry im hyper^^ Don DarkStalker: HYMEN. Don DarkStalker: <.< SailorR i n n y: eeeeee SailorR i n n y: *hides* SailorR i n n y: uhm uhm...EPIDIDYMUS! Don DarkStalker: *Shakes Sergey's hand for this one* Don DarkStalker: *Deep breath* SailorR i n n y: *scared* Don DarkStalker: GUNBLADES AND DITTO WITH ZELL IN THE FRICKING FLOWERBEDS. SailorR i n n y: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; SailorR i n n y: *FAINT* Don DarkStalker: Waha ^_^ ==================================================================================================== [138] Don DarkStalker: You Aussies and your backwards time zones... lol Majin Kowai: Lol our timezones are the right ones ;) Don DarkStalker: Then why are we the ones with GameCubes? ~-^ Majin Kowai: Because America doesn't know theres a world out here ;) Majin Kowai: I'll get one when it comes out here ;) Don DarkStalker: Around the time when we have the PlayStation 5, I suppose <_< ==================================================================================================== [139] Majin Kowai: Zelda will be a cool game ;) Though I was kinda hoping for a game that looked realistic Don DarkStalker: Zelda shall sux0r the big one... Don DarkStalker: Link looks like a demented chipmunk ;-; Majin Kowai: Zelda will rule as always ^_~ Graphics don't count Majin Kowai: The less detailed it is the more gameplay there is ^^ Don DarkStalker: I DON'T WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD AS A DEMENTED CHIPMUNK ;__________________; Majin Kowai: X.x ==================================================================================================== [140] <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): >.>'' evil ShadowFur(Furry): <.< *eats* dun call me evil <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): X.x''''''' <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): **protects** <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): only i can eat him @.@ <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): lmao <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): **takes a bite from his neck** @.@ Mmmm ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Ouch o.O <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): >=D ShadowFur(Furry): ok *eats her instead* <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): O.O X.x eeee * faints * <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): >.> .:Mim§º°{®aw®?}: o.o;; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lesbians? <.< <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): **eats while youre eating me** <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): lol <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): lmao <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): X.x lmfao!! ShadowFur(Furry): lol <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): XD lmao! ==================================================================================================== [141] Hamuchuchu: oh, the humanity! Or is it inhumanity.. hell, I forget... we have no pizza *snif* Don DarkStalker: Ouch o.O Hamuchuchu: ....ouch? Hamuchuchu: is don going crazy again? ~_^ Don DarkStalker: Possibly... @_@; #*)$#*)$* *Dives through window* Hamuchuchu: *watches don hit the big mat below the window* Don DarkStalker: It's called "concrete" ^_^ Hamuchuchu: nono, it's called.. um.. big mat Don DarkStalker: of concrete. Don DarkStalker: n.n ==================================================================================================== [142] *** Pick it up, put it down, let me wear the crown I came to win, battle me that's a sin Place a card, you spoony bard! I won't ever give up, a combo is my back up *** Try not to cry, (when i win) everyone will get up... come on stand up... don't throw those hands up I've got a feeling that this weeks TT winner is *** Strife jump around, jump around, jump around jump up jump up and get down... jump jump jump... *falls over* :) ==================================================================================================== [143] <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): :If you were a tear in my eye, i would not cry for fear of losing you ;-; <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): ;.; awwwww .·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.: <.< you're doing it right now <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): lol <~>Seline Cesny<~>(EK)(Eric's): nyu i wasn't=P .·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.: :lol <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): :lmao ==================================================================================================== [144] Arcalaiwings: whats 2+2? Don DarkStalker: 22 Don DarkStalker: ^_^ Arcalaiwings: i dunno, that's so random Arcalaiwings: lol Arcalaiwings: NO Arcalaiwings: it's 5! Arcalaiwings: << >> Don DarkStalker: LIES. ==================================================================================================== [145] .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Hiring those prostitutes to chase me after school... trying to put me in Christian schools... trying to put me in all girl schools... trying to put me in a whore house... and I'm not at the best part yet. .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Hiring that woman to creep naked into my room and molest me in my sleep!! <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): :damn those whores didn't get him either... .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_<;;; Slayer Z: damn.. wish my dad did all those things.. <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): Haha THOSE did get him though XD <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): lmao Ziddy ==================================================================================================== [146] Arcalaiwings: what kind of tissue forms the innermost cylinder of a root. Don DarkStalker: ...PHOTOSYNTHESIS. Don DarkStalker: <.< >.> Arcalaiwings: haha Don DarkStalker: That's all I tell people who ask me about plants, lol ==================================================================================================== [147] Don DarkStalker: This guitar has seriously messed up my fingers <.> Arcalaiwings: then use a pic! Arcalaiwings: =p Don DarkStalker: Nyuuuu, picks are for weaklings ^_^ Arcalaiwings: or finger protectors i dunno lol Arcalaiwings: haha Arcalaiwings: who said? Don DarkStalker: I DID. Don DarkStalker: =D Arcalaiwings: so!? Arcalaiwings: =p Don DarkStalker: I AM THE ALL-KNOWING GUITAR SMASHING DON. Don DarkStalker: I DICTATE THE LAWS OF NATURE. Don DarkStalker: AND I SAY PICKS ARE FOR SISSIES! Arcalaiwings: ........... Arcalaiwings: lmao Don DarkStalker: Well, unless you're playing a really fast punk song Don DarkStalker: Then you'll die of blood loss without a pick ^_^ Arcalaiwings: yup, lol ==================================================================================================== [148] Slayer Z: Yo ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Ey Zud ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Zid* Slayer Z: Zud O.o; Slayer Z: :thats a new one .:¤Mim§º°{®aw®?}¤: :lmao ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Better that Aiz >.> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Looks at Cels on Aim list innocently* Slayer Z: :how the HELL do you get aiz from zid? .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Koyasu's): lmao ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: With a lot of practice, rofl ==================================================================================================== [149] .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Koyasu's): *munches funyuns* <.>; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: FUNYUNS. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Tackles her and wrestles for bag* .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Koyasu's): *throws bag to don* O.o; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: w000t! *Stuffs down throat* ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: V-v MORE. .:¤Mim§º°{®aw®?}¤: o.o; .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Koyasu's): *throws all the snack packs she has at him* o.o; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Gathers into arms and hops off into distance* .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Koyasu's): lmao ==================================================================================================== [150] .¤~Rociel~¤. (Lucifer) ...: i feel like chicken tonight.. x.x;;; .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< But...do you taste like chicken? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ...Gawd, that was random. .¤~Rociel~¤. (Lucifer) ...: o.o; .¤~Rociel~¤. (Lucifer) ...: lol ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Ey Serge Jhun§ø [Sergey]: ey o_o; .¤~Rociel~¤. (Lucifer) ...: i feel..sick x.x .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< But...do you taste sick? ...Errr Jhun§ø [Sergey]: ...*ping* what the hell billy o_O .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: rofl ==================================================================================================== [151] ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: *Kicks LJ's non-existant ass* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: LJ crashed? ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Nah, just won't load .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Ah. ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: No, wait. ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: I just crashed ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: ^_^ .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: x_X .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Oh for fucks sake...I jinxed it =P ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: <-< Yup .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: =P ==================================================================================================== [152] ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: So get some proactive... <-< .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> ... ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: It's really simple and I guarentee results Manic: don do you work for proactive? ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Nah lol ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: I started using it last week ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: No more acne =P Manic: sound like a salesman ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Well, I want to share the wealth!... Or something. Manic: share the clear skin my brother! ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Wooo lord! .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: A solicitor impersonating Don!!! Get 'im, boys!!! ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Eeee! *Grabs briefcase and pork-pie hat, runs out door* Manic: don's been taken over by the proactive aliens ;.; .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lmao >_> ==================================================================================================== [153] Manic: don, stop sniffing the proactive, that's not how you use it ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: ...I LOVE THESE FUDGE GRAHAMS. ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: *Dives into box* Manic: *calls mental ward* Manic: *watches 2 big guys in white strap don in a straight jacket and cart him away* ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Oooh, eee, ooh ah ah! Ting tang! Walla walla bing bang! *Slams head against asylum-ambulence doors* Manic: *hears large clange then a thump hitting the floor* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> Hey!!! Lemme in there!!! *Pounds on door from outside* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I can't miss my ride home!!! >.< ==================================================================================================== [154] ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: *Glomps Mic in an attempt to sicken/bring back* Manic: *stabs don* back off there skippy ==================================================================================================== [155] .¤~Rociel~¤. (Lucifer) ...: dammit, i wanna be rociel >.< ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: I wanna be a fruit pie. ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: In a vending machine. ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: In St. Petersburg. ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: ...Wherever that is. ==================================================================================================== [156] ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: Red rum.... RED RUM... .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_>;;; ~¤Tsuzuki-Chan¤~: *Drinks some red rum* Mmmm. Yummish. ==================================================================================================== [157] .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: I still dis-like you for certain reasons tho, Eric >=P <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): >P <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): For pervyness? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Thats why I tried killing ya with a fork when I was 5. <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): and for what else? >D Slayer Z: :public sex maybe? <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): Oro watch out some girl is trying to rape you she-- damn <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): he left <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): lol Slayer Z: lol <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): and for bugging him about not getting laid Slayer Z: oh yeah.. Slayer Z: i remember that =p <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): I was going to say there is a girl looking for him at mt olympus ==================================================================================================== [158] .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Zid...how did you manage to raise such a perv? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Or should I say...gramps XP .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: *Clings to Zid's leg* Gwandpa, tell me a stowy!!! =P Slayer Z: err.. o.o .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: =P Slayer Z: lol Slayer Z: well.. I didn't raise him.. lol only taught him what I knew Slayer Z: :so basically I filled in your grandpas mistakes =p .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_<;;; .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: ...Dammit Zid! ==================================================================================================== [159] Slayer Z: *ish j0r great grandfather!* XP .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: ...Your an old fart! .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: =P Slayer Z: goddamn right =p ==================================================================================================== [160] SubZeroSquall: I think I need a drink of cider. lol Don DarkStalker: Lol Don DarkStalker: By all means, have some =P SubZeroSquall: Thank you, I think I will. lol SubZeroSquall: And then eat the cup. lol Don DarkStalker: Ooook Don DarkStalker: Plastic. Yummish SubZeroSquall: Mm. Tastes like oil from the earth. Don DarkStalker: Delicious. Don DarkStalker: ...Wait, that's Mountain Dew. Don DarkStalker: Cider my ass =P SubZeroSquall: Indeed. Melts in your mouth. SubZeroSquall: lol ==================================================================================================== [161] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: gimme a kiss, bish >.> .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: <_< Like hell! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: yay Hitoribochi Art 1/6: i'm getting one when i'm in hell x.O .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: <_< Hitoribochi Art 1/6: >.> .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: Don't expect it to be from me, either. .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: Cuz thats where I'll be =P Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :it better be from youi .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: ...Ya know what? .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: Zid wants to give you a kiss right now. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: really? <.< .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: Yes. Slayer Z: :oh yes Hitoribochi Art 1/6: wicked .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: Told you. .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: Give that sucker a nice big kiss, Art. Slayer Z: commere j00! .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: <_<;;; Hitoribochi Art 1/6: wicked =p Slayer Z: lol Ukyo: O-o; ==================================================================================================== [162] Slayer Z: dude.. stop gunraping me!! .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: But it's fun .:Billy(HD):.[Metalhead][Furry: ;-; ==================================================================================================== [163] Kuraji Billy 1/12: 128 rape pro, that is. Kuraji Billy 1/12: Er... o_O Kuraji Billy 1/12: Dear god x_x Seiteki Zid 1/9: Whoa <.< [Prosthetic]: :I'd kill for a comp like that [Prosthetic]: :aahahaha.. Kuraji Billy 1/12: 128 RAGE pro...my bad x_X Seiteki Zid 1/9: dude.. that typo kicked ass =p ==================================================================================================== [164] .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_< .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: He has pink hair. .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: =P Slayer Z: you've never seen him fight have you? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Nope. Slayer Z: lol .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Didn't get that far =P Slayer Z: he can take down gears with his bare hands =p .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_< So he's a mechanic? Sweet! Slayer Z: oi <.< .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: What .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: *What? Slayer Z: no =p .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_< Then how can he take down things with his bare hands? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Only mechanics can do that <_< Slayer Z: ok.. .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_<;;; Slayer Z: 3 gears surround Id.. Slayer Z: He destroys them with his bare hands .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_< Dude... Slayer Z: >.>? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: A mechanic who can take apart 3 mechs at once? Jeezus... .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Thats insane. Slayer Z: yeah.. clever ain't he? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Tell me about it. .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: ...Is his hair made of cotton candy? .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Just curious. .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: <_< Slayer Z: na .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: Oh. .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: ...Should I stop acting stupid now? Slayer Z: maybe .:Billy(HD):.[Anti Al-Bhed]: lol ==================================================================================================== [165] BillyHaeshoJC: Ya know what? BillyHaeshoJC: Zid must die... BillyHaeshoJC: Oh yes...he must die. BillyHaeshoJC: For beating my quotes!!! Don DarkStalker: *Nods* BillyHaeshoJC: And, ya know what else? BillyHaeshoJC: He gave dinosaurs sandwiches!!! BillyHaeshoJC: And if he hadn't done that...feet never would have exsisted!!! BillyHaeshoJC: If only those damn dinosaurs had just stopped eating sandwiches, none of this would be happening!!! ==================================================================================================== [166] .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): !YAR .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): !YARRRRRRR <~>Verpi§ Dich<~>(EK)(Eric's): :that's actually pretty sad billah hehe Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ima watch Biri go drunk now .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): V_V AND SO IS MY FOOT!!! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: A.a Hitoribochi Art 1/6: and mine? <~>Verpi§ Dich<~>(EK)(Eric's): with my ADHD you'd think you'd have a little more resistance to it than that heh.. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): V_V YEA, YOU HEARD ME, MR. IFUCKEDKANSAS!! ."vÀMp¡®e". [À®wEn]: o_o brb .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): AND WHAT ELSE DID YOU HAPPEN TO EAT?!?!? .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): A LAUNDRY MACHINE!!! .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): ...Wow, I'm hyper x_X Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol ==================================================================================================== [167] .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Pshhh, fine .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Be that way. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: fine! Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: I will. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Okay. See ya later. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Bye. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Jerk. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Bye bye. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Meanie. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: :D Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: byee. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): =D Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Dork. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): byee. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Bum. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: byee .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): byee Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Idiot. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Moron. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Snack. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Food. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Pam. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Yar. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Asterisk. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Paranthesis Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: Is that a real word? .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Yes Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: oh. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Yea. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: :.. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): ... Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: weren't you supposed to go? .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): No, you were. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: oh, okay. Silhouette™[Z?][Un-single]: bye. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): bye. ==================================================================================================== [168] ChronoZid: bah.. scr00 that d00d that takes th3 lag00n t0 d4 m00n! ChronoZid: err.. anyway! O.o; ==================================================================================================== [169] .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): My nose farted. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): NOSES DONT FART, DUMBASS. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): They burp. GOD-POING™[Z?]: suction noise. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Okay class, everyone burp with your noses. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Good job. ==================================================================================================== [170] GOD-POING™[Z?]: *arrests billy* .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): You can't do that. GOD-POING™[Z?]: ...oh. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): I'm an endangered species. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): I'm government protected. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Us furries are rare, you know. GOD-POING™[Z?]: *puts in zoo to mate with other billys* .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): o.o .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): A_A; ==================================================================================================== [171] .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): I love my body *_* .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Errrr... <_<>_>; GOD-POING™[Z?]: :. ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: >.> Sucking yourself off again, Billy? Lazarus: O.O; .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): You are all witnesses. I am going to kill all of you now with a spoon. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): *Kills everyone with a spoon* Lazarus: But.. but.. I am Uri Gellar. I can bend that spoon before it hits me. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): >_> LIES ==================================================================================================== [172] Lazarus: Assmonger (Ass-mon-grr): Someone who sells ass, perhaps in an undesirable way. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): <_< RAWRRRRRRRAWRARWARWARA NICE ASS. Lazarus: I just invented a word. Woohoo. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): MAY I MONG YOUR ASS SO I CAN ASSMONG IT, DON??? Lazarus: Heh. ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: ...No. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): <_< LET ME ASSMONG YOUR ASS, BITCH. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): FOR I R ASSMONGER MAN. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): Okay, that was stupid. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ==================================================================================================== [173] DaRkFoX(large chicken): ^hunting down prey, killing, eating <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): lmfao sean DaRkFoX(large chicken): yum, i killed an orange, and am sucking the juice out of it DaRkFoX(large chicken): well, sucking it's juice out of my cup ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: You vicious brute. <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): MEANY ORANGE KILLER!! DaRkFoX(large chicken): i know, i'm a monster DaRkFoX(large chicken): WATCH OUT, YOU ALL MIGHT BE NEXT <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): ;-; ==================================================================================================== [174] <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT **chants** <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): you damn fruit! DaRkFoX(large chicken): i'm an orange? .:¤Mim§º°{®aw®?}¤: ey erix^^ <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): lmfao <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): Ey all =D <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): Heya love <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): Ey angel @______@ <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): Eric, sean is a fruit! be careful he might come after you! DaRkFoX(large chicken): yeah eric :) <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): * grabs fruit peeler * <.< >.> DaRkFoX(large chicken): ...eek ==================================================================================================== [175] ~¤§-Z §quall¤~: I've had the flu. <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): >.> I dunno what I've had but I've been coughing up green and bloody shit all day ~¤§-Z §quall¤~: Ack, green? <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): Yeah =P ~¤§-Z §quall¤~: Go to the doctor. If it's green, it's serious. ==================================================================================================== [176] ~¤§-Z §quall¤~: :I think Kingdom Hearts rocks. lol <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): >.> <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): DAI PATTY DAI!!! ~¤§-Z §quall¤~: C'mon, just look at it! It's got Selphie and Goofy in the same game! It's gotta be good! lol <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): x.x'' ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: You can tell them apart? >.> <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): They are practicaly identical twins o.o'' ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol >.> =P <~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): q= Don lol ==================================================================================================== [177] Don DarkStalker: *Smashes head into keyboard repeatedly* Don DarkStalker: hgskptld' Don DarkStalker: grelswglsaag Don DarkStalker: asrglsar Don DarkStalker: ggggggggggga Arcalaiwings: stop that >.> Don DarkStalker: ;-; ==================================================================================================== [178] Don DarkStalker: Come to Tazmania! Come to Tazmania! Come to Tazmania! WE MEAN YOU! *Gibberish and spittle* Arcalaiwings: o.o Arcalaiwings: o.O Arcalaiwings: O.o Don DarkStalker: I must be the only one who remembers the theme song to that show ^-^;;; ==================================================================================================== [179] Arcalaiwings: hmm *goes to get a pixie stix* << >> Don DarkStalker: ;__________________________________; Arcalaiwings: o.o Arcalaiwings: *gives you one*? o.o Arcalaiwings: orange or blue? lol Don DarkStalker: BOTH! *Down them through a beer funnel* Arcalaiwings: ;.; Arcalaiwings: wah, my stix ;.; ==================================================================================================== [180] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Take off that damn screencap <.<' Kutan the Moogle|Pso/RO/DDRsim: No ¬.¬ Ep(•ƒe¡§†y).¤Flying Paper¤.: o.O ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Palletes the Pokemon Orgy caps* Kutan the Moogle|Pso/RO/DDRsim: klgjlklf ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I thought so. Kutan the Moogle|Pso/RO/DDRsim: HAPPY?! ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Quite. ^-^ ==================================================================================================== [181] OneWingedWeirdy: OneWingedWeirdy: wbz Chrono NiKKi: ty lol Chrono NiKKi: blah, i had to do a recovery to fix some things...hey...seen gendo? OneWingedWeirdy: nope.. sorry x.x Chrono NiKKi: blah ok Chrono NiKKi: *kicks computer* lol OneWingedWeirdy: lol Chrono NiKKi: heylo ^^ OneWingedWeirdy: err.. hiya^^ lol Chrono NiKKi: doh Chrono NiKKi: wrong im..lol OneWingedWeirdy: lmao OneWingedWeirdy: dont yah just hate it when you do that? lol Don DarkStalker: lmao Don DarkStalker: Yup =P Don DarkStalker: Especially when it gives away something x.o; OneWingedWeirdy: yes x.o OneWingedWeirdy: or if you were having fun with your g/f and then said something to the WRONG PERSON x.x (thank god i havent done that yet =P) OneWingedWeirdy: that wouldnt be very good x.x lol Don DarkStalker: Like your best friend IM's you, only to get the reply; "*sex0rz* XP" OneWingedWeirdy: lmfao! Don DarkStalker: THAT would be awkward x.X;;;;; ==================================================================================================== [182] Metal Alien VI: I've got a story to tell That doesn't involve hell It was about a boy who had a guild But never ever would it build "Come joing the Magic clan!" Cried the boy with no frying pan "Magic Sex?" perked Ben's ears "with females i hope...we're no queers" "nay not magic sex!" cried Patrick bold "thats stupid and very cold" Ben said with laughter and destroyed this magic sad sad sad very very tragic Patrick Mcbride oh what a glorious name However you'll soon learn that the light is bright? He will bring much shame! Um... random crap that comes out of my mouth I moved to Kentucky from the south Mametchi is a retard Patrick insists I am a point eared freak BEER BEER BEER FOR ALL BEER BEER BEER FOR THE MALL ==================================================================================================== [183] OneWingedWeirdy wants to send file ACDC - Jailbreak.mp3 OneWingedWeirdy: guess what this songs about lol OneWingedWeirdy: cmon guess.. you'll never guess =P Don DarkStalker: ...Cotton candy? OneWingedWeirdy: holy shit! that's CLOSE! XD Don DarkStalker: Wooo =P Don DarkStalker: Um... Scotch tape?! OneWingedWeirdy: no thats way off =P OneWingedWeirdy: Kraft Dinner would be closer =P Don DarkStalker: OH, COME ON. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? ;-; OneWingedWeirdy: lmfao ==================================================================================================== [184] OneWingedWeirdy: <.< **eats the prize that was meant for don - IF HE HAD ANSWERED CORRECTLY - a hero cookie XD** Don DarkStalker: BITCH! Don DarkStalker: YOU EVIL BITCH! Don DarkStalker: *Tackles* OneWingedWeirdy: aauuugh! ==================================================================================================== [185] OneWingedWeirdy: hmm.. im debating wheter i should have a glass of plain milk or five alive juice.. what would you pick? Don DarkStalker: Five Alive? What the fuck? OneWingedWeirdy: you dunno what five alive is? Don DarkStalker: Are you sure we live on the same continent? o.O OneWingedWeirdy: must be another canadian thing =p Don DarkStalker: Lol OneWingedWeirdy: you seriously NEVER heard of that brand of juice? Don DarkStalker: Never. OneWingedWeirdy: geez.. well your no help.. OneWingedWeirdy: **comes back with a big, tall glass of milk** XP Don DarkStalker: Lol Don DarkStalker: *Comes back with a big, tall, tube of airplane glue* Don DarkStalker: *Inhales* @____________________@ OneWingedWeirdy: <.< future druggie, 12 o'clock XP ==================================================================================================== [186] OneWingedWeirdy: you call me "boy" yet, you know i am actually older than you right? =P OneWingedWeirdy: "This is Weirdy and I having some whacked out fight over him eating my cookie. ;-; That boy has imagination... I'm just too sleepy to think up anything to match his, though ^-^ <.< >.> That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it T.T;;;. Anyways, enjoy the show!" OneWingedWeirdy: why do i endlessly nitpick? Don DarkStalker: ...I have a one-liner on the tip of my tongue. Don DarkStalker: DAMNIT. Don DarkStalker: *Bangs head into wall* OneWingedWeirdy: lol Don DarkStalker: 70 years from now, you'll call me gramps, and I'll point out the same thing. Don DarkStalker: Something to think about <.< OneWingedWeirdy: >.> i dont quite understand, but thats prolly cuz im sleepy x.x Don DarkStalker: "Hey! You can't call me gramps! You're older than me!" Don DarkStalker: Lol OneWingedWeirdy: oh =P Don DarkStalker: So... just... just give me my moment! ;-; OneWingedWeirdy: well just for that, i WONT call you gramps, so then you WONT be able to have the satisfaction of pointing it out! MWAHAHAHAHA! Don DarkStalker: You think you' Don DarkStalker: ...Blah, let's try that again Don DarkStalker: <.> OneWingedWeirdy: lmfao Don DarkStalker: You think you'll remember this pledge 70 years from now? =P Don DarkStalker: Yeah, that's how it was supposed to come out... <->;;; OneWingedWeirdy: good point lol ==================================================================================================== [187] Arcalaiwings: everyone is on RO nowaday Don DarkStalker: Yup. Don DarkStalker: It's annoying. Arcalaiwings: there getting way over addicted =/ Arcalaiwings: that's why i don't want to get it Don DarkStalker: It's like Pokemon all over again x.X lol ==================================================================================================== [188] Don DarkStalker: *Too lazy to open box of Rocky Road in fridge* Arcalaiwings: wah ;.; Arcalaiwings: well u shouldn't eat before going to bed lol Don DarkStalker: I'm gonna have hyper dreams, waha ^_^ Arcalaiwings: lmao o.O Don DarkStalker: Hyper, not wet, mind you <-<;;; Arcalaiwings: lmao!! ==================================================================================================== [189] Slayer Z: bucket!! BUCKET!! XD!! J00 needz a fawking bucket! DON NEED A FAWKING BUCKET!!! XD *wakes up* whoo O.o;; man I feel sick.. *goes and gets a bucket* ==================================================================================================== [190] Don DarkStalker: Somehow, this quote reminds me of you. Don DarkStalker: "One by one, the penguins steal my sanity..." DaRkFoX6966: penguins kick ass DaRkFoX6966: they're like, godlike animals DaRkFoX6966: i bet when i get to heaven, god will be a penguin DaRkFoX6966: he'll be like "Give me a fish and i'll let you in" ==================================================================================================== [191] OneWingedWeirdy: hows this for... stupidity/insanity/weirdness? **dreams a dreamy dream where he dreamalistically dreams that he is dreaming about dreaming a dreamy dream of dreamness** Don DarkStalker: ...Right. OneWingedWeirdy: ...never said it'd be funny... Don DarkStalker: Lol. ==================================================================================================== [192] Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Homework x.x¤.: o.O; son of a bench ;-; *bangs hish report ;-;* .·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.[.·Eps Ho·.]: >.>;; lol Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Homework x.x¤.: o.o;; that didnt sound right o.O .·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.[.·Eps Ho·.]: i know! lol Manic: :o.O steph needs depends and ep is having sex with papers .·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.[.·Eps Ho·.]: lmfao Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Homework x.x¤.: I hafta bang you 10 times for you to speak lol ==================================================================================================== [193] BillyHaeshoJC: So many people can bench my weight...it sucks x.x Don DarkStalker: I could toss your skinny-ass all over Balamb, boy! Don DarkStalker: I could twirl you over my head for no apparent reason! Don DarkStalker: I could spike your hair and use you as a fork! BillyHaeshoJC: <_< Keep in mind I could very well shoot you in the face before you got near me. Don DarkStalker: ...D'oh. ==================================================================================================== [194] .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): I hang out with a crowd consisting of alot of Sophmores, Juniors, and some Seniors...as well as some Freshman... the mature ones like myself, of course. .Maeve.º [Feli] (SPLOIT!): mature. .Maeve.º [Feli] (SPLOIT!): what does that mean? .¤§ a r i s¤.: lol .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): No idea. .:Billy:.(Metalhead)(Furry): But anyhow. ==================================================================================================== [195] Don DarkStalker: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! BillyHaeshoJC: ??? Don DarkStalker: YOU HAVE 33 QUOTES! BillyHaeshoJC: Yay? o.o Don DarkStalker: THAT'S 1/20TH OF SATAN'S NUMBER! BillyHaeshoJC: n.n; Don DarkStalker: ... PLUS 6. BillyHaeshoJC: Sweeeeeeet. BillyHaeshoJC: Errr. BillyHaeshoJC: Dammit. Don DarkStalker: Oh well. Let's just say you have 33 and one third quotes. ^_^ BillyHaeshoJC: >_> BillyHaeshoJC: How can I have 1/3 quotes? BillyHaeshoJC: It just ain't right, maaaan. BillyHaeshoJC: It's just siiiiick. Don DarkStalker: From appearing in other peoples quotes, yet not getting credit for humor? BillyHaeshoJC: Ah. BillyHaeshoJC: lol Don DarkStalker: Damnit, now.... you have 34 >.< BillyHaeshoJC: I do? Don DarkStalker: Yes. Don DarkStalker: *Points up* BillyHaeshoJC: A_A BillyHaeshoJC: You mean the whole "How can I have 1/3 quotes" thing? BillyHaeshoJC: lol Don DarkStalker: Indeed. Don DarkStalker: Your hippie impersonation has garnered you points. Well done. Don DarkStalker: *Bows* ==================================================================================================== [196] BillyHaeshoJC: Don wants to know how many pushups you can do in a minute n.n; BeatrixEK: **blinks** o.o BeatrixEK: i dunno lol i never timed myself BillyHaeshoJC: lol BillyHaeshoJC: I bet him you could kick his ass =P BeatrixEK: it's not how many fast... it 's how many you can do in a row @.@ BeatrixEK: my sis can do seven lmfao BillyHaeshoJC: I've never done that many in my life ;-; BillyHaeshoJC: I must try! >=O BillyHaeshoJC: brb x.x BillyHaeshoJC: ...;-; BeatrixEK: wubu BillyHaeshoJC: 4 and a half... ;-; ==================================================================================================== [197] Don DarkStalker: Disk 2 of Shenmue is so mean... ;-; Buraian16: lol, yeah Don DarkStalker: Stupid espionage mission >.< Buraian16: at the point where you go to the REAL warehouse, my game freezes Don DarkStalker: Blah... try Game Doctor? Don DarkStalker: It repairs scratched disks. Buraian16: tried it Buraian16: or something similar Buraian16: maybe I should try toothpaste.. Buraian16: it works- believe me Don DarkStalker: Oh yes. No CD can resist the healing powers of minty freshness! Buraian16: lol ==================================================================================================== [198] Etoheppeh: *giggles and Points XD* Fy-ah! Fy-ah! BURN go boom o.o *gibberish* BOOM GO FY-ah! WE INVENTED FYAH!!!!! AND DONNEH GO BOOM WHICH FY-ah start! *hops around with a club in hish hand and blubbers the words* Fy-ah DOnneh o.O DonDarkStalker: ::Sweatdrop:: *Smacks unconscious with frying pan* e.e;;; Etoheppeh: Dwee! Donneh go on fire!*jibber jabberz* WITH MATCH! *lights it* Lamage XD *drops it on donneh* DONNEH A FLAH-MAH! * looks to his feet* and im on fyah! ;-;! *runs away* DonDarkStalker: I give up o-O;;; *Runs away too* Etoheppeh: *stops* I dunt hafta run away! *lights a match and peace signs* THE FIYAH WILL LIVE ON! *poses XD*(Austin Power's theme songish put on and starts doing the dance with FIYAH! in hish hands o.O) DonDarkStalker: *Sits down and pulls out bag of popcorn and watches him dance* Etoheppeh: *sweatdropelts* will this ever end n-n; *starts dancing in a British swimsuit o.O* ==================================================================================================== [199] * DarkSergeyº° * dude...lmao * DarkSergeyº° * *falls over laughing* i think ur sis likes me O_o;;;;; * ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ * X-x;;; * ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ * One word of advice. * DarkSergeyº° * Run? * DarkSergeyº° * =P * ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ * Exactly o.O;;; * DarkSergeyº° * lmfao * ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ * Only I was gonna say... * ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ * RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! * DarkSergeyº° * roflmao ====================================================================================================