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                              # Palace Mumblings: Balamb Garden #
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                         *Short explanation of this document's title:*
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          Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called
        "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely
      hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random
     one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever,
      some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy!

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[1]

~«:¨`·._EDgAH-Kun(IPB)_.·´¨:»~: can some1 kick me before i go?

=:Weirdie-Chan:= (BD) (Insane): SURE!

*** ~«:¨`·._EDgAH-Kun(IPB)_.·´¨:»~ kicked out by =:Weirdie-Chan:= (BD) (Insane)

*** Message from ~«:¨`·._EDgAH-Kun(IPB)_.·´¨:»~: YOU KICKED ME TO EARLY YOU 18 BIT WHORE! XD

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[2]

Toji Suzuhara:    *flies away evily giggling*

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[3]

=:Hikaru Shouji:= (Weirdie): we get taxed shitless, though, us canadians... x.x

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: Come to the Americas!

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: We will amaze you with our cheap liquor and minumum wage jobs!

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[4]

.:Billy(HD):.:    We're all just sitting in here...and the next thing you know it...

.:Billy(HD):.:    One of us vanishes into thin air...to be slaughtered 10 minutes later...

.:Billy(HD):.:    Until only one of us is left...

.:Billy(HD):.:    AND THEN

.:Billy(HD):.:    Meatloaf and cheese combine to form... SUPER YUMMYNESS

.:Billy(HD):.:    And we all live happily every fucking after

.:Billy(HD):.:    The godamn end

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[5]

Toji Suzuhara:   put the crown back on! i wanna be the pretty pretty princess!

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[6]

.:Billy(HD):.:    I have a bladder of gold

.:Billy(HD):.:    And a heart of cheese

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[7]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): nikki fight u for hikaru

.¤~NiKKi~¤.(Ryuuichi)(Tsuzuki): HIKARU'S MY BISH! lol

Hikaru Shouji (Anime's): **looks at name** o.O;;

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[8]

~«:EDgAH-Kun:»~:  can you guess what todayis????????

~«:EDgAH-Kun:»~:  nobody?

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): ..Monday?

~«:EDgAH-Kun:»~:  well don let me give you a hint

~«:EDgAH-Kun(B-DAY):»~: can you guess now?

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): <.< >.>

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Monday?

~«:EDgAH-Kun(B-DAY):»~: :ur a dumbass

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): lol

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[9]

~«:¨`·._EDgAH-Kun_.·´¨:»~: i think sephie probed me..  

.:Billy(HD):.:    I can do that too =P

.:Billy(HD):.:    ACK! BAD TIMING.

~«:¨`·._EDgAH-Kun_.·´¨:»~: lmao

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[10]

Evil² Lugia™[Z?]: what am I thinking about, seif?

Seifer™{ÐeaÐTiger...·'¥'·}: you're thinking about me and you in a hot tub >.>

Evil² Lugia™[Z?]: darn, you got me.

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[11]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: Can you think of a ten letter word that can be
                     written using only the top row of your keyboard?

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: tweepototo

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[12]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): im actually a seminole indian royalty o.O

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): That's like Pocahontas drooling over Gackt o.O;;;

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[13]

<~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): HyperSniper12:Do you give free BJ's?
                           SmarterChild: I can do lots of things

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: Can he...consume 67 tons of ravioli?

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: Can he...Put out fires with string cheese?

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: Can he...stop floods with a broom?

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: Can he...climb up a wall with greasy hands?

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: The answer to all these questions: FUCK NO, BISH

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[14]

Toji Suzuhara:    I'm sure if one had enough string cheese one could

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[15]

~«:EDgAH-Kun(MH):»~: you like penis bread? X.x

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[16]

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: *giggles like a cute school girl*

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[17]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): A_A stop sign raping wolfy lol

Toji Suzuhara:    he's just so rapable! ;-;

Toji Suzuhara:    :*hug* rapably soft

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[18]

Toji Suzuhara:    I'm sooo bored... and I'm covered in unexplained chocolate stains!
  
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[19]

Toji Suzuhara:    May I use your ass as a seat?

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[20]

Saikah°:          <shoots at neos feet> dance f00ker dance!

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[21]

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: Don, be like me. Find another man =P

.~¤Sephie¤~. (Thorn I R): :lol

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (I R Zorn): Lol

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (I R Zorn): *Looks at Weirdie* Hmmm...

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[22]

Seiferº¹{SilverTiger...·'¥'·}: *makes sweet passionate love to Art* lol

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[23]

.®inoa.:      Is your name Ashley? <_<;;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): lol

.Zidane.¹³: well considering i have a penis, no

.®inoa.:      LMAO

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[24]

.†...Wolfy...†.:  you know that voice inside your head that says
                  "dont say that out loud"? mines broken or something....

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[25]

I'm not Billy: Izat Yaoi Seph?

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): no

(Sephie puts on a yaoi avatar)

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): XD

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): lol

I'm not Billy: DAMN YOU!!!!!

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[26]

.:Billy(HD):. nice ass zid XD

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[27]

Manic: "Fuck me up the ass and call me lucy!" 

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[28]

Saikitsu°: <_<..I'm prettiest or I blow up the planet <_< 

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[29]

Celsis(WD): Kiss the shark! 

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[30]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): *rapes hayami NOT ALLEN* lol

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[31]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: I once cried to a Pokemon episode; "Pikachu's Goodbye"

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: *very large sweat drop*

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[32]

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ol

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lo

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ack

Zidane°[kawaii]:  >.>

Zidane°[kawaii]:  lol

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: <.<

Zidane°[kawaii]:  typo queen/king >.>?

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[33]

Zidane°[kawaii]:  at least I can say lool right!

Zidane°[kawaii]:  oh dear god o.o;;

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao

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~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): *Types everything holding shit key*

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki): lol

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): SHIFT*

Celsis (WD):      shit key...lmao

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): BAD TYPO X.X

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki): shit key lmao

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[35]

Baby:             hi

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: Eya

Hikaru Shouji (Anime's): hey baby =P

.·•ƒe¡§†y e¡|<o•·.: lmao

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: lol

Hikaru Shouji (Anime's): lol

(Baby poofs)

Hikaru Shouji (Anime's): looks like i scared her

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: Hmmmmm...

.:Billy(HD):.[Lugia's]: lol

.·•ƒe¡§†y e¡|<o•·.: lmao

..¤Ç£oudפ..^-^eDiT^-^: lol yup Xp

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[36]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Kumagoro)(Hisoka): hopy shit x-X

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[37]

Gendo(Arima Soichiro): how could you Hikaru ;-;...

Gendo(Arima Soichiro): you're not allowed to look at women >_<...only at me ;-;

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[38]

Hikaru Shouji (Anime's): yes, sephie is my greatest friend...  whenever toji strikes, she is always
                         there for me...  with her finger on the screencap button, of course XP

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[39]

Billy(HD)[Crazeeeeeee):.: ^Sephie...your hair...it makes me feel... naauuuughtyy...

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[40]

.:Billy(HD):.{Einsain}: !WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYY!!!!!!! ARHHH!!!!
                         YOU FUCKERS!!!!! I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!!!! BURRRRRRRRN!!!!!
                         BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRN YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!! 

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[41]

.«†Eowyn¨²¹¹²¨†».: -S- elf                 
                   -C- ontained    
                   -U- nderwater 
                   -B- reathing 
                   -A- pperatus!!!!!!!

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[42]

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: So therefore...give me your potatoes <_< 

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: !BECAUSE I AM IRISH!!!!!!

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: !AND I'M FAKAZINASOKIWALALALALALAIAN!!!!!

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: PH33R ME!!!!!

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: AND MY VICIOUS UNDERWEAR!!!!!

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: <_<>_>

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[43]

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying paper¤.: !LOVE 

.:Billy(HD):.{Iensain}: !Miss 

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[44]

.†...Wolfy...†.:  nya ^^

*** .†...Wolfy...†. rolls 1 die with 20 faces, and scores: 1 

.†...Wolfy...†.:  nya -_-

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[45]

Bandit:           RAYS A BEER! SMUGLR IM DEAD SIRIS HE IS!!!!!!

Slayer Z:         im gonna hurt you <.<

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[46]

Saikitsu°: hinky dinky floydoooyyy =p 

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[47]

.ºArtemisFº.(Charismatic): :TEST Personal Talents: Saik, the strongest black magic user in the land!
                            Saik is a horny old wizard that hides under his hat. It is a known fact
                            that he has several issues of W.M Porn under his bed.

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[48]

.†...Wolfy...†.: hum on my balls!

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[49]

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *throws merchandice and junk at Donneh o_O*

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *throws  a extra strong love potion also O_o*

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): ...EPSIL! I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF YOU!

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: O_O!!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: lol

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: aww *blooshez*

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): *Merrily skips after Epsil ala' Peppy Le' Puu*

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: lol!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: o.o lol

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: *really large sweat drop*

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *dancez and skipz o_o*

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: :remind me to shoot myself if I see this again

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): *Does the whole Peppy Le' Puu smooch and run bit*

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: Lol!

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *hugglez and fondz O_o*

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: Im sorry i found a new love......... its ARTEH O_o;

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): <.< ;-;

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: :I spoke too soon

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Oh well. Congratulation, Art >P

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: lol

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: :wow, now I got a girl to love and a guy to chase me around o.O <.<

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: Lol

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Gee, the fun doesn't stop. >P

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: you can say that again

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: :the next thing you know, Ep points at Cel the same way he did to Don

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *points to Celz* I LUFFFFFFFFFF J000000!

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[50]

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: 5REPUNZUREPUNZAL LET DOWN YOUR FRICKEN HAIR A_A!

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)....: get your own hair!

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[51]

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: Gackt belong in a mcdonalds restuarant SERVING FRIES n_n!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: lmao

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: <_>;;;;

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)....: NNNNNYYYYYYUUUUUUU!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: :run Epsil, run!

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)....: GACKTYPOO WILL NOT SUBJECT HIMSELF TO THE HELL THAT IS MCDONALDS!

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: Along with Kids Happy mealz!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: yeah, McDonalds suck!

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)....: DDDDIIIIEEEEEE! *runs after ep with a dagger*

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.:  O_O!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: he can go to Burger King though n.n;

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: EEK!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: *hides*

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[52]

(Nikki wears Bunny Vince avatar)

Ep(Cait Sith).¤Flying Paper¤.: o_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)....: lmao

Ep(Cait Sith).¤Flying Paper¤.: Playboy vineh!

Celsis (WD):      o.o;

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)....: :Cigars? Cigarettes?

Celsis (WD):      um no

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[53]

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: acl!

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: o_..

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: EBIL keyboard ;-;!

Zidane[Bless]:    dude.. enough with your frickin types!

Zidane[Bless]:    O.o;;;;

Zidane[Bless]:    typos* O.o

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: lol

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: ROFL

Rowen (bla)(Aloney's ^o^)(OPC): lmao

Zidane[Bless]:    :ok ok.. i .. made a typ.. ah shut up

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[54]

<~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): there's only one punishment here in cleavage i must tie you to a bed and
                           spank you spank you well and than I will do what I wish with you

<~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): A SPANKING A SPANKING

<~>H§<~>(CK)(Cassi's): lol XD

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: For him that is hardly a punishment X_X

Zidane[Bless]:    the youngun will enjoy that too much v.v

<~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): i'll spank him harder? >=D

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Even better v.V

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: A more appropriate one for him would be no bondage/sex0r for a whole day x_X

<~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): aww

<~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): b-but that's punishing ME!

Zidane[Bless]:    lmao!

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[55]

ChronoZid: I started a Xenogears fic and never finished it!!

Don DarkStalker: o.o d00t

ChronoZid: oh man! that's considered a sin!!

ChronoZid: *grabs the holy water*

Don DarkStalker: The lord will forgive you, my son!

Don DarkStalker: Repent for your sins!

ChronoZid: then.. holy.. nooo!

Don DarkStalker: x.x;

ChronoZid: *dumps out water (which I think is a sin) and beats self in head with sprinkler*

Don DarkStalker: Erm... if you die from your wounds...

Don DarkStalker: ...Can I have your sword? <.>

ChronoZid: maybe thy spirit be with you... *dies*

Don DarkStalker: Damn... that sucks. o_o;

Don DarkStalker: *Steals Ziddy's sword and goes slicing random objects up* Wheeee!

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[56]

Zidane[Bless]:    Don's site ownz!!

Zidane[Bless]:    :*violently nudges Don* now where my $50?

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[57]

ChronoZid: yes ph33r my fine ass! XD

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[58]

ChronoZid: damnit now! FUCKING PH33R MY FINE ASS!!!

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[59]

.®inoa. [Naru] [Otaru's]: My legs have been chewed off..but dont worry oi,
                          i still 'ave my reproductive organs!

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[60]

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: heyo Don

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Heya Melly

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: Melly? o.O

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Er... o.O;

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: <.< geez lol

|_Otaru_| (.rinnny's) ^^: O.o;

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): *Too sleepy for own good*

Manic:            lol

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: oh yeah o.O

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Sorry... Heya Art x.X;;;

Hitoribochi Art 1/6 [Melly's]: s'alright, lol

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[61]

.^¤Rose¤^.[Mellyº](Arty's): i feel like killing something <_< >_>

.¥una. {Shana}:   God I love my hamsters.

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Well, that came out nicely. o.O;

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[62]

Genesis(Leah's)(£vil Kitty): you'll grow up to be a sausage seller like your father toji ^^

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[63]

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: I still hate you ;-;

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Donji): Aww, I'm sorry Biwwy ;-; *Huggles*

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !Miss

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[64]

EdgahKun: AN MERRY FUCKNIG NEW YOUEAR TO YOU TOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChronoZid: *nods*

ChronoZid: you too.. lol

EdgahKun: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*strips nakedfr and t9runs
          outsiigde in 20 defree eweather* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChronoZid: good god O.o;;

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[65]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): I feel like drawing a picture of a donut and eating it.

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[66]

Ep(Wozzeh!).¤Flying Paper¤.: cemmer sonneh i wanna tell joo a story bout.... cider >_>

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[67]

Zander [Tidus]:   that's tifa? <.<

~¤°MiMi°¤~(Sergey's): >.>mhm

Zander [Tidus]:   :since when did she have such a small chest? o.O

~¤°MiMi°¤~(Sergey's): i knew someone would comment on that sooner or later o.o

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[68]

Toji Suzuhara:    why is invader zim on nickelodeon?

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): No idea.

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): It should be on Adult Swim with more cussing.

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[69]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): I remember teasing my little sister when she was under 7
                            that she couldn't watch any of the good "Y-7" rated cartoons.

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[70]

Toji Suzuhara:    billy, you're such a dork *giggle*

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[71]

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !EPSEH IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !I HATE HIM I WANNA EAT HIS HAIR GRRRRR I HATE THAT DIRTY OLD FUCKER

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !CUZ AMERICAN CARS SUCK ASS

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !OH YEA BABY, THEY SUCK ALOT OF ASS

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !AS A MATTER OF FACT

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !THEY SUCK SO MUCH ASS

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !IM GONNA GO EAT THEM ALL

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !PINTO'S MAKE ME HORNY RAWRRRRR

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !And now back to you, Albert with todays weather

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !Well the fuckin high is 89279 degrees,
                         and the godamn low is 58297982 degrees

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !ALBERT YOU FUCKING RETARD

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !BITE ME ASSHOLE

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !MAKE ME

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !NO

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: Okay, that was stupid

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[72]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING IGLOO, EPSIL!

Ep(InsertName).¤Flying Paper¤.: niyo V_V mine ;P

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[73]

Kowai:            I only learn Australian history O.0

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): Wow... A dingo, a koala, and a kangaroo walked into a bar. A couple
                            dozen tequila shots later, Australia was born. The end x.x;

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[74]

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !ALASKANS ORIGINATED FROM BIG PAUL, THE BARBAQUE SAUCE GOD!!!!!!!

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[75]

Ep(InsertName).¤Flying Paper¤.: :Billehs confused weither ppl are male or female now n_n;;;

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): Well, didn't you know I'm just a girl? <ggl> ^.^

Kowai:            YOU ARE?

Kowai:            LETS GO SHOPPING!!

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): You go, girlfriend! <ggl> <ggl>

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~¤°MiMi°¤~(Sergey's): eylo zid!

Celsis (WD):      heyz aiz

Celsis (WD):      zid*

Celsis (WD):      bleh

Slayer Z [Tidus]: aiz O.o;;

Manic:            lol

~¤°MiMi°¤~(Sergey's): lol o.o

Celsis (WD):      lol

Celsis (WD):      major typo there

Slayer Z [Tidus]: I can understand zod.. or ziddt.. but aiz? O.o

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.«†Shikaiden²¹¹²†».: hey. im in the monkey refuge.. No monkeys can eat me XD

.«†Shikaiden²¹¹²†».: *looks at zid* >_>; oops i forgot about you... ;.;

Zander: >=P

.«†Shikaiden²¹¹²†».: lol

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Zander:           ya!

Zander:           *does karate stuff*

.§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: >_>;

Zander:           you will learn to ph33r <.<

.§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: i will learn to..

.§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: *snoree*...

Zander:           :dammit now..

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ChronoZid: your funny =p

Melly Celly: i am? o.o;

ChronoZid: yeah

Melly Celly: i dont try to be lmao

ChronoZid: you should.. lol

Melly Celly: im a natural *winks and smacks ass* er i mean o.o;; *sweatdrop*

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[80]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): Why does rain in California smell like something's burning? x.X;

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[81]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): We gave you computers, you gave us Crocodile Dundee <.< Fair enough =p

Kowai:            X.X

Kowai:            Don't....make...me...kill...you...for...that...comment

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[82]

(Rico = Epsil)

*** Message from Rico: Cumith to 5 vs 5 and ill give you some hot sweet love and a cookie :P

*** Message to Rico: DAMNIT. I THOUGHT IT SAID RINOA FOR A SECOND.

*** Message to Rico: lmao

*** Message from Rico: o_O

*** Message from Rico: lol

*** Message from Rico: yes i can be a pretty rinoa for you ;-; * starts putting on rinoa clothes ;-;

*** Message from Rico: is that bettah <_>?

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BeatrixEK: erm... it is hard for me to say this being at
           Eric's house right now... x.x... but... I love you...

Don DarkStalker: Um... Cassi... are you being serious? o.O;

BeatrixEK: Cassi? This is Eric! pfft I love you Don!!! XD * Hugz tight *

Don DarkStalker: X________________x;;;; ERIC!!!! $*@)%*@#%@)*%@)%*@# *GAGS* >_______________<;;;

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~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): I wanna' be a daddy ;-; <.< >.> lol

.¥una.:           I want to just be pregnant rofl.

Legolasº [Sergey] {MiMi's}: *snickers again*

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Dart): v.V Can we reach a mutual agreement?

Legolasº [Sergey] {MiMi's}: lmfao!

.¥una.:           rofl o.o;;

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[85]

SailorRinny: i got an email

SailorRinny: Britney Spears - Not so Innocent

Don DarkStalker: o.O;

SailorRinny: Click here to see nude pics of britney

SailorRinny: aaaah

Don DarkStalker: Fuuuun

SailorRinny: almost clicked it rofl

Don DarkStalker: Tell me when you get one from Miss Cleo e.e;

SailorRinny: rofl

SailorRinny: see nekkid pics of miss cleo x.X;;;;

Don DarkStalker: *Vomits out window* THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT X.x;;;

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SailorRinny: being a girl is not fun you know

SailorRinny: not "always" fun

Don DarkStalker: Yes, I know... lol

SailorRinny: rofl

Don DarkStalker: But you get to make all the moves in a relationship <.>

Don DarkStalker: Girls can play hard-to-get and be cute, guys
                 playing hard-to-get are pompous assholes, lol

SailorRinny: yes and then you also get to go crazy once a month and suffer and scrape the floor in
             pain and howl and rip the wallpaper off the walls and run around (if you can even walk)
             screaming FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUU and then get all sappy and cry and then die...

Don DarkStalker: o.O;

SailorRinny: lol

Don DarkStalker: But... you get make-up ;-;

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(Barret = Zid)

Barret:           you know what I like to do with this gun when its really late? >.>

.§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: <_<

Barret:           :blow shit up..

.§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: Really?

Barret:           yeah

.§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: Fascinating.

Barret:           I think so too

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Sergey° {MiMi's}: .:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: A_A

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: DICKWEED

Sergey° {MiMi's}: lmao whoa v.v;;;;

Sergey° {MiMi's}: dude thats nice =p

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: THEN HAVE SEX WITH IT

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: Er, thanks ^_^

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Sergey° {MiMi's}: !GUNBLADES AND DITTO WITH ZELL IN THE FRICKING FLOWERBEDS <.<

.¥una.:           >.>;;

Sergey° {MiMi's}: *deep breath*

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Tsuzuki!): o.O;

.¥una.:           *BLUSH* <.<;;;;;;;

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Don DarkStalker: DWEE

GooglyMinotaur: You mention "dwee," which of course is a fascinating topic on many levels. Could
                dwee be the source of all the world's problems? Could it be the remedy?

                Sigh. I just don't know...

                But I really like to talk about... Radiohead.

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.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki) ^o^: A.A *poke*

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Tsuzuki!): *Giggles* o.x;

Sergey° {MiMi's}: :o_o

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki) ^o^: lmao

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki) ^o^: don you giggle like a schewl girl lol

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[92]

Chibi-Mage:       Kowai, are you a girl or boy?

Kowai:            I'm female X.x

|_Otaru_|:        im male lol

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: I R a guy

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Tsuzuki!): i'm a little bit of both <.< >.> lol

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: <_<

Kowai:            LOL

Celsis (WD):      lmao don

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: Dude

|_Otaru_|:        <.< lol

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[93]

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Tsuzuki!): 98% of men admit to masturbating

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: <_< I don't do it at all

~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Tsuzuki!): The other 2% are lying =p

|_Otaru_|:        lol

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: <_< Horseshit Don

Wildfire(Hobbit): billy, do you even have hair on your balls?

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: A_A No

Wildfire(Hobbit): DO YOU EVEN HAVE BALLS?!

|_Otaru_|:        o.o lmao

Celsis (WD):      oh boy...

Kowai:            O.0

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[94]

ryuko1: i've been dead for the last three months

Don DarkStalker: Yeah, I haven't heard from you in a long-ass time

ryuko1: im sure you were releieved, hehe

Don DarkStalker: Nah. I haven't from Tiff for a long time either. What's been happening?

ryuko1: umm, well first there were the dinosaurs, the the earth got cold, and the dinosaurs died

Don DarkStalker: And then?

ryuko1: then the filthy humans roamed the earth untill present day.

Don DarkStalker: And theeeeeeen?

ryuko1: but soon......soon the cats will take the planet for
        themselves and purify it. yess......a glorious day that will be

Don DarkStalker: Can I enlist in the feline armada?

ryuko1: sorry bub, unless your on good terms with a
        large feline faction, you'll be a big cat nip ball

Don DarkStalker: How about an underground hamster movement?

ryuko1: no, and then i tell you to shove McNuggets up
        you ass hole and let the hamsters dig themout

Don DarkStalker: Damn. I'm out.

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Don DarkStalker: ~«:Auron(Edgah):»~: !SNOW YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
                 ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~ (Tsuzuki!): I fail to see how the weather
		                                 can fuck it's mother o.O;

BeatrixEK: lmfao

BeatrixEK: i have snow here

Don DarkStalker: ~«:Auron(Edgah):»~: yes...
                 ~«:Auron(Edgah):»~: yes it can fuck its mother.
                 ~«:Auron(Edgah):»~: i dont know how BUT IT WILL!

BeatrixEK: It will roll over on itself and stick it's snow up into the ground

BeatrixEK: mother nature >=D

Don DarkStalker: 0.o Fuuunn..

Don DarkStalker: So every time snowflakes touch the ground, it's sex... muahahaha!

BeatrixEK: YuH!

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.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: lol...they put alot of detail into their asses in RO x_X

~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Dart): Only you would notice, Billy...

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: You should see the bums on those male archers... so nice and big =P

~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Dart): Like I said o.O;

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.+¤Jo§h¤+.:       bye everyone else i don't know

.+¤Jo§h¤+.:       even the queer

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: =D

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[98]

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: >_> That bird guy looks really horny.

~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Dart): Only because he's looking at your sexiness <.<

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: >_>

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[99]

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: For some reason I'm getting a kick out of acting gay x_x

Kowai:            HE'S BEING MEAN AGAIN DANIEL

~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Dart): Whaddya want me to do? He's my luva' o.O

Kowai:            X.X

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: v_v We've pushed that far enough I think

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: lol

~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Dart): You think I'm acting? ;-;

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: Yes <_< >_>

~¤Don DarkStaIker¤~ (Dart): Well... you're right. =P

.:Billy(HD):.[Anti A-static]: lmao
  
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