OneWingedWeirdy: <.<  **eats the prize that was meant for don - IF HE HAD ANSWERED
                 CORRECTLY - a hero cookie XD**

Don DarkStalker: BITCH!

Don DarkStalker: YOU EVIL BITCH!

Don DarkStalker: *Tackles*

OneWingedWeirdy: aauuugh!

OneWingedWeirdy: **whips out his tour de force, le spork du rustiness!!!**  **stabs
                 him 30,000 times**  BACK OFF!

Don DarkStalker: *Absorbs blows like a sponge and punches him as hard as he can*

Don DarkStalker: *Doing no damage, since he's made of sponge*

Don DarkStalker: DAMNIT!

OneWingedWeirdy: haha!

Don DarkStalker: *Urinates on him as a last resort*

OneWingedWeirdy: **whips out his homemade NUKULATION-MASTER 5000**   DIE!

OneWingedWeirdy: ahhh!   piss!   X.x

Don DarkStalker: Lol XP

OneWingedWeirdy: **wipes it with his nukulation-master 5000**  XD

Don DarkStalker: Canadians don't have nukes <-<;;;

OneWingedWeirdy: **points the nukulation-master 5000 at don**  any last words?

Don DarkStalker: Yes. YOUR MOTHER IS A TWO CENT SLUT. *Curls into a ball and
                 burrows underground, burrowing around the world and popping up in China*

OneWingedWeirdy: no, but we have depleted uranium, whioch is what this baby uses
                 **pats it then lick it passionately**  aint that right?

Don DarkStalker: You just mutated your tongue and gave yourself numerous diseases <.<

OneWingedWeirdy: heh...  prolonged exposure to this radioactive matter has giving me
                 RADIOACTIVE AFFINITY! **dramatic music ensues**   MWAHAHAHAHA!

Don DarkStalker: ...Your body would die of shock from your kidneys trying to filter out
                 the radiation before you adapted.

Don DarkStalker: Nyar

OneWingedWeirdy: (just shut up and go with it alright?  geeez XP)

Don DarkStalker: Why? So I can die? I think not =P

OneWingedWeirdy: NEVAR!  i got...  IRON KIDNEYS!  <.>  or something..  it must be a canadian thing

Don DarkStalker: Iron kidneys would be melted by stomach acids without the mucus lining,
                 which would simply slide off the metallic surface.

Don DarkStalker: ^_^

OneWingedWeirdy: regardless, you shall die, right my pet?  **nukulation-master 5000 beeps
                 and boops and bops**

OneWingedWeirdy: well, i have been injected with an..  acid suppressent..  so...  nyah har

Don DarkStalker: Then your food can't be digested ^_^

OneWingedWeirdy: **shewts a glob of radioactive sludge at him**

OneWingedWeirdy: i use an IV

Don DarkStalker: Creepy x.x

OneWingedWeirdy: yes, but its the price you pay for:  RADIOACTIVE AFFINITY!
                 **more dramatic music ensues**

Don DarkStalker: *Rolls eyes and socks him in the stomach once*

OneWingedWeirdy: ow!

Don DarkStalker: ^_^

OneWingedWeirdy: **shewts more radioactive sludge at you, which oozes at an ever-so-slowly rate**

OneWingedWeirdy: lol

Don DarkStalker: *Puts on tacky yellow anti-radiation suit and charges him head-on*

OneWingedWeirdy: **combines the sludge with a highly acidic solution, which makes it eat
                 thru ur tacky yellow suit**

Don DarkStalker: How can you handle the radiation again? I thought the affinity only
                 applied to your iron kidneys or something <.<

OneWingedWeirdy: just stop asking questions and make up something that makes you escape
                 this seemingly hopeless situation, aight?  lol

OneWingedWeirdy: use your creativity

Don DarkStalker: Lol

Don DarkStalker: I'll give you creative!

Don DarkStalker: Take... THIS!

Don DarkStalker: *Runs away*

OneWingedWeirdy: <.<

Don DarkStalker: ...What???

Don DarkStalker: <.>

OneWingedWeirdy: get back here **uses some previously unknown and unexplainable power to create
                 a large black hole in his path that sucks him in...   then creates a white hole
                 (dont ask) that spits him back out to his new location, which is..   right
                 in front of him...**

OneWingedWeirdy: confuzed yet?  lol

Don DarkStalker: No, not really. *Kicks his radioactive nuts in and runs away again*

OneWingedWeirdy: **goes back in time to the EXACT SECOND BEFORE he got kicked in the nuts, and moves
                 himself 2 inches to the left, so that his grandkids indeed WOULD have a happy life**

OneWingedWeirdy: **whew**

OneWingedWeirdy: now to kill you for jeopardizing my...   fertility!   **flys after him**

OneWingedWeirdy: (geez..  your obviously not to good at this game =P)

Don DarkStalker: I'M SLEEPY! CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE! ;-;