.:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> My feet are kinky. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): billeh has a foot fetish.. yay? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Yes. :Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Feet are so sexy. Celsis (WD): *pours some on billy's feet* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Celsis (WD): there u go Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): !i propose a toast! .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! Celsis (WD): u said your feet wanted some!!!! .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I did? Celsis (WD): yes .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: No, my mouth did. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Never trust my mouth. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): to billeh's foot fetish! **drinks** Celsis (WD): oh .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: It lies. Celsis (WD): oh well. (QM).Sephiroth.: *drinks it and then eats the cup* Celsis (WD): o.o lol .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< GIMME!!!! .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Cuts open Seph, and retirves the cup* Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): mmmm.. ceramic cup... **drools** Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): **devors cup** (QM).Sephiroth.: I chewed it up .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Begins eating Seph's insides like a vicious animal* Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): *devours** Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): yum yum Manic': *shrugs* sounds tastey (QM).Sephiroth.: *joins in eating self* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< (QM).Sephiroth.: num num .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Chews on his own Foot* Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): self-cannibalism Celsis (WD): hm..when you eat yourself, what's the last thing you eat? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: OW!!!!! IT BIT ME, THE FUCKER!!! Manic': lol .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: MY FUCKING FOOT BIT ME!!! Celsis (WD): good question, huh? Celsis (WD): =p (QM).Sephiroth.: uh my brain .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Staples his foot to a wall and beats it with a lead pipe* Celsis (WD): lol Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): billehs feet are possessed .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ...Ow .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Eats his foot* Celsis (WD): but then your lips would be last .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Mmmmmm... Manic': how can you eat your brain if you ate everything else Celsis (WD): but how do you eat your lips? Celsis (WD): and mouth? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Easy Mic. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): **hacks billehs foot off with a rusty axe, giving him gangrene in the process** Celsis (WD): and what last body parts can u eat before you die? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: You just say "Askzabmuj" and the magical wishing rose bush will come and rape you and grant you a wish. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): really? Celsis (WD): u can't eat your heart, cuz then you'll die, and stuff like that =p .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Yes, really. (QM).Sephiroth.: it did not work Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): Askzabmuj! Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): ... .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Rose bush comes and rapes Weirdie* Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): ow! Celsis (WD): ew. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: God dammit!!! getting a fucking hotel room, you two!! Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): spiky! thorny! the PAIN! X_X Celsis (WD): o.o; Manic': on cels's head too *hands her some shampoo* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: You asked for it, Weirdie. Celsis (WD): o.O; (QM).Sephiroth.: *gives him some lube* Celsis (WD): too what? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Ohhhh, looks like the wishing rose bush doesn't grant wishes anymore. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): no billeh.. i know you act like you dont like it.. but on the inside.. you are enjoying watching this =P .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: It just comes and rapes you. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: My bad. Manic': he got raped on your head, wash your damn head Celsis (WD): oh x.o Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): .. Celsis (WD): well that's not good x.x .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Gee...can't wait to see the human/rose bush crossbreeds this will produce. Celsis (WD): *cleans head* Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): well just have to wait and see... and the scary thing is.. theyre MY kids o.o .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lol Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): *kids (QM).Sephiroth.: they would look terible but would smell nice .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: That they are. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< But they'd have to live in a big ole tub of water. Celsis (WD): *washes hair* x.x; (QM).Sephiroth.: yep .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Oh well, there can be a community of rose bush/human crossbreeds in there. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): well, ill just pull a few strings here annnnd... there! now they are legally NOT my childeren! .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: And a big society of em. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Puts the strings back where they were* Celsis (WD): yuck yuck yuck. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): **disowns his future rose-human child** .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Really? Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): yes, really .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Well, Weirdie... Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): well what? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Since it's the male who gets pregnant... .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Yer outta luck. Celsis (WD): uhh Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): ... Celsis (WD): no .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Yea >_> .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Rose bush sex is messed up, I know. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): i am a fucking mouse... do male mice get pregnant? nooo Celsis (WD): guys do carry the genes for if it's a girl or not Celsis (WD): girl or boy Celsis (WD): so it's really the male who desides it .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ....Pshhhh >_>; Celsis (WD): =p Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): well, not WILLINGLY =P Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): but yeah .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: What do you know about rose bush sex? Celsis (WD): nothing .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: We studied it in environmental health. Celsis (WD): but he's not a rose bush Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): what? are you an expert on the subject billeh? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I know what I'm talking about here. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Why, yes, I am. Celsis (WD): he's not a rose bush <_< Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): you speak from experience? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Rosebush sex is my area of knowledge. Celsis (WD): the rose bush was a rose bush .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I just know how to pay attention in class, Weirdie. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Celsis...look...if a male of any other species has sex with a rosebush...the male gets pregnant. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): well, then im afraid you do not have a life .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: No shit? Celsis (WD): haha, thats messed .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: That it is. Celsis (WD): the way u said it, that is Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): well, that was very... educational .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Well Don...what kind of rosebushes you hoping to have? Red? White? Orange? Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): my names not don .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ...Errr Celsis (WD): cuz if he reproduces and with his kind, the female get pregnant, then what gender is the rose bush? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Spaced out. Celsis (WD): cuz he doesn't get pregnant .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> It's both. Celsis (WD): <_<; Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): hermaphrodyte .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Both of them get pregnant with one half of the rosebush. Celsis (WD): hey weridie, does your kind have males get pregnant? Celsis (WD): ...... .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: So when the two halves are born, they have to be sewn together. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): v.v nope Celsis (WD): yeah Celsis (WD): so, either way, it won't work .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Pretty messed up, huh? Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): no, acutally its prety boring .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: To bad. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): *actually Celsis (WD): if it was a girl rose bush, then weridie doesn't get pregnant nor does the bush .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Now...lets talk about how feet have sex =D Manic': :*sits wondering why the hell they having this convo* .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: No idea Mic... Celsis (WD): if it were a male, you can't have two male characteristics =p .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: No idea at all Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): two Y chromosomes? Celsis (WD): what about it? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> CELSIS!!!! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY NOSE!!! .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Anyhow. Celsis (WD): <_< lol .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Noses can have sex too ;) Celsis (WD): to bad =p .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> Wanna have nose sex? Celsis (WD): uh, no Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): ... .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: =P .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: j/k .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ...Well, this whole convo was fucked up. (QM).Sephiroth.: yep .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: To say the least. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): billeh.. your creepin me out... next youll start explaing to us what "skullfucking" is o.o .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Let's talk about something that isn't stupid. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): *start Celsis (WD): well billy your brought up the last one (QM).Sephiroth.: that is a bj weirdie .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Let's just move along. Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): god... how is it that i make so many typos? Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): good to know? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Agreed? .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ...AGREED?! (QM).Sephiroth.: ok .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Thank you. Celsis (WD): mhm. .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: ... Hikaru Shouji (Rin Rin's): no .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: So...guess what haircut my pet rosebush got? Celsis (WD): ......... .:Billy:.[Metalhead][Furry]: =P