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             (  ____ \\__   __/( (    /|(  ___  )( \
             | (    \/   ) (   |  \  ( || (   ) || (
             | (__       | |   |   \ | || (___) || |
             |  __)      | |   | (\ \) ||  ___  || |
             | (         | |   | | \   || (   ) || |
             | )      ___) (___| )  \  || )   ( || (____/\
             |/       \_______/|/    )_)|/     \|(_______/

     _______  _______  _       _________ _______  _______
    (  ____ \(  ___  )( (    /|\__   __/(  ___  )(  ____ \|\     /|
    | (    \/| (   ) ||  \  ( |   ) (   | (   ) || (    \/( \   / )
    | (__    | (___) ||   \ | |   | |   | (___) || (_____  \ (_) /
    |  __)   |  ___  || (\ \) |   | |   |  ___  |(_____  )  \   /
    | (      | (   ) || | \   |   | |   | (   ) |      ) |   ) (
    | )      | )   ( || )  \  |   | |   | )   ( |/\____) |   | |
    |/       |/     \||/    )_)   )_(   |/     \|\_______)   \_/
                                 _________
                        |\     /|\__   __/
                        | )   ( |   ) (
                        | |   | |   | |
                        ( (   ) )   | |
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                          \   /  ___) (___
                           \_/   \_______/

                   "Movie Bloopers" - By Slayer Z

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######################### SCENE: "Beginning" ############################
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Director: "And.. ACTION!"

Biggs: "Hey, Wedge. Watch what I can do with this crown controller. :P"
        *Clicks a button* 

Terra: "Life has no meaning"

*Terra walks her Magitek armor off the cliff and dies*

Wedge: "*LMAO*!!"

Director: "BIGGS!!!"

Biggs: "Shit!" 

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###################### SCENE: "Figaro Castle" ###########################
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Director: "ACTION!"

Locke: "Pretty cool that someone like me knows the king, 'eh? =P"

Edgar: "So you are Terra?"

Terra: "...Yes."

Edgar: "DAMN! YOU'RE FINE! *_*"

Terra: "Why, thank you. ^_^"

*Terra makes out with Edgar*

Locke: ">.>;;;..."

Director: "Not again...e_e;"

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################## SCENE: "Figaro Castle" - Take 2 ######################
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Terra: "I guess a normal girl would find him dashing...
        But I'm not normal... Must.. find his room..."

Director: "Terra, you hentai! o_O;"

Terra: "Ugh.. you SAID I wasn't normal! T_T;"

Director: ">_>;...."

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######################### SCENE: "Oh Maria" #############################
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Director: "Celes! This is the scene where
           you go in an change for the opera."

*Celes goes in and changes*

Director: "Locke, you go in and wait.  After she
           comes out, you help her rehearse her script."

*Locke goes in*

<10 minutes later>

Locke: "Holy shit! O_O"

*Celes comes out in tight leather, cracking a whip*

Celes: "Don't bother with the script! >P" *Jumps Locke*

Locke: "O__O;;;"

Edgar: "You lucky bastard! <_<;"

Director: "I'm ruined... -_-;"

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################### SCENE: "Releasing the Espers" #######################
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*Kefta opens the Esper door*

*Bahamut comes out and rips Kefka apart*

Director: "Eww... clean up crew on Set 6... x.o;"

Locke: "Kewl... e-e"

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####################### SCENE: "Terra's Secret ##########################
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*Terra casts Fire on Magitek Armor*

Edgar: "WHOA!!! SHE CAN USE MAGIC?!?! O_O;;;"

Locke: "O.O;; She's gonna kill us all!!"

*Edgar and Locke jump on their Chocobos and ride off like sissies*

*Terra gets torn to shreds by Armor*

Director: "...Shit! X_x;"

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####################### SCENE: "Random Battle" ##########################
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Director: "Ok! Mog, you use your Poison Dance on the Pug!"

*Mog uses Poison Dance*

*PD backfires*

*Everyone in party dies*

Director: "... X_X; Damnit, Mog! That's everyone!"

Mog: "Kupo-po! n.n"

Director: "...Shut the hell up... -_-;;;"

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########### SCENE: "Battle with Ultros.. Introducing Relm" ##############
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Relm: "Let me sketch your picture!"

Ultros: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A PICTURE!!! n.n;"

*Relm scetchs*

Ultros: "You bitch! That looks nothing like me!"

Relm: "T_T;;; DON'T CALL ME A BITCH!!"

*Relm deals 9999 damage to Ultros with wand*

*Ultros dies*

Terra, Locke, Strago: "O.O;;;"

Relm: "Damn straight!"

Director: "... e.e;;;"

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#################### SCENE: "Destruction at hand" #######################
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Kefka: "Wahahaha...! ...X.x CUT!!"

Director: "Err.. what's wrong? o.O;"

Kefka: "The fawkin' statue fell on me again!"

Director: "....Locke!  How many times have I told
           you to quit pushing the statue over?! T_T;"

*Locke dusts his hands off*

Locke: "Err.. what statue? <.< >.>"

Director: "... -_-;;;"

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################### SCENE: "Fight with Dirt Dragon" #####################
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Director: "ACTION!"

*Everyone attacks dragon*

*Dragon uses Sand Wave*

Locke: "CUT!! CUT IT NOW!!"

Director: "Ahh, what now, Locke?!  That's one of his moves."

Locke: "With all due respect... But that WASN'T SAND!"

Director: "O.o;;; Right.. Go clean up... x.o;"

All: "...BWAHAHAHA!"

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######################## SCENE: "Pheonix Cave" ##########################
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*Everyone goes in cave*

Setzer: "Man, it sure is dark in here..."

Celes: *Smack!* "EDGAR!!!"

Edgar: "What?! I thought you were scared...
        So I was trying to hold your hand..."

Celes: "That WASN'T my hand..."

Edgar: "It wasn't? ...Whoa! *.*"

All: "... e.e;"

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########################### SCENE: "Zozo" ###############################
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*Everyone enters the town as its raining*

Gau: "Strange place... People jump from buildings."

Locke: "Yeah, I know! Watch this! =P"

*Locke pulls out his boomerang and throws it up at a dude jumping*

*Boomerang hits its target*

*Man falls 5 stories down and splats*

Director: "...x.X;"

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####################### SCENE: "Finding Terra" ##########################
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*After Terra's fight with Phunbaba*

Terra: "I can't go with you... I can't fight..."

Sabin: "We understand... <*Mumbles* Stupid bitch...>"

Terra: "I heard that!" *Casts Ultima* *Blows up the whole set*

Director: *Burned to a crisp with smoke coming out of his mouth*
          *Throws down megaphone*
          "THATS IT!! I QUIT!"

All: "...x.x;"

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