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Choosing Costumes:
==================

Director: "Now, here are your costumes for the game; Zidane..."

Zidane: "Wow, cool"

Director: "Garnet..."

Garnet: "Aww, that's cute! It's orange ^_^"

Director: "And; Kuja..."

Kuja: "Huh? Where?"

*Director points to Kuja's costume*

*Kuja cracks up*

Kuja: "Oh, hell no! Ahaha.. I do NOT think so. What the
       hell is that anyway? O.o;;"

Director: "Costume.. for you"

Kuja: "It looks like a goddamn thong! x.X;"

Zidane: "It is a thong, dude. You're gonna meet me in my
         room after the day is done. ~_^"

Kuja: "@#$%@!!!! FUCK YOU, ZIDANE!"

Director: "..."

Amarant: "Hey, Zidane, do I look bad-ass now?"

Zidane: "Dude.. you're in a dress"

Amarant: "...So... what's your point?"

Director: ">.>;"

========================
Disk 1: Take 1: The Plan
========================

*Inside the Prima Vista*

Baku: This is where we kidnap that ugly, fat-assed, no-good... yet...
      sweet, SWEET ecstacy of TRUE love! *makes out with Brahne doll*

Zidane: "Uh.. boss?"

Director: "CUT!"

================================
Disk 1: Take 1: Zidane vs. Blank
================================

Blank: "You'll never take me alive!"

Zidane: "Die, traitor!"

*Fight commences*

Blank: "Slash across!"

*Zidane slashes across, Blank ducks*

Blank: "Slash down!"

*Slashes downward, Blank defends*

Blank: "Now jump!"

Zidane: "Gah! Make up your fucking mind!"

*Zidane slices and dices Blank, he falls over in a bloody pulp*

Director: "Zidane!!"

Zidane: "Ah, screw you too" *Shoves sword in ground and walks off*

=================================
Disk 1: Take 1: Inside the Castle
=================================

Zidane: "This costume, it totally reaks!" *throws helmet down*

Blank: "You wuss! My helmet reaks, my shoes are sweaty, there's crumbs
        in my pockets, and I'm stuffy.."

Zidane: "Man, you have problems."

Blank: "Dammit, Zidane..."

Director: "Cut.. oi.."

===========================================
Disk 1: Take 1: Zidane running after Garnet
===========================================

Zidane: "Hey, stop!"

*Garnet gets up on Castle Tower*

*Zidane doesn't stop soon enough and accidently knocks her off*

Zidane: "...Ouch."

Director: "You frickin' stupid ass!!"

===================================
Disk 1: Take 1: "Please kidnap me!"
===================================

Garnet: "Will you kidnap me?!"

Zidane: "Say what?!"

Garnet: "Fine.. will you kidnap me.. please?"

Zidane: "Say no more! I have now officially.. kidnapped you"

Garnet: "Ok, will you take me to your room?"

Zidane: "Say what?! O.o;;;;"

Garnet: "Will you take me to your room.. please?"

Zidane: "Sweet shit ^_^"

Garnet: "Damn straight ^_^"

Director: "Gah.. @#$@$#%!!!!... CUT!"

=============================
Disk 1: Take 1: In the Barrel
=============================

*Steiner sees the barrel move*

Steiner: "Huh.. I'll just poke it with my sword"

*Steiner take out sword and shoves it into the Barrel*

Zidane: "AH! FUCK!! CUT!"

Director: "What's wrong?"

Zidane: "He shoved that sword clean up my ass!"

Dagger: "Ouch o.o;;"

===========================
Disk 1: Take 1: Black Mages
===========================

Zidane: "Hey, these guys look like Vivi o.o"

Vivi: "Is that a good thing?"

Zidane: "I don't know... let's find out. Check 'em out, Vivi"

*Vivi walks up and kicks one in the rear* "Hello?"

Black Mage: *Turns around and raises arms* "KILL!"

*Mage blows Vivi off the ship with Fire spell*

Director: "..."

==============================
Disk 1: Take 1: In the Airship
==============================

Zidane: "We're coming upon the South Gate now, want me to steer it?"

Dagger: "No, I can do it"

Zidane: "You sure"

Dagger: "Yes, I can do it!"

Zidane: "In my room?"

Dagger: "Zidane!!"

Steiner: "You fiend!!"

*Ship crashes into gate*

Director: "..."

======================
Random backstage scene
======================

Vivi: "Hehe.. Hey, Zidane, come here and watch this cool trick I learned"

*Zidane and Vivi go to another set*

Vivi: "Now watch this"

*Vivi farts, then casts Fire*

*Entire set explodes*

*Zidane and Vivi are blanketed in ash*

Zidane: "o.o;; Wow.. *cough*"

Vivi: "Yeah, I've been working on a flame thrower too. Wanna see?"

Zidane: "No.. thats ok O.o;;"

===========================
Disk 1: Take 1: Meeting Cid
===========================

Cid: "I AM Regect Cid, leader of these parts!"

Zidane: "You're a leader?"

Cid: "Shut up, minion! You will do as I command! Bow to me!"

*Zidane bows*

Cid: "Goddamn right"

Director: "Did Hilda jynx his brain again? x.X;"

============================
Disk 1: Take 1: Cid's secret
============================

Dagger: "Uncle Cid...? You're an Oglop?"

Cid: "Gwok, yes.. I cheated on my bit- er, wife, and she turned me into this"

Dagger: "Ooo, kinky.."

Director: "What?! Garnet.."

Dagger: "He cheated on the bitch and got turned into an Oglop... I find
         that interesting!!"

Cid: "..."

Director: "Cut!"

Dagger: "Cut?! That was pure emotion, goddammit!" 
        *takes out a cig and starts smoking*

===================================
Disk 1: Take 1: Zidane spots Dagger
===================================

Dagger: "How were you planning to kidnap me in the first place?"

Zidane: "By putting sleeping weed in your tea, then taking you"

Dagger: "Can I have some of that? I've been having a hard time
         sleeping lately."

Zidane: "Hmm... nah, it's addictive. Maybe you just need a
         little company, eh?"

Dagger: "Oh please, do you think I would say no?!" *jumps him*

Zidane: "O.o;;"

Director: "Cut!! Ok, ok.. keep your clothes on, kids!"

======================================
Disk 1: Take 1: Rewards for Tournament
======================================

Zidane: "I'm going for Gil all the way"

Freya: "I'll battle for an accessory"

Entrier: "And you, sir?"

Vivi: "Me? I never signed up for the tournament"

Zidane: "I signed you up. Don't worry, you'll do fine"

Freya: "You're a real bitch for entering that little kid without asking"

Zidane: "Up yours, rat-ass"

Director: "Ok, enough fighting.. continue"

Vivi: "Ok.. um.. a porn mag..."

Director: "Vivi... o.O;"

Vivi: "6 packages of condoms... red color, please..."

Director: "Vivi! x.X;;;"

Vivi: "And a garden hose!"

Director: "VIVI!! You little.. huh? What do you need a
           garden hose for anyway? O.o?"

Vivi: "Gotta clean the mess up somehow"

Director: "...Ew O.o..."

==============================
Disk 1: Take 1: The Tournament
==============================

*A vicious wolf confronts Zidane*

Zidane: "Aww! A cute puppy!"

Director: "No!! Zidane, attack it!"

Zidane: "Huh? Why?"

*Zidane gets mauled by wolf*

Freya: "Messy.."

*Director smacks hand to head*.

Director: "Cleanup crew on set 10. X.x;"

======================
Disk 1: Take 1: Dinner
======================

Zidane: "Why don't we just eat? Can't do anything until the
         gate opens anyway"

Freya: "Suppose you're right..."

*Everyone eats except Dagger*

Steiner: "Aren't you going to eat, princess?"

Dagger: "Oh, yes..."

*Dagger eats, everyone else falls over dead*

Dagger: "Huh...? I just gave them sleeping weed o.o;..."

*Dagger pulls out bag of weed and looks at little tag at the bottom*

"Contains Cyanide"

Dagger: "...Whoops ^_^;;"

==============================
Disk 1: Take 1: Zorn and Thorn
==============================

Zorn: "It's them!"

Thorn: "Them, it is!"

Zidane: "Yeah, it's us!

Zorn: "We just said that!"

Thorn: "Said that, we did!"

Zidane: //Oo... I could have some fun with this// "Guess what?!"

Zorn: "What?"

Thorn: "What?"

Zidane: "You guys suck ass!"

Zorn: "We suck ass!"

Thorn: "Suck ass we do!"

Freya: "ROFLMAO!"

Vivi: "Idiots!"

Director: "o.O;.. I don't pay you to goof off!"

===================================
Disk 1: Take 1: Gizamaluke's Grotto
===================================

Moogle: "Honey! Stay there! I'll get you out in a second!"

Zidane: "What's wrong?"

Moogle: "My husband! He's stuck under this large
         bell! He can't get out... Huh?"

*Sniff sniff.. sniff sniff*

Vivi: "Would you quit sniffing me, please?"

Moogle: "Hmm.. Kupo.. is that a Kupo nut?"

Vivi: "Yeah.. you can have it"

Moogle: "Thank you, kupo! Honey! I have a Vivi's kupo nut!"

Zidane: "Lmao, you know how wrong that sounded?"

Vivi: "Kupo's nut? Eww!"

Director: "You people are sick.. just do it again"

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TAKE 2:
=======

Moogle: "Honey...!"

Vivi: "She has my kupo nut!"

Zidane: "LMFAO!!"

Freya: "Eww.. that's nasty =p"

Director: "Vivi..! Do it right!"

=======
TAKE 3:
=======

Moogle: "Honey! I have a kupo nut!"

Other moogle: "Kupo nut!"

*LOUD CLANG*

Moogle: "Huh?

Other: "...It's a heavy bell, ok!?"

Director: "..."

============================
Disk 1: Take 1: Meeting Kuja
============================

Brahne: "Oh.. there HE is!"

*Kuja comes out wearing a t-shirt and some pants,
along with doc martins*

Director: "Kuja! Wrong outfit!"

Kuja: "Ugh.. you don't actually EXPECT me to wear that damn
       thing, do you? O.o;;"

Director: "Or you're fired"

Kuja: "Well @$#! you!"

Zidane: "Damn straight! You can't make our species wear
         that kinda thing! It's just not right!"

Director: "Guh... just get in the damn outfit, Kuja... Take 2!"

======
TAKE 2
======

Brahne: "Oh there HE is!"

Kuja: "I find this rain quite pleasent.. as if the
       raindrops are blessing our victory"

Brahne: "Our next target is that tornado city..
         will you destroy it for me?!"

Kuja: "Of course. I will display a marvelous show of my power, because..."

*Backstage, Zidane singing*

(Zidane: "Baby, I want you!!!")

Kuja: "Oh, hell no O.o;;; Shut up Zidane!"

Director: "Quiet on the set!"

Zidane: "Huh? Oh, you're filming! Sorry"

Brahne: "Oh?"

Kuja: "No! I.. No.. don't even THINK about it <.<;;;"

Director: "She was just joking.. Take 3"

=======
TAKE 3:
=======

Kuja: "I find this rain quite pleasant.. as if the
       raindrops were blessing our victory"

Brahne: "Our next target is that tornado city..
         will you destroy it for me?!"

Kuja: "Of course. I will display a marvelous show of my power, because..."

*Backstage*

(Zidane: "...I'm willing to take off my thong for you")

Kuja: "O.o;;;;;;; SHUT UP, ZIDANE!!!"

Brahne: "Do you know how much this is turning me on? >.>"

*Kuja starts crying at the thought*

=============================
Disk 1: Take 1: Beatrix Fight
=============================

*Zidane steals a Pheonix Down from her*

Beatrix: "Oh, hell no!"

*Beatrix kills him in one hit*

Director: "..."

Beatrix: "What? O.o?"

*Vivi starts laughing*

==========================
Disk 2: Take 1: South Gate
==========================

Steiner: "Princess, you can come out now"

Dagger: "Thank you, Steiner. Can you keep a look out, please?"

Steiner: "Yes ma'am"

Dagger: //I think I'll change while he's on lookout//

*Dagger takes off her clothes and lays 'em beside her, gets out a new set*

Dagger: "Oo.. pickle"

Steiner: "Hmm.. what's over here? PRINCESS!!"

Dagger: "Ahhh! Steiner! X_X"

Steiner: "You look good O.O.. I mean.. what are you doing with that pickle?!"

*Dagger takes a bite out of it*

Dagger: "Getting a bite to eat.. will you move so I can change?!"

(Fooled ya', didn't I? XP)

Steiner: "Yes ma'am!"

Director: "CUT! Dagger, get some clothes on please"

Zidane: ";.;"

======================
Random Backstage Scene
======================

Zidane: "Nice scene you put back there..."

Dagger: "Thanks"

Zidane: "Funny how fast you get your clothes off"

*Dagger slaps him and walks off*

Zidane: "..What?"

======================
Disk 2: Take 1: Cleyra
======================

Zidane: "Jeez! This storm is rough!"

Freya: "Get used to it... Hey, where's Vivi?"

*Vivi is seen flying through the air in the sandstorm,
waving his arms and screaming like a madman*

Zidane: "...So much for that"

Director: "Ok... someone put more weight in his shoes!"

=======================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Strengthening the Storm
=======================================

Soldier: "Freya, would you please help us strengthen the
          storm with the wind dance?"

Freya: "Yes, I will"

*The dance commences*

Director: "Yes, good.. good performance.. Excell-.. Zidane,
           what are you doing?"

*Zidane dancing*

Zidane: "Here she comes, Ms. America.. OH! Nothing.. <.>;;;"

Director: "Stop that!"

Zidane: "Mmmk"

*Vivi flies by in the background, caught in the storm again*

Vivi: "Help! Help me!"

===================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Dagger Meets Marcus
===================================

Dagger: "I've been in lots of battles! I'm a seasoned pro!"

Marcus: "Is that so?"

Dagger: "Yeah!"

*Dagger takes out her staff and twirls it around*

*smacks herself in the head* "x.o"

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TAKE 2
======

Marcus: "Is that so?"

Dagger: "Yeah!"

*Whacks herself in the nose* x.o;;

======
TAKE 3
======

*Whallops Marcus*

Marcus: "Ow!"

======
TAKE 4
======

*Drops it*

Dagger: "Oh, screw this!"

*walks off set*

=============================
Disk 2: Take 1: Meeting Quina
=============================

Quina: "Hungry..."

*Zidane catches a frog*

Zidane: "Here you go"

Quina: "Thanks!"

*Quina takes a big bite*

Director: "O.O;; No!! Quina, spit him out, spit him
           out!! Dammit, spit Zidane out NOW!"

Quina: "But he so tasty ;.;"

==========================
Disk 2: Take 1: Extraction
==========================

*Zorn and Thorn perform extraction dance*

*Eidelons come out of her*

*Dagger starts shaking her hips while unconcious*

Dagger: "Oh yeah.. work it baby, work it. Work me all over!"

Director: "O.o;; Someone wake her up!"

============================
Disk 2: Take 1: Saving Blank
============================

Marcus: "Common' Blank, lets get out of this forest"

Blank: "Take it easy, still kinda hard for me to move."

Marcus: "You can make a better effort then that!"

Blank: "My balls are still stoned!! It's hard for me
        to move, ok?!"

Director: "..."

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Disk 2: Take 1: Zidane and Dagger's Wedding
===========================================

Preist: "I now pronounce you husband and wife"

Zidane: "Pucker up! ^_^"

Dagger: "Gladly!" *makes out with Zidane*

Director: "I swear..."

========================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Vivi and Quina's wedding
========================================

Preist: "I now pronounce you.. husband and wife? o.o?"

Quina: "Pucker!"

*Quina eats Vivi alive*

*muffled cries from within it* "Help! Help me!"

Director: "Looks like we gotta' pump its stomach again..."

==============================
Disk 2: Take 1: Atomos Attacks
==============================

*Atomos sucks in people*

*Dagger falls to her knees in tears*

Dagger: "No.. ;.;"

*Zidane comforts her*

Director: "No no no!! I want to see emotion! Emotion!
           You're a cry baby bitch! Show me tears!

Dagger: "OH MY GOD!!! *bawls* WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING SCREWED!!!
         AHH!!! ATOMOS IS GONNA SCREW US ALL!! ;.;!!!!

Zidane: "O.O;;"

Director: "There ya' go! Cut! Print!"

============================
Disk 2: Take 1: Meeting Eiko
============================

Zidane: "I would like to ask you some questions about that
         battle back there, Eiko"

Eiko: "Yeah, me too!"

Zidane: "About that summon you did..."

Eiko: "Whats your favorite food? Color? What kind of girls do you like? Have you 
       ever gotten laid? Can I PLEASE play with your cute taaaaail? ^___^"

Director: "o.O;.. Eiko!"

Eiko: "Psh, whatever!"

====================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Eiko's home at night
====================================

Zidane: "Lighten up, Vivi... Here, let me show you something"

Vivi: "O..okay, Zidane"

*Zidane and Vivi go out of Eiko's house*

Zidane: "This is an old tradition between male friends"

*tinkle tinkle*

Vivi: "Uh, Zidane what's that?"

Zidane: "What's what?"

Vivi: "That thing your holding.. and that stuff coming out?"

Zidane: "o.O;;;"

Kupupo: "Nooo! Kupo! Not on the flowers, kupo!"

*Director laughs his ass off*

==================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Amarant vs. Zidane
==================================

Amarant: "I've trained many years to fight you! Now come on!"

*Zidane takes him out in one hit*

Zidane: "..."

Director: "What the..?"

================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Fighting Amarant
================================

*Amarant comes down in dress and knocks Lani away*

Zidane: "Thanks... errr.. *psst!* Amarant! Wrong outfit!"

Amarant: "Fight me!"

Zidane: "Fight you?! I'd be afraid to touch you"

Amarant: "But I look badass! Fight me!"

Director: "..."

Dagger: "Zidane.. whatever you do, don't bend over if you drop your sword"

=================================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Talking to Amarant at Madain Sari
=================================================

Amarant: "Oh!! LET ME COME LET ME COME!! I WANNA COME!! *whines*

Director: "Amarant! For one, you're not that whiny.. Two, you don't want to come,
           you just wanna' learn why Zidane beat you up"

Amarant: "Fine, I'll come with you.. Just cause I wanna' be badass"

Director: "Dammit.."

Amarant: "What? I wanna' be badass... just like my buddy Zidane"

Zidane: "Goddamn right"

Director: "..."

=======================================
Disk 2: Take 2: Amarant joins the party
=======================================

Amarant: "They call me the 'Flaming Ant'"

Director: "Cut.. again"

======
TAKE 2
======

Amarant: "They call me the 'Flaming Advil'"

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TAKE 3
======

Amarant: "...The 'Flaming Asshole'"

======
TAKE 4
======

Amarant: "...The 'Fucking Armanzo'"

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TAKE 5
======

Amarant: "...The 'Flamer Amarant'"

Director: "You idiot!! It's the 'Flaming Amarant'!"

Amarant: "You wanna say that to my face?"

Director: "o.o;; Uh... no? ^_^;;"

==============================
Disk 2: Take 1: Brahne's Death
==============================

*Kuja summons Bahamut*

*Bahamut BBQs the whole set*

All: "...."

=================================
Disk 2: Take 1: Flight of Bahamut
=================================

*Brahne summons Bahamut*

*Bahamut lands on the ground and roars ferociously,
 then takes off into the air*

Bahamut: "Roa ... r... ooo..."

*Bahamut falls to the ground*

Zidane: "Huh? What's wrong with him?"

*Zidane walks over and looks at his foot, pulls out a twig*

Zidane: "Aww.. big bad Bahamut got this stuck in his foot"

*Bahamut looks at Zidane*

Zidane: "Oh dammit.. I'm screwed.."

*Bahamut blows a heart shaped smoke ring*

Zidane: "Uh.. whoa whoa whoa! What th-.. NO!! HEY! DAGGER! Someone call cut!"

Everyone: "LMAO!!"

Zidane: "Thats not funny..."

======
TAKE 2
======

Brahne: "Go BAHAMUT!! MUAHAH... huh? Where's Bahamut?"

*Bahamut is on the ground with Zidane wrapped in his tail*

Zidane: "Um.. wait a sec.. this is.. NO! I'm a guy, you're a guy..
         just.. think about it! This isn't right!"

*Bahamut blinks his eyes blickly and smiles at Zidane*

Zidane: "Wait, no! That's my tail! Hey hey hey! Thats my..
         ah.. whoo.. hey! Noooo, you're gonna tear it off!"

*Bahamut roars*

Dagger: "Aww.. isn't that cute?!"

Director: "Kinda sick..."

============================
Disk 3: Take 1: Dagger Falls
============================

*Alexandria Castle breaks*

Dagger: "Ahh!"

*Zidane comes running to jump*

Zidane: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa... that's... whew... that's high o.o;;"

Dagger: "Ahhh!

*Dagger plummets to her death followed closely by Eiko*

All: "..."

======================================
Disk 3: Take 1: Dagger loses her voice
======================================

Director: "Now Steiner.. emotion! Show it! And.. Action!"

Steiner: *Sniff sniff* "Princess.. please say someth.. hehe..
          Please say somethi... lol...."

Director: "Steiner! Common', do this right... ACTION!"

Steiner: *Sniff sniff* "Princess, please say something!"
         *Starts cracking up*

Director: "Cut! Steiner, what's so funny?"

Steiner: "Well.. you people turned a brave soldier into a pansy!"

Director: "I don't care! Show me some emotion! And.. ACTION!"

Steiner: "PRINCESS!!!... ROFLMAO!!"

Director: "I give up.. T.T;"

====================================
Disk 3: Take 1: Cid's transformation
====================================

Zidane: "I got the ingredients! I mixed them like you said
         they were supposed to be"

Cid: "Good! Give it here!"

*Zidane hands it over as the Oglop chugs*

*Cid explodes*

Zidane: "Lmao!!"

*Doc Tot puts "How To Make Liquid C4" book behind his back* "^_^;;"

Director: "Messy..."

======
TAKE 2
======

Zidane: "Ok, I got the ingredients"

*GIves them to Cid, Cid takes 'em, he transforms into a frog*

Cid: "Wow.. I feel weird..."

Zidane: "Oh god, it's hidious!!"

Cid: "AHH!! What now?!"

Zidane: "Lmao"

Cid: "Oh.. Jesus!! My stomach!" *Runs off in a hurry*

Zidane: "Huh?" *looks at Tot's new book*

Zidane: "O.o;; Frogs and Natural Laxatives?"

Director: "Hehe.. at least he didn't explode"

*Explosion is faintly heard*

Director: "...Nevermind"

====================================
Disk 3: Take 1: Inside Kuja's Palace
====================================

*Steiner throws down his lighter*

Steiner: "Dammit!! This place is as confusing as hell!
          Light this, light that..."

Vivi: "Quit your bitching, Rusty. Let's just do Doomsday
       Sword and get out of here"

Steiner: "Good idea!"

Director: "No! Bad idea!"

*Vivi casts Doomsday on Steiner's sword as he destroys the whole set*

Director: "Thats some expensive equipment! Common', guys..."

=====================================
Disk 3: Take 1: Esto Gaza - Mt. Gulug
=====================================

*Dragon busts out of the wall*

Zidane: "Eww! Cut!"

Dagger: "Zidane! What now?"

Zidane: "I have dragon boogers all over me!"

Dagger: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Zidane: "This green snot shit came out it's nose, ok?!"

Director: "Right..."

=================================================
Disk 3: Take 1: On the Airship to The Fire Shrine
=================================================

Freya: "Zidane, if we get any closer, the ship's engine will fry!"

Zidane: "Just a little closer!... closer... closer... clo-"

*Whole ship blows up*

Director: "...Ok, why is he a leader?"

==============================
Disk 3: Take 1: Chocobo Forest
==============================

Mog: Meet Choco.. he's yours"

Zidane: "Thats nice. I don't want him"

Mog: "Yes.. you do. You WILL take him, kupo"

Zidane: "No, I won't"

*Mog glares at Zidane, then takes out a shotgun and blows him away*

Mog: "Damn, that was fast, man..."

Director: "Mog! Goddammit!"

============================
Disk 3: Take 1: Planet Terra
============================

Mikoto: "Where is your man?"

Eiko: "My.. MY MAN?! I never said that! He's my bitch! I own
       him and a bag of Fritos!"

Mikoto: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Eiko: "Don't play dumb with me you stupid bish!"

*Mikoto picks up Eiko and throws her off the cliff*

Director: "I swear.. I'm ruined!"

Mikoto: "She had a sucky outfit anyway"

==========================================
Disk 3: Take 1: Planet Terra after Garland
==========================================

Eiko: "Zidane!"

Zidane: "What?"

Vivi: "Zidane!"

Zidane: "What?"

Vivi & Eiko: "Wake up!"

Zidane: "Oh, its you... leave me alone.. or something"

Vivi: "But Zidane!"

Zidane: "Goddammit!"

*Zidane grabs Eiko and Vivi, throws them in monster pit and shut the gate*

*Monster mauls and devours 'em both*

Zidane: "Damn kids"

Director: "..."

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Disk 3: Take 1: Random battle
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*Enemy casts reflect on himself*

*Vivi casts Firaga... reflecting back onto Amarant*

*Amarant screams like a little girl, runs around in circles*

Director: "..."

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Disk 3: Take 1: Another Random Battle
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*Freya jumps*

*Hits her head on set lights*

*Falls down hard on floor unconscious*

Directors: "..This kinda' job isn't for you"

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Disk 3: Take 1: Before Kuja battle
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Kuja: "Well, well.. If it isn't Bahamut's bitch"

Zidane: "Enough of that!"

Director: "Cut! common' Kuja, say it right...!"

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Disk 3: Take 2: Before Kuja battle
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Kuja: "Well, if it isn't Zidane"

Zidane: "Kuja!"

*Amarant shrieks*

All: "O.o;;"

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Disk 3: Take 1: Kuja Battle
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Zidane: "Prepare to die, Kuja!"

Kuja: "Come and get me... brother! Firag..."

*Cell phone rings*

Kuja: "Hello?! I'm working! Call me ... I'm filming with Zidane... No, you
       can't talk to Zidane.. he's working too!.. Fine.. Zidane?"

Zidane: "Huh?"

Kuja: "Phone.. my cousin"

*Zidane walks over and takes the phone.. running a dagger
 through Kuja's stomach*

Zidane: "Hello? That cry? Oh! That was Kuja.. he's dead... bye. Ok,
         I'm read... Oops v.v"

Director: "...GAH!!!"

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Disk 4: Take 1: Memoria
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Steiner: "Oh! We're in Memoria now.. Zidane doesn't have to be
          in the party anymore!"

Zidane: "Wait, you wouldn't think of ditching me NOW, would you?"

*Steiner pulls Vivi beside him*

Zidane: "Bastard!"

*Takes out Ultima Weapon and slices Steiner in half*

Director: "..."

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Disk 4: Take 1: Trance Kuja Battle
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Kuja: "I can't believe you beat Deathguise!"

Deathguise: "I'm not dead yet x.o"

*Kuja blows him up with Ultima*

Kuja: "I can't believe you beat Deathguise!"

Director: "..."

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Disk 4: Take 1: Necron
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Necron: "You will die now..."

*3 minutes later:*

Necron: "Nooo.. I.. am.. hurt... AHHH!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

Zidane: "...Damn, that was easy"

Garnet: "I know... where's the final boss?"

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Disk 4: Take 1: Prologue
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Zidane: "Ok.. Kuja! I'm coming to save you now!"

Kuja: "I don't understand you..."

*Zidane stretches and jumps into the tree*

*Roots catch him, beat him to a bloody pulp, and start
 batting him around like a tennis ball*

Director: "... x.x;"

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