The White House, USA
GEORGE W. BUSH
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
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I attacked and took over two countries.
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I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
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I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in
history (not easy!).
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I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.
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I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the stock market.
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I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
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I am the first president in US history to enter office with a
criminal record.
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In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
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After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I
presided over the worst security failure in US history.
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I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president
in US history.
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In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs.
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I cut unemployment benefits for
more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
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I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures
in a 12-month period.
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I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any President in US history.
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I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any
president, since the advent of TV.
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I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US
president in history.
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I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and
refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
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I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
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I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
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I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
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I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable
of any in US history.
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Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest, multimillionaire Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her).
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I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states
of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
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I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
in any country in the history of the world.
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I am the first president in US history to order a US attack
and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of
the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
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I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
Security" (only one letter away from BS).
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I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to
beat, but I did it!!).
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I am the first president in US history whose actions forced the United
Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
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I am the first president in US history whose actions caused the
United Nations to remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
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I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional
oversight of any presidential administration in US history.
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I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
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I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
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I refused to allow inspector’s access to US prisoners of war
and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Convention's Rules, which I demand
that other countries follow.
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I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
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I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most
corporate campaign donations. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,
who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
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I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
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I am the first president to run and hide when the US came
under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
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I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
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I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the
US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic
failure in US and world history).
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I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
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I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government
contracts.
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I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for gov't contracts.
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I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other president in US history.
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In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
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I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and
in less than two years turned every single economic category straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
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I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
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I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
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I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions
about drug use.
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All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
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All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading
or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
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All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
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Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal
references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James Baker (They can be reached in
their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping to divide up the
spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one).
(Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded
about this
record.)
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