Here is a list of the names we have for the various people in our life that we see around. All names are fictional, and have nothing to do with the actual persons name (as we usually don't know that anyway). If any person finds this material offensive, tough shit.

Sporty Chick-A caning chick that is in all my classes except maths, she is seen to be wearing sport brand products all the time. She also wears her hair in a ponytail almost all the time. We like her.

Geekfest-Is a fucking moron, and is virtually all of Luke's classes. Is the intellectual idiot, always sits up the front and makes university related jokes to the lecturer. No one finds him funny, not even the lecturer. I find him annoying beyond belief. And yes, he is in fact the defintion of "geek".

Bellybutton Chick-Another hot chick, again virtually in all of my classes (don't you love doing biology?). She is said to have kissed Luke's bellybutton on the first Pubcrawl. I wasn't there and Chris can't remember, either way she is very good looking also.

Raiders Chick-Luke claimed at the time that she was better looking than Bus Chick. I disagreed, but we dont see them often enough to make a comparison. She was at the first Canberra Raiders game we went to, and has atended a couple after that.

The Sulk-Was seen walking around university closer to the beginning. He is not a first year. He has really crap hair, and his name derived from a game of chess he was playing, on receiving a bad mood against him he threw quite the tantrum for someone his age. He has also been seen attempting to chat up females far out of his league.

The Small Eyed Guys-These guys have only surfaced recently. They have small, beady, evil eyes. They seem to hog the decent computers all the time at the library, we often wonder if they have classes at all.

Newman-The spitting image of Newman from Seinfeld. He was in Luke and my computer lab class first semester. He has the habit of lounging and looking extremely relaxed at the front of the maths lecture. He is one of the favourite characters, merely because of his Newman like apperance and behaviour.

The Coughing Chick-Use to constantly sit in front of Luke and myself in maths lectures. She coughed alot in one or 2 lectures, that was enough for a label. She also works at Coles or something.

Maths Hoe-The worst lecturer in existance. She was one of our 2 maths lecturers first semester. Not only does she just assume you know everything she's "teaching" already, she just reads straight from the textbook. She isn't even remotely decent to look at. What the fuck is even the point of going to her lectures? There is no point.

Bus Hoe-The ugliest hoe you will ever see. We have seen her on the bus far too often. Maybe she has an "inner beauty", no she's ugly straight through. We cringe at the mention of her name.

McDonalds Chick-A regular employee at McDonalds in Belconnen. She is usually there when we goto purchase our meals or flake cones. We also get served at her counter. My aim is to become a "regular". We often line up with 4 of us or so, each ordering 1 flake cone at a time. We need more friends to do it properly.

The Shy Guy-Was not witnessed by me. He was said to have been huddled up and chewing his nails nervously whilst playing chess. And when he walks, he is constantly looking at his own feet. Gives the overall impression of being extremely shy and nervous all the time.

That Guy From Sliders-Not much to tell, he's in alot of my classes, and he looks identical to the lead guy in sliders.

The Guy That Hangs Around With Bellybutton Chick-The name says it all, he is tall and goofy looking, but for some reason he is always hanging around her. Who knows why she likes him. He burs me up.

The Quasar Guy-A guy in Luke's astophysics class, constantly referring to himself as "The Quasar Guy". I guess it must of actually stuck.

The Goth-Seen walking around Belconnen Mall aswell as the bus terminal. He is definitive of a goth. He has long black hair, black trenchcoat, black pants and shirt, large black leather boots. He also wears goggle-like glasses, which are extremely mirror like. Has also be seen wearing a metal, claw like glove thing.

The Chick With The Teeth-Works at Woolworths, she has bad teeth. Luke and Chris like being served by her, personally i would rather be served by a GOOD looking chick. But that's just me.

The Guy With Small Arms-Seen around the university, he has abnormally short arms. Is often seen carrying a mobile phone which is too large for his arms.

The Chick That's Always Around Geekfest-Many of the "chicks" here do not deserve the title chick, but the age factor gets them a chick instead of a hoe. She hangs around the Geekfest, and she annoys me almost more than anyone. Everything she does. I hate her with a passion.

The Guy With Sideburns-He has large sideburns. It annoys Luke. There's also something about his face, I can't put my finger on it. That annoys me too.

Torsten-Bears more than a slight resemblance to someone Luke and I know from Lismore. He looks and acts exactly the same. He also happens to be Luke's lab partner.