Yeah, irrelevant crap factoids.
Opossums have forked penises. (Thanks Eric!)
One day, a funeral was being held when a storm suddenly arose and the men carrying the coffin were forced to find shelter. When they came back, the coffin was gone. And to this day no one knows the whereabouts of Mozart's remains.
No piece of paper can be folded into half more than 7 times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
75% of people who have heard that fact have tried to lick their elbow.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.
A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
A pregnant golfish is called a twit.
Rocks explode in microwaves (please don't try this at home).
Non-dairy creamer is flammable (again, don't try at home).
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Everytime you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Your nose and ears never stop growing.
Heinz Ketchup leaving the bottle travels at 25mph.
Cockroaches flatulate every 15 minutes.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
10 Things Adam Sandler Hates:
1) People who point at their wrist while they are asking for the time. I know where my watch is, bud, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
2) The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy considering he has no manhood.
3) People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the T.V. remotes because they are too lazy to walk to the T.V. and change it manually.
4) People who say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too"...up yours! What good is cake if you can't eat it??
5) When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you found it? Do you people do this? Who and where are they?
6) When people say while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" "No, Idiot! I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and watch the ceiling up there!"
7) The radio ad "Hi, I am Jeff Healy from the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healy, you are blind for gosh sake!
8) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a chance there didja buddy?
9) When something is new and improved. Which is it? If it is new then there has never been anything before it. If it's improved then there must have been something before it.
10) When a cop pulls you over and asks if you know how fast you were going? "You should know, idiot, you pulled me over!"
Only in America
1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter tops.
6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway, and put our useless junk in the
garage.
7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10.Only in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
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