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Music Videos
A must see for all fans (or not) of Final Fantasy: Spirits Within. See the horoscope of all your favorite characters to the nice tune of "Your Horoscope for Today" by Weird Al Yankovic.
Stay tuned after word to see what happens when Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children and Family Guy combind. Then, there's the credits. Everyone loves credits.
Fullmetal Static - 4.5 stars, 53 ratings, 7 comments, Length - 4:58
This AMV has parts of three episodes from Fullmetal Alchemist called His Name is Unknown, Holy Mother, and The Untainted Child. The music is Shadow Zone by Static-X. During the credits is some footage from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children to "Ready Steady Go."
Odd Inch Nails - 4.5 stars, 39 ratings, 25 comments, Length - 7:55
This video is packed with Oddworld goodness. It contains scenes from all four Oddworld games (Abe's Oddysee, Abe's Exoddus, Munch's Oddysee, and Stranger's Wrath).
This video also has two songs in one. The first song is "March of the Pigs," and the second song is most of "The Perfect Drug." I know it says "(Unknown)" for one of the songs in the credits, but I was being lazy back then and didn't bother looking it up. Both of the songs are by Nine Inch Nails.
During the credits is footage of Oddworld dubbed with sounds from Spandex Man: The Best Sequel Ever, the Voodoo Vamp Incident, and One Sentence Act. Search YouTube if you care to find out what videos I'm talking about.
Broken Children - 4.5 stars, 25 ratings, 6 comments, Length - 8:23
In honor of the release of Advent Children in English today I give you two more of my Advent Children music videos. That's right, this is another two in one.
The first song is "I Want to ******* Break It" (Yes, I bought the CD from Wal-Mart) by Static-X. The second song is "The Hand that Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails
Then, there's a small thing I did after that. It's kind of stupid but oh well. If any of you have seen those diet Pepsi or maybe diet Coke commercials with all the bubbles bouncing around I made something kind of like that. Anyway, it contains mostly unedited footage from the movie (in Japanese). During the credits is "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
Anime Showdown - 4.5 stars, 47 ratings, 26 comments, Length - 4:41
You all remember that flash animation with the song "The Ultimate Showdown" by Lemon Demon. This video uses the same song only instead of flash I've put together several different animes including Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Fullmetal Alchemist (episodes Holy Mother, All is One, One is All, Death, Memories and Promises, and His Name is Unknown) Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time, Metropolis, and Cowboy Bebop the Movie: Knockin' on Heaven's Door.
The credits use basically the same videos with "Ebay" by Weird Al as music.
Princess Reactor - 4.5 stars, 7 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 4:46
Princess Mononoke with "Hule Lam" by Juno Reactor. Sorry if the video is a little choppy in places.
Conqueror of Seconds - 5 stars, 7 ratings, 6 comments, Length - 2:50
In honor of the release of the Conqueror of Shamballa I give you this music video. I know I'm a little late (just a little), but it took me longer than usual to get the video on my computer plus I also did a Napoleon Dynamite dub that I wanted to release along side this video.
The song for this music video is "Quality Seconds" by Orbital. During the credits is the closing theme to Shin Chan.
Edward Dynamite - 5 stars, 16 ratings, 10 comments, Length - 8:15
In honor of the release of the Conqueror of Shamballa, I give you this video. Yes, I know I'm a little late (just a little), but it took me a little longer than usual to get the video on my computer plus this video in particular prooved to be quite a challenge. Windows Movie Maker isn't very good with seven minutes of precise timing. Also, I put a music video on YouTube along with this video. It didn't take nearly as long to make though.
Anyway, this video is a dub of Napoleon Dynamtie over footage from the Fullmetal Alchemist movie and some footage from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. During the credits is "God is God" by Juno Reactor.
The Twelve Pains of Anime - 4.5 stars, 19 ratings, 9 comments, Length - 4:44
Happy Christmas peoples! Here's one of your Christmas presents. This video features clips from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Advent Children 2004 trailer, Metropolis, Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time, Fullmetal Alchemist the Movie: The Conqueror of Shamballa, Cowboy Bebop the Movie: Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Princess Mononoke, and Fullmetal Alchemist epsidoes: Holy Mother, All is One, One is All, Memories and Promises, and Death. The music is Bob Rivers' "The Twelve Pains of Christmas" and "The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen'."
Conquistador Children - 1 star, 1 rating, 1 comment, Length - 7:06
If any of you saw Juno Children before, this video is basically a remake of it. I wanted Juno Children to be a little bit more actiony and have less character introductions. Other improvements include no more subtitles (except the two clips from the 2004 trailer), and if you weren't watching this on flash the video quality would be a lot better too. Also, making a return is the little dub my brother did now alos without subtitles.
For those of you who didn't see Juno Children, this video is clips from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children and the 2004 trailer with "Conquistador I" and "Conquistador II" by Juno Reactor. The dub my brother did... you'd just have to watch. It's too bizarre to explain. During the credits is "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco.
I'm on the Matrix! - 3.5 stars, 19 ratings, 16 comments, Length - 6:37
Ever notice that The Matrix trilogy influences everything these days? That includes video games. This video contains game play and cut scenes from the video games Advent Rising (in it's glitchy glory), Grand Theft Auto: San Andres (fully rendered and half rendered), and Enter the Matrix (multi and single player).
To make any video that is purely influenced by The Matrix, you need songs that came right off the movies. The songs are "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Navras" by Juno Reactor. At the beginning there is also part of the song "The Matrix" by Morpheus. Bet you can't tell where that band got its influence.
Deathmetal Alchemist - 5 stars, 3 ratings, 5 comments, Length - 2:01
Shoot, shoot. Just going nuts, I guess. Ready for the funny farm.
Radnom - 3 stars, 2 ratings, 5 comments, Length - 7:11
This video was born after a day of watching nothing but Pokemon and horror movies. What would happen if you put the two together? We soon found out...
Why Won't Pokemon Die!?! - 4.5 stars, 8 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 7:30
The purpose of this video, the second Pocky Project side video to be released, is to demonstrate some of the video editors to be used to edit the Pocky Monsters movie. No, this isn't the extrent of Adobe After Effects rendering capabilities. I could render it better but... to make a long story short... I really need a USB drive.
Anyway, the video is from the first two Pokemon movies. The song is "Why Won't You Die!?!" by Novakill. There's also part of "Lament" and "Divide" by Assemblage 23.
23 Buso Renkin - no rating, 0 comments, Length - 7:30
I finally finished Buso Renkin, so to celebrate, I made this AMV. It's my gift to all of you. Sorry, no Christmas themed music video this year. ^_^
The song is "Divide" by Assemblage 23. The music skips a little every once in a while because I had to do something stupid to make Windows Movie Maker cooperate. Enjoy it none the less.
Final Fantasy VII has joined "Massa" Card in it's campaine to attract customers. My friend suggested that I put this video on YouTube. The music and video is from Final Fantasy VII for the Playstation 1 and Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
Why I'm Emo (Part 1) - 2 stars, 1 rating, 1 comment, Length - 8:51
Cloud and friends have just secured the Earth from Sephiroth and are celebrating in what was the Seventh Heaven bar. Not all is happy in the world though. Cloud is being thoroughly emo, and he needs a few light slams and some hard physical labor to get him back on track. Will a couple of "friendly" villagers and their god be able to set him strait?
The following film has been translated into and out of Lojban, an artificial language created by the logical language group, as a project for an independent study class. See www.lojban.org for more information on the language.
Why I'm Emo (Part 2) - no rating, 0 comments, Length - 6:39
One year after receiving the farm, Cloud is given a cow by a passing stranger. Meanwhile, a new character enters the scene... and he seeks friends.
Why I'm Emo (Part 3) - no rating, 0 comments, Length - 7:12
In the final part of Why I'm Emo, Cloud finds out what has happened outside his terrible acid journeys, plot happens, and Advent Children begins.
Corrections to the credits: "Tifa's Theme" and "One Winged Angel" are by Nobuo Uematsu. This film was also partially based on Wolf's Rain.
Why I'm Emo: Bonus Features - no rating, 0 comments, Length - 4:28
Nine months in the making? Yeah... there's more bloopers... and such.
The Hell House Company Videos
This is the story of three people who do... stuffffff. Based on a real short story.
Weirdest School House Ever - 1 star, 1 rating, 1 comment, Length - 0:14
This has nothing to do with the Hell House series. This is the Weirdest School House EVER!
Wow, that paragraph said more than what the actual movie does. It used to be longer, but something horrible happened, and now you are left with fourteen seconds of this!
.Hash//Potatoes 2005 - 1.5 stars, 4 ratings, 5 comments, Length - 2:38
This was originally based on a script avaliable to read at Silent Fuzzle's Geek House. We were running really low on actors, and then the sound didn't get imported onto the computer. Our computer is retarded. The sound has now been replaced by Fredrick Phox and Inuyasha.
If you want the whole video instaed of this crap, see Somewhere in Montana's completed video, .Hash//Potatoes 2008.
Spandex Man: The Best Sequel Ever - 3.5 stars, 8 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 3:27
We join our hero happily eating cereal when a new enemy and his "army" disturbs Spandex Man's breakfast!
Like the video? See the original - The Adventures of Spandex Man.
The Hell House - 2.5 stars, 3 ratings, 2 comments, Length - 13:46
On a cold, foggy Thanksgiving Day five kids were stuck in a huge house in the middle of nowhere... with nothing to do.
The Voodoo Vamp Incident - 2 stars, 2 ratings, 0 comments, Length - 23:22
Six kids recieve a prize from the annual "Win Your Own Demon Sweepstakes." The prize is a demon named Nunka. What will it take to rid their house of 3\/1|_?
Father's Day Video - 1 star, 2 rating, 0 comments, Length - 10:24
The cast of The Hell House made this video for Father's Day as something like a father's day gift. It used to be longer, but again, something horrible happened. Still, the majority of the funny stuff is left and if there was anything else it's all forgotten by now.
The Stooges - 1 star, 2 ratings, 1 comment, Length - 11:40
This was supposed to be something like the Three Stooges. There's really only two stooges, a person who appears a couple times to comment on a CD player, and a camera man that appears in the video all the time. If you're into dancing, freaking out, and running around this is the video for you. The song is from the video game of Quake II.
Music Video from Hell - 2.5 stars, 3 ratings, 0 comments, Length - 3:38
This music video contains clips from The Hell House, The Voodoo Vamp Incident, the Father's Day Video, and The Stooges. If you haven't seen any of these videos I suggest you look around for them. The music is Weird Al Yankovic's "Smells like Nirvana." Well, it's most of the song anyway.
Navaras Hell - 2.5 stars, 6 ratings, 6 comments, Length - 9:52
I decided to make another music video of all our home made movies we've made over the past five years. After all, the last time I did something like this I only had four of our videos.
This video contains footage from the Father's Day Video, The Adventures of Spandex Man, The Stooges, The Voodoo Vamp Incident, Fourth of July 2006, The Hell House, One Sentence Act, Spandex Man: The Best Sequel Ever, .Hash//Potatoes, CSC (you don't want to know what that stands for), and The Weirdest School House Ever appearing in that order. You will see feats such as the drinking of a gallon of milk but not the vomiting thereafter. For the full list of actors/actresses see the confusing credits.
The songs in the video are "Navras" by Juno Reactor and "Scorpion Frog" by Infected Mushroom.
The Adventures of Spandex Man - 1.5 stars, 6 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 4:34
On this episode, Spandex Man faces his greatest enemy! After a quick stop to the Spandex Store (We sell... spandex and potatoes!) Spandex Man defeates him with his new boxing gloves... after two years. Sorry the beginning title lasts so long. I don't know why my cousin wanted it to be so.
Like the video? See the sequel - Spandex Man: The Best Sequel Ever.
Revenge of the Anorexic Teddy Bears - no rating, 0 comments, Length - 5:46
This is part one of the Lost Video. Much like One Sentence Act, this video is a series of random events filmed because we were bored. This time we didn't follow a script/short random story though. And Eustacia's last name is KathrenS. Windows Movie Maker is so retarded sometimes. Music by Rammstein.
The Wheel of Torture - 2.5 stars, 3 ratings, 1 comment, Length - 4:18
This is part two of the Lost Video. Kelly decided to spend the day with her boyfriends, and well... we took it kind of hard. Music by Rammstein.
POKE - Paranormal Observatory Killing Extravaganza - 5 stars, 7 ratings, 13 comments, Length - 7:51
Pahckhox is possessed by Teddy Roosevelt and receiving threats to have her beef taken away by Doctor Atkins. The worst part of it is... she can't speak Spanish! It's up to two random people (and the camera person) to take up ghost hunting and save Pahckhox! Will they succeed, or will their ghostly evidence forever be tainted with dust?
POKE - Bloopers - 5 stars, 2 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 3:17
Well, after several long months I finally decided to make the blooper reel. You'll notice parts of the original plot we were going to follow among... other things.
Saw: It's Over 9000! (Part 1) - 5 stars, 1 rating, 1 comment, Length - 8:18
Sindy, Rawbert, and LAKYLE rent the Saw Cabin for the weekend. They have a wonderful time until LAKYLE's sandwich is poisoned with wheat by the sinister Barney. Now, they have fifteen minutes to find the Benadryl and complete other tasks that will save their lives. Will they succeed?
Saw: It's Over 9000! (Part 2) - 5 stars, 1 rating, 0 comments, Length - 6:17
Sindy, Rawbert, and LAKYLE have been separated, and the arrival of the Watson agents is nearing. The group hurries to complete the tasks set for them before it's too late.
Saw: The Bloopers (Part 1) - 3 stars, 2 ratings, 1 comment, Length - 7:26
The joys of making Saw... part 1.
Saw: The Bloopers (Part 2) - 5 stars, 2 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 4:45
The equivalent of Fun with Eustacia... only with Emily.
We were filming a cosplay video, and upon reviewing the footage, we came across this unintended Arby's Commercial.
SIM: And They All Ate Pie - 3.5 stars, 6 ratings, 11 comments, Length - 3:12
Somewhere in Montana, Kakashi and Cloud are invited to Sakura's house to reclaim their lost items and eat "pie."
SIM: Piano Time - 5 stars, 6 ratings, 2 comments, Length - 4:00
This is what Cloud, Sakura, and Kakashi do when they find a piano.
SIM: The Beginning of the End - 4.5 stars, 9 ratings, 11 comments, Length - 5: 11
Kakashi and Sakura meet Cloud and Aerith... What the hell?
This entire video is basically one big blooper. I would call it "The Beginning of the End Bloopers," but the future is too uncertain to know if we will ever remake "The Beginning of the End." We just don't know if we can get James to wear a pink dress let alone a pink belly dancer outfit again.
That and James is going to kill me. ^_^
A couple fixes with the credits (not that there's not enough of them). Emory Dominguez also wrote the script and other voices include Sealab 2021.
SIM: How to do Kakashi's Hair - 3 stars, 13 ratings, 5 comments, Length - 4:13
This is a documentary on how to do Kakashi's hair filmed before we made SIM: And They All Ate Pie, Includes bloopers of SIM: How to do Cloud's Hair.
SIM: How to do Cloud's Hair - 3 stars, 210ratings, 14 comments, Length - 5:27
This is a documentary on how to do Cloud's hair filmed before we made SIM: And They All Ate Pie.
SIM: I'm Thinkin' Arby's Too - 1.5 stars, 12 ratings, 1 comment, Length - 0:37
A second unintended Arby's commercial!
SIM: Don't Do Drugs Children - Part 1 - 3.5 stars, 11 ratings, 19 comments, Length - 8:33
Kakashi, Sakura, and Cloud face an army scarier than an army of the undead with a leader that is even more creepy.
SIM: Don't Do Drugs Children - Part 2 - 5 stars, 8 ratings, 5 comments, Length - 6:11
Kakashi, Sakura, and Cloud have already defeated Pikachu's army. Now it's just a matter of catching Pikachu. Will they succeed without hair gel?
Fat Kakashi's Final Dance - 3.5 stars, 3 ratings, 1 comment, Length - 0:23
My last day of high school, and my friends and I did the Numa Numa dance we used in "The Beginning of the End" skit for TYOPTAN. This was probably my last time seeing most of these friends. Good bye guys.
Video and paragraph from: Emory Dominguez
Paragraph and title edited by: Emily Palmieri (Your grammer still sucks, Emo! :D)
SIM: Don't Do Drugs Children - The Making Of (Part 1) - 3.5 stars, 6 ratings, 2 comments, Length - 6:11
With fourty hours in the making, it would be a wonder not to have bloopers and other random footage. In Don't Do Drugs Children - The Making Of, we reveal the secrets behind our crappy stop frame animation, bloopers and other side footage.
SIM: Don't Do Drugs Children - The Making Of (Part 2) - 5 stars, 2 ratings, 2 comments, Length - 5:27
Part 2 of Don't Do Drugs - The Making Of.
Weird in Montana - 5 stars, 1 rating, 0 comments, Length - 4:22
Somewhere in Montana fans have often said that in every video, we're always eating something. We have found this to be true for the most part. In fact, we eat so much we can make a music video in honor of food and the eating thereof. This music video also has some never before seen footage. Enjoy!
.Hash//Browns (Part 1) - 3 stars, 4 ratings, 4 comments, Length - 9:42
His House gets stuck in The Game when his mom turns off the computer. Is the Key of the Twilight Doohickey the key to his freedom?
.Hash//Browns (Part 2) - 5 stars, 2 ratings, 5 comments, Length - 6:26
What can the Key of the Twilight Doohickey do? Beer, Mamasita, Soapy, and His House find out in the action packed conclusion of .Hash//Browns.
.Hash//Bloops - 5 stars, 3 ratings, 3 comments, Length - 8:56
The long awaited .Hash//Browns blooper reel has arrived! Enjoy it!
.Hash//Potatoes 2008 (Part 1) - 5 stars, 1 rating, 3 comments, Length - 9:11
Reena wins the costumes of the legendary player characters Plane and Pansy in "The World" and a group of jealous, 1337 h4x0rs kidnaps her, making her go into a coma in the real world. It's up to her brother Chewy, Sexy Puppy, Merll, and Shin to find Reena. Meanwhile, Lord Bloop is fired and replaced with the Hitler-like Lady Sizuki, who begins a campaign to delete all modified characters, in other words, everyone. Can Chewy and the crew find Reena before they are deleted as well?
This is .Hash//Potatoes as it was meant to be brought to you by Somewhere in Montana. It's nothing like that poor attempt we made back in 2005. Hence the name .Hash//Potatoes 2008.
.Hash//Potatoes 2008 (Part 2) - 5 stars, 1 rating, 3 comments, Length - 5:43
Chewy, Shin, Merll, and Sexy Puppy come across a friendly Wandering AS who threatens to kill them all. The appearance of Lady Sizuki only makes matters worse. Who will get out of The World alive?
For those of you here for the Pocky Monster trailer, it's the first minute of the video.
.Mashed//Potatoes (Part 1) - 5 stars, 1 rating, 2 comments, Length - 6:02
Part 1 of the .Hash//Potatoes bloopers. Here are the highlights of our one hour and seventeen minutes of film. Yes, this is close to the actual order we filmed it over the course of this two day, eleven hour filming session.
.Mashed//Potatoes (Part 2) - 5 stars, 1 rating, 0 comments, Length - 6:00
Part 2 of the .Hash//Potatoes bloopers. This part shows the perks of working with Eustacia.
Last Update: 5-18-08
Created by: Emily Palmieri