| The Anger Management Page | |||||||||||||
| This page is all about my opinions of different things. If I anger anyone well... good. I intend to anger other people in the process of getting rid of my own anger and feelings. Some of you may like my own opinions on random things. Enjoy... or not. | |||||||||||||
| The St. Francisville Experiment | |||||||||||||
| Well, what you might notice right now is that this page has nothing to do with The Hell House Series or any other series assossiated with that website. What this page actually is, is of course an anger management page. If you find anything that I say below offensive... good. I mean to offend all you people out there who hate The St. Francisville Experiment. If you have no idea what I'm talking about you should not even be here. First of all, everyone of you who said that this movie was cheesy or cheezy obviously have never done any studying of ghosts before. I'm not saying that all the ghosts on this movie were real. I'm saying that they looked pretty damn real wether they were real or not. I know this because I have done some extensive research on ghosts several times. If you don't believe me click here. If you still don't believe me after that you SUCK! I do agree that Madison was very cheezy though. :) For all of you that said the boys were great and the girls were dumb I kinda disagree with that too. For it was Tim who had the show going! Tim you rock and you any of you who think otherwise I will kill you in your sleep!!! This movie was probably ment to be funny if he was in it. "Don't leave me in here! There spiders down here!" as Tim had said one time. That was just great. I must admit I was laughing though most of this thing too but it was ment to be that way and that doesn't make it cheezy. For all of you who weren't paying attention and then said that the acting was horrible you should watch one of my movies and compare it to one of those! Or maybe a real movie for instance like that stupid movie on the "New Jersey Devil." Now that acting is BAD! I seriously don't suggest you watching that one wether I tell you to in this or not. The fear in this was put out real good. The first time I saw this at night and it was freakin' scary. Then, I saw it the next day and it was funny. The third time I watched it, it was still funny, but still it gave you a scare when something would just jump out of no where like that chair for instance. That chair thing, fake or not, was really real or seemed really real. And the door closeing at the end would be hard to do for if there was a string pulling the door it would take a lot of editing to get rid of the string. The ghost at the very end looked pretty fake to me though. For everyone who took this movie seriously should just relax damn it! RELAX! Your supposed to have fun not citisize every little unreal thing you see and then say everything was cheezy when you don't even know what ghost actually looks like let alone not even pay attention to anything you watch dumb ass!! Besides, who doesn't like a movie that makes you laugh??? As you all may know we live in a world surronded by idiots. I may not have spelt everything right but you must admit I put up a good fight for my most favorite movies in the world which is NOT CHEEZY! You still all suck! This movie was better than any ghost movie Hollywood could make with all their stupid looking 3D ghosts! I will accept hate mail so I can shaft your asses to hell! Know nothings! However, if you find all this talk encouraging to watch this movie again I'll tell you one thing you can do when your watching it. Go through the scene where Madison is looking at herself in the mirror and telling the ghost... um... stuff. Go through it in slow motion or frame by frame. Frame by frame works better so you'll be able to see what I'm talking about at your own pace. After the hand/hook thing starts to touch her she will wheel the camera around. In the mirror to the right (the direction she is spinning) you will see a face that will first have red glowing teeth and then turn into a worm like thing that I think you can see the shadow too. Also in the scene where Paul is digging around in the hole in the floor you can see a shadow pass over his sholder if you play it in slow motion. At the very last scene do this whole thing frame by frame. This will give you more to laugh at but it also holds some grewsome stuff in it. Such as a bottle of fetuses or a bottle with what looks like a chicken wing in a pool of blood. There is also a ghost in the scene when... some camera person is going down the line of tables... Seems like a great time for a camera shot doesn't it Paul? I just thought of that... oh well. Anyway, you will see a ghost that looks a lot like the little kid Michael Jackson with weird looking legs. I suppose if I offened you enough and noticed that I'm the righful power (which I highly doubt) you would have the patience to go through this whole movie frame by frame or in slow motion and possibly find more ghosts. Most likely a whole bunch of humor as well. I plan to do this one day too and use it against your stupidity! For more ghostly mayhem go to www.coasttocoastam.com. |
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| What Doesn't Make a Horror Movie | |||||||||||||
| It seems that every time I watch a "horror" movie these days I never get scared even for The Ring. What's the matter? Well, here's some stuff that I don't like and some stuff that other people in my family have made comments about. Firstly, a horror movie isn't made up of loud sounds and flashing pictures. This was a big problem for White Noise. I couldn't see anything for the last scene. I had no idea what was going on the most important scene because the camera was flashing back and forth through a dark room! The movie was mostly "scary" because of the loud sounds that played at random times. *gasp* omg I jumped! How scary! Come on! Let's be creative! Show something really, really creepy! Secondly, a horror movie isn't a porn movie! This one movie I got for Christmas about vampires (The Blood Sisters I think it was called.) was porn! The movie obviously didn't have very good funding either. The DVD's quality sucked and all the actors sucked! My cousins, my brother, and I just sat through the beginning gawking at the people that appeared to be coming out of the screen (It was a 3d movie thing that came with 3d glasses and stuff) until the DVD paused entirely and wouldn't start again. Also, a kiss and a hug is fine but not full fledged scenes of sex! Sex is scary but not the kind of scary that a horror movie should be composed of. Like in the vampire movie, villans don't have sex with their victims and do a pole dance before sucking the victim's blood. That's just stupid! Sorry Captine Fuzzy Nuts but I just don't agree with the sex. Thirdly, ghosts are not 3d! This is some stuff I took from my story above. Ghosts appear as kind of 2d circles (if orbs). If you must make a full apparition it's okay to use a real person because apparitions do appear as real people with a slighting pale color skin (just ask my brother!). Ghosts are not 3d, green, bouncing monsters! This is not something huge but I just noticed it when I watched White Noise. If you pick a villan make sure that, that person has some relevance to the story other than being the bad guy! In White Noise they picked the guy that let them out of the elevator! WTF!? As for drugs and stuff like that. It's not really nessessary. It may just make the viewers say "That bitch is crazy man!" Well, this is all I can think of at the moment. If I think of anything else I will be sure to tell the world. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ):-) |
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| Reviewing? | |||||||||||||
| Since the beginning people have been reviewing stuff. Not one person will agree fully with one person I thing so how can we trust these reviews? If we played a game that scored high on game spot and yet we though it was stupid how can you tell if a game is going to be good or bad? The gamespot website has a place where people can say what they think about any game they have on the gamespot website. I choose to use my own website just because I'm not a big fan of the gamespot website even though that is where I go to get videos to make my music videos. Not all players have a full understanding of what can and can't be done in a game. Sure I don't really have a good understanding either but I must admit that it's fun to say what you like or didn't like about a game. Some reviews just anger me though especially the ones that say that one of my favorite games sucked. Argh! I'd probably trust professionals to the reviewing of games. The same goes for movies. On TV when they were first telling about White Noise critics said that it was possibly the scariest movie of the year or something to that effect. When I saw it, it was a real disappointment. I thought that it would beat The St. Francisville Experiment but sadly it didn't. Is The St. Francisville Experiment really that hard to beat? Music has the same problems. Not everyone likes country music, deathmetal, or techno, whatever. As for me I hate most of the music that everyone else likes and I listen to stuff that no body else likes except for those few who can listen to "true" music. Everyone has their own definition of "true" music though. :-( My music isn't as bad as some I've heard... except for that one song that I have... best not mention it. How do you keep from watching or listening to stuff that you don't like? Stick with your genre of music, movies, or games. The obvious answer. Don't be afraid to take a chance however. I'm not a real big fan of first person shooters as I am with stratagy games and platformers so I didn't know what to expect with Stranger's Wrath. It ended up being a really cool game with the Kitty/banana/gorilla/llama/lion/Indian dude. And if someone's talking shit about your favorite game don't chew them out. Everyone has a different opinion than you do. |
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| Good Techno | |||||||||||||
| I'm guessing that a lot of people think of techno as excersize music or stupid music. These are probably people who haven't heard a good techno band before or techno just isn't there style as stated above in my "Reviewing?" article. I myself am a techno fan but I'm not a fan of excersize music (In fact I find excersize techno offensive). This article is about what makes a good techno song. It may help the people in need of assitance in making a good techno song or just helping you select the next random CD you pick up somewhere. As in all music there should be some variety. Even though most techno is composed of repeating sounds these should change every once in a while. A whole song should be the same repeat of notes. Some examples of this are excersize music, of couse, and some Daft Punk songs. On Daft Punk's new CD this is almost a problem. If the songs were any longer they wouldn't be too good. The CD still is pretty good though and since I just got it, it should last me a while. Eiffel 65's first CD had a nearly same drum beat in most of their songs. As their CD's kept coming this problem went down. It their third CD they had the same problem with a completely different instument. They had two songs that started in similar ways with the piano. I must say that I don't like the piano in techno music. It just doesn't sound like it should be in fast dance music. Of course when I say piano I don't mean the keyboards many other sounds. Even though change is good there shouldn't be too much change. This would suggest that you just gave up on your song. If you like your beginning beat but don't know what to do after that don't take the song in a completely different direction. Either shorten the song or add small changes towards a different direction. "The House of Love" started out wonderfully but then as the song went on it did a completely different thing that had nothing to do with love. I would much rather have prefered the song to have stopped in the middle while the writter still had the same cool thing going on. The same problem in Eiffel 65's Cosa Restera (In a song). I like the longer eight minute version of this song just for the simple fact that it has more "In a song" lyrics in it and the beginning of the song is also much better. It starts off slowly much like "The House of Love" then eventually gets into a cool beat until you get to the Italian lyrics which sound strangly familiar to an older Eiffel 65 song. It's also very dorky and I don't like it. The shorter version of the song is worse since the beggining of the song just starts and makes an unpleasing beginning. There is the same amount of Italian lyrics, but since the song is shorter I just don't get enough of my favorite part of the song. The length of a song is also very important. Techno songs average four to five minutes in length but I've heard songs ranging from three minutes to one hour. Three minute songs are really good since they don't get boring. The hour long song that I heard was more like many songs with the same beat in one song. The "songs" change slowly so you didn't notice a sudden change like you normally would when listening to normal CDs. It was an ok song. Some six or seven minute plus songs that I've heard can get boring because of the reason above though. The beat was unchanging and so it got boring. If you can't change the beat in any way shorten the song. Don't let it get boring. Daft Punk's "Too Long" is just that... Too long (ten minutes)! The song itself sucked (no good beats) and Daft Punk actually sings in it without changing their voice with a computer! The song is so bad that I can't even stand it. I skip it every time. Going back to variety for a paragraph. I like techno songs that have more than just techno sounds. I like songs that get some drums, stomp, guitar, or other instruments and styles in as well. Songs with just techno aren't really bad. I just like to hear songs with interesting things in them. Songs with a variety of instruments always make the best techno songs. The only thing that I will never agree with is country and techno. I personally hate country music and besides... who in their right mind would put country with techno? Who's crazy enough but Gabry Ponte... *sigh* He even looks crazy... "Depends on you" Techno may not be the most popular genre of music, but I like it. Someone has to like it. So far the only group I've heard who has used all of the things I said above in most of their songs in Orbital. I consiter Orbital the master of techno music to me. For techno fans out there now reading this I suggest Orbital: The Blue Album to you. This is there final CD and possible the best techno eva! Hopefully, you found what you needed to make that perfect techno song or you found what good techno is. Good techno is not excersize music. It's just this really creepy thingy... yes. One final piece of advice to you newcomers. Don't start out with a misilanious techno artist CD. You never know what kind of songs you'll find on them. *shutters* I suggest getting a single artist CD such as Daft Punk or Eiffel 65. |
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| What Black and White 3 SHOULD Have | |||||||||||||
| In Black & White the people were peace loving idiots who didn't give a damn if they were thrown half way across the land. In Black & White 2 the people were war loving idiots who died if you threw them across the land. In Black & White 3 the people are gun wielding idiots who you can't throw across the land since they don't believe in you! Is that a God game? I don't think so. And where the hell did my creature go!? In the original Black and White the people were pretty stupid and if you pampered them too much they didn't do any work and if you didn't pamper them they'd say you were an evil God. This led to lots and lots of micro management. A little is okay but not that much! You were encouraged to build big cities in this game but that was nearly impossible once your people ate all the trees and it costs 4000 wood just to make a square box called a "scafold." The creature was also rather stupid. You had to drag him around on a leash through the whole game so that he wouldn't go to sleep right on top of your buildings or start eating villagers when you told him ten thousand times not to do either of those things! Many people have said that the storyline was stupid and there was no real reason to do anything in the game. Somehow I find this to be true. After all, you're only going to your doom. You're computer is either going to crash on you, you'll get preoccupied with something else once your creature gets captured and you get bored, or you'll die on the last land once you're creature gets too small. I don't think that's fun at all! The good sides of this game were teaching your creature for one. There were so many things you could teach him. You weren't just limited to hitting or petting him either. He could get angry by seeing you simply drop a rock or he could learn the many different miracles in this game by seeing you cast one. Even though he's made of rods and is stupid at some times the AI isn't half bad and it's very fun to train your creature. The skimish games are another thing I like about the original. You don't have to worry about going to your doom. You just get to build a village from scratch and train your creature. I always liked to do that. You didn't have to worry about your computer crashing either since you weren't playing the actual game. In Black & White 2 the people got a little smarter about how they spent their "limited" (there are bottomless ore mines) resourses. Micromanagement has been taken care of now that you no longer have reasourse miracles. The people can take care of themselves too and all you have to do is lay down blue prints of houses that no longer take 4000 wood to build before you even set down a blue print. It's main favorite character from the last game that takes the blunt of the blow in this game. Even though you don't have to constantly watch him anymore and he's much cuter looking you're very limited in how you teach him. The only way to teach him is by petting him or hitting him. This tells him where he can go to the bathroom, what he can eat, ect. but you can no longer teach him miracles! You have to "buy" the miracles for him to learn them! Where's the fun in that? In the original game I spent hours teaching my creatures every miracle in the game (except the giant splody ones) and I thought it was so cool when he cast them on his own! Imagine this little conversation of the Gods: God 1 - Wow, that an awesome miracle your creature is casting! You - Original Black & White - Yeah I know! I taught him that myself! Black & White 2 - Yeah I know! I bought him that! Which do you think sounds cooler? You don't spend as much time with your creature because of this. He is mostly ignored throughout the game especially since you have a menu where you can see what your creature has learned recently so you can punish or reward him whenever you want. I suppose this is their way of getting you used to not having a creature for there horrible plot in Black & White 3. Speaking of miracles, there's not very many of them. They all look cool and such but I miss the giant selection we had last game as well as the pedistals that generated miracles non-stop. The storyline has also improved somewhat I know I'm no longer going towards my doom though I almost did at the end of the game. Throwing objects and people is especially satisfying in this game. Randomly picking up people and throwing them against buildings and hearing their backs break is one of my favorite past times. Hearing the people scream is also awesome! Especially when they run around town screaming for absolutly no reason at all. I think I could enjoy this game much more if it had a SKRIMISH OPTION. I like to build cities from scratch but I can't do that when my computer crashes before I can get to the third land. Finally, Black & White 3. The storyline that has been talked about most is that you are now in the age of guns. I mean like single shot guns. It will probably have the same RTS type style as in Black & White 2 only it probably won't have a giant pit where you can throw in food, ore, and wood. In fact there might not even be anymore throwing things for you. The last three games of the Black & White series will be focused on you making people believe in you through spiritual means. Kind of like how everyone believes in God in the real world. Instead of a creature you now have a priest. Wow... how cute is a sweaty old guy? The team at Black and White Studios is choosing this route because... well... it makes sense right? Time is obviously passing by in these games so it only makes sense that we should go towards the boring days of modern life. WRONG! You, you know what? You- You're drunk. Give me the keys. In Black & White 3 first, dump the idea of going into the future. Modern is STUPID! I don't feel like a God if all I weild is a preist! Instead it should take place in the same time as Black & White 2 so armies still exist. The villagers should be able to take care of themselves as well as they did in Black & White 2 as well. All the buildings should also exist and roads should be made by you. Everything needs to go down a notch graphic wise though. I'm thinking Black & White graphics. I'm sorry but in order for this game to really improve is to make it more stable! It needs to go back in time for a bit to focus on what is really important! All the miracles need to literally be copied out of the original Black & White and pasted into Black & White 3. They should look EXACTLY the same since we're going with Black & White graphics. We'll take all the epic miracles from the second game too. You should only be able to buy miracles for you to use out of the tribute menu! Not miracles for your creature! We'll take the creature from Black & White for this. I know the creature from the second game is cute and all but he's not very trainable. HOWEVER, the thought bubble idea they had for the second game should go to this creature for the third game. The AI flaws he had should be fixed and he should have the ability to set blue prints like in B&W:CI and build them like in B&W2. I think tyke should be brought back too for old times sake. His horrible AI flaws need some work though. Then, the whole game needs to be like B&W:CI. It just needs to take place on one island and there needs to be creatures EVERYWHERE! Then, you don't have to worry about getting to the next land before the human population gets out of control and your computer explodes. Perhaps I wouldn't be writing this right now if Creature Isle worked on my computer. Creature Isle was my favorite Black & White game and I can't remember I time when it crashed. I think there needs to be another Creature Isle. That would be AWESOME! My life would be complete. Keep in mind that the computer's that I have played Black & White on were not top notch thanks to my brother Nick. Stability is something that I cannot measure acturatly because of this but if it doesn't work on a computer like mine who's computer does it work on? |
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| Wisdom Teeth | |||||||||||||
| Most of us are going to have to get them out sooner or later. For those of you who haven't gotten your's out yet your probably wondering what the operation is like and wondering what you should and shouldn't do before or after an operation. This article/story (whatever you want to call it ) tells about the experience of a few different people including myself, so don't think all of this is going to happen to you. The amount of medication you take or the stuff you have to do after the operation may vary. I'm no medical professional. When should you get your wisdom teeth out? Probably as soon as possible after your dentist thinks you should get them out. If you wait you might get a lot of pain in your mouth and your teeth moving around and grinding together like in Clarissa's case. The operation isn't that bad in my opinion. Clarissa may beg to differ, but I don't think the operation is the worse part of this whole ordeal. Both of us were sudated (put to sleep [ it's the easiest way of falling asleep ever]) by IV (I'm not sure about Kyle). Just don't freak out a lot and you won't get gassed and IVed. You could be half awake or fully asleep the whole time. Either way you'll be too tired to care about anything, and you won't feel anything. When you wake up you won't be in pain. In fact at least your bottom jaw will be completely numb (it feels really weird). You might wake up crying though. Most girls and some boys do. It's really weird. Everything is really weird when you wake up!!! You'll also have gauze in your mouth. After that you'll probably be put in a recovery room to... recovery. Times will vary. I stayed there about an hour and Clarissa almost two I think. Someone has to be there to take you home too (duh). At your home you'll probably have to be spoon fed everything until the numbness wears off after about... three hours I think. The painkillers normally put you out like a box of wine unless you really want to watch Castle in the Sky and Fullmetal Alchemist DVDs. Painkillers make movies pass really fast. Advent Children was at it's shortest when I watched it. After that I slept for seventeen hours though. The painkillers also lead to horrible things like CONSTIPATION!!! If you drink a lot you won't get that sick though. I had two painkillers: one for pain and one for pain and swelling (Ibuprophen). I took the first one until I didn't need them anymore but had to take the Ibuprophen until I didn't have any left. Not everyone swells up. Clarissa didn't. I know I swelled up pretty bad though and Kyle did too. If you had a recliner Clarissa says it helps if you sleep in it to keep your head above your heart without breaking your neck on a whole bunch of pillows in bed. If you get bad swelling you get a yellow bruise on your chin, and it looks funkeh. I went from butt cheek face to yellow face. The first five days you'll probably be stuck eating soft food. The first day your supposed to just eat cool things. After day five you get to start "syringing the holes" with salt water with the provided syring. This removes food from the holes where your wisdom teeth were. I think you're supposed to do it after everytime you eat, but I've haven't been following that rule as strictly as I probably should. Anyway, do it sometime. You're supposed to do this until the holes fill in which is more than a month or... something like that... That's when you can start eating harder food if you really want to. I'd wait a little longer though. Perhaps until day ten when your stitches start falling out. Now then, teeth brushing and retainer information. You're not supposed to spit, suck, or brush your teeth the first day you get you're wisdom teeth out. On day two you can start brushing again. I'd be a little gentle near the back though. If you find yourself spitting out brown on day ten or so it's either the stitches dissolving or a horrible layer of plaque washing away off your twelve-year molars. If you wear a retainer I started wearing mine again after the stitches fell out. My retainer still fit pretty well so don't worry about your teeth moving around. Well, I hope this little article/story has eased your worries... or made them worse. Either way now you are a little more educated in the experience of WISDOM TEETH REMOVAL. |
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| Last Update: 5-9-07 Created by: Emily Palmieri |
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