"High priestess of pandemonium; the herald of Oden's cloven hooves"

Screen Name: MeOoshySquooshy

Email: [email protected]

Role In Band: Takin' down suckas, Hard!-Keyboards

Influences: Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt (TOFOG), Cancer, and Wink Martindale.

Likes: A little thing called love, DXM, Methane Gas, Mediocre wine and cheese parties, Capri Sun, Nodoze, Finger Foods, Playtime, Piano... Only brown sugar and cinnamon pop-tarts, and emo kid's cries.

Dislikes: Lazy Eyes, Lactose, Light bulbs stronger than 15watts, Juicy juice's bitter after taste, Clean-up time, Kerbie Puckett, Crumbs in the butter...eww, childhood photos put into a slideshow video collection with some dumb music by parents for graduation.

Turn Ons: Aryans, Bukkaki, Saran Wrap, Tripenal Penetration, Midnight Liaisons, Popcorn Love, Space Cowboy Fantasy Novels, Most Likely You.

Turn offs: Things that make you go Uumph, Saddlebags, Sloppy seconds/thirds/fourths but not fifths, Taint, Chastity Belts.

Random Quote(s): "This is what happens when I couldn't be one of Barney's Friends; Us Rejected Friends will have our revenge!"