I woke up on Sunday morning with the dream of tangled angels
Getting strangled by the beauty of a girl I'd never seen
She was ungodly gorgeous with a body made for porn
Just type of a broad a demon hoard would love to adore
It was just the fact that I was havin' flashbacks
After just a week passed.... I couldn't get her outta my head
You know I wanna be a hot shot, take her to a hot spot
Pick a liquor bottle, pop it open in bed and chase it with a dream
She said her name was Jesus and you prob-ly wont believe this
But she got down on her knees just cuz she does just as she pleases
She became my new religion when my crucifix had risen
Give me heaven to envision and I'll be your little Christian
When she caught me by the hand, I thought she brought me to the promised land
This girl could make an honest man into a pirana, and
The 151 we were sippin' in the kitchen
Made her one step closer to getting in position
I didn't ask her permission to start unzippin my britches
I thought the time was right cuz this was like a missionaries vision
Jesus drove her nails into my skin
With nothing less than the best in original sin
She had her mother Mary's eyes and her poppa Joe's grin
I'll rock your manger like a power ranger baby won't you let me in
I wanna bury my devil deep inside of god

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