| Chris |
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| the artist formerly known as Skate Chris: |
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| bitch! |
| "...then you know you're caught in the shadow of love" -The Damned |
| "Call me Diiiiiick" -The Rules of Attraction |
| "My Moma said to get things done You better not mess with Major Tom" -Bowie |
| "Oh no, not again, I'm stuck with a valuable friend" -Bowie |
| "Grimly Fiendish, wears a coat that's black and long He doesn't know that it's all wrong" -The Damned |
| "Your affection is the anchor on the boat I ride!" -? |
| "I break my heart to please,Eloise" -The Damned |
| "Crack baby crack, show me you're real Smack baby smack, show me you feel Suck baby suck, give me your head Before you start proffessing that you're knocking me dead" -Bowie |
| "I was very smart, broke the gentle hearts of many young virgins" -Bowie and I |
| "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons friend,....Richard Simmons?" -Family Guy |
| "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch" -Family Guy |
| "I know a guy who bought a car out of a magazine once, then ten years later, BAM, herpies." -Family Guy |
| "It's a good thing i showed up, otherwise those guys would of kicked your's and lunchboxes asses." -Dogma |
| "In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!" -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
| "well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each, or 50 really fat chicks for $1000 each. Fat chicks need love too, they just have to pay for it." -Family Guy |
| "La Virginal souls Devour without shame We lick our lips clean, so clean No one outside knows No one outside knows what it means To me, to be, set free" -Christian Death |
| "How you've turned my world you precious thing You starve and near exhaust me Everything i've done, i've done for you I move the stars for no one You've run so long You've run so far Your eyes can be so cruel Just as i can be so cruel Though i do believe in you Yes, i do Live without your sunlight Love without your heartbeat I can't live within you" -Bowie (labyrinth) |
| "The mind of a woman is a mystery, and especially in this state" -Talk to Her |
| "Lucifer, perish, i recall.... sin" -Christian Death |
| "You are the ones who are the ball lickers!" -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
| "Don't fuck with the jedi master, son" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
| "Leave me to die You won't remember my voice I walked away and grew old You never talk We never smile I scream You're nothing I don't need you anymore You're nothing" -The Cure |
| "You're name like ice into my heart" -The Cure |
| "I found it hard to realize that love was in her eyes" -The Damned |
| "and when that star goes by, I hold it in my hands and cry" -The Damned |
| "I'm not aiming to please You know you're always crying It's just your part in the play for today" -The Cure |
| "I detest sleep, i have better things to do" -JTHM |
| "Try to see it once my way" -Alice in Chains |
| "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries" -Waynes World |
| "How lovely you are. So lovely in my straightjacket." -JTHM |
| "Who do you think I am some kind of half assed astronaught?" -Powerman 5k |
| "Time may change me, but i can't change time" -Bowie |
| Hey, I'm Chris. I play synth in the band...The Doldrums. Ex-Quimbly bassist too... But the jacuzzi, that's somethin' else. Instead of boring you with a list of bands I thought it would be more interesting to just list some quotes that i like and represent what i think, so there ya go! |
| Note for reference: I'm the guy with the strobe light on my jacket |
| "...and if you ever have urges that can't be brought down by hard liquor use this!" -Saving Silverman |
| "There's a big enough umbrella, but it's allways me that ends up getting wet" -The Police |
| "My brain is out of my hand There's nothing to prevent The impulse is quite meaningless In a cerebal non-event" -Siouxsie and the Banshees |
| likes include: |
| Being lazy |
| dislikes include: |
| 2nd bands |
| complications |
| playing bass and synth |
| Doldrums newspaper article |
| You're better off saying nothing Wish for a happy ending -Orgy |
| Jesus wont you touch me? Come into my heart Where the hell are you? when the fires start? -Christian Death |
| This girl has this smile... it could make me cry -The Cure |
| night time, night time sets my house on fire (note : not really, hah) -The Cure |
| Humanity, not content with having the universe for a playground, delved into past and future, and lost itself amid the ages of the stars. -Trips In Time (secret rider) |
| Blast off, blast off to nowhere -Powerman 5000 |