i 8 your uncle: hahaha
i 8 your uncle: how was my hint?
Voodomoose: damn you you uncle eater
Voodomoose: it was very wrong
i 8 your uncle: the only regret i have is that you didn't beat chris's ass
Voodomoose: i saw right past your plan
i 8 your uncle: yeah, too bad *** licked my dick last weekend
i 8 your uncle: she's got true talent
i 8 your uncle: god, she has amazing endurance too
i 8 your uncle: she can go 6 hours without trouble
Voodomoose: i have you phone number
i 8 your uncle: excellent
i 8 your uncle: gimme a call
i 8 your uncle: maybe ***'s here
Voodomoose: im talking to *** right now
i 8 your uncle: ask her how i was on saturday
i 8 your uncle: you must be a terrible boyfriend
i 8 your uncle: she never even mentioned you
Voodomoose: you should keep to your story
i 8 your uncle: to tell you the truth, i didn't even know she had a boyfriend
i 8 your uncle: when i found out i told you
i 8 your uncle: i didnt expect you to react like that
i 8 your uncle: i was expecting a "please stop fucking my girl"
i 8 your uncle: anyway, how does she say you are in bed?
i 8 your uncle: are you bigger than me?
i 8 your uncle: I've got 9 inches of white glory
Voodomoose: ive got a 14 inch boot to shove up your ass
i 8 your uncle: hey man, i'll let you if *** is sucking my dick while you do it
i 8 your uncle: we can have someone film it
Voodomoose: o god your strange
i 8 your uncle: will this be your first porn?
i 8 your uncle: i know it won't be ***'s or mine
i 8 your uncle: i almost got her pregnant once
i 8 your uncle: i fucked right through the condom
Voodomoose: yeah im definitly going to mame you
i 8 your uncle: i'm not worried
i 8 your uncle: *** will make it all better
Voodomoose: 631 right?
i 8 your uncle: oh yeah
i 8 your uncle: and to be sure, check with ***
Voodomoose: whats your area code agan?
i 8 your uncle: if i knew you'd react like this i never would have let you know about me and ***
i 8 your uncle: i'd of kept it a secret
Voodomoose: im pretty sure ***s not going to be able to pull my boot out your ass 
i 8 your uncle: but she'll have fun trying
Voodomoose: do you know your own area code little boy?
i 8 your uncle: yeah, just ask ***
i 8 your uncle: she'll know
Voodomoose: ok the *** jokes are getting old
i 8 your uncle: and my dick is getting hard
i 8 your uncle: i'm going over to see amy now
i 8 your uncle: I FUCKED ***!!!!!!
Voodomoose: lol
Voodomoose: you quick then
i 8 your uncle signed off at 9:25:30 PM. 
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i 8 your uncle: if i can be serious for a minute, how is ***?
Voodomoose: ok
i 8 your uncle: that's good
Voodomoose: she is ok i think
i 8 your uncle: i love her
i 8 your uncle: i wouldnt want to hurt her
Voodomoose: can you at least tell me who you are?
i 8 your uncle: and i know she likes you a little
i 8 your uncle: so i'll stop messing with you
Voodomoose: ok...
i 8 your uncle: just rest assured knowing you've got a great girl
Voodomoose: just tell me who you are
i 8 your uncle: THAT I FUCKED ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT FOR ALMOST A MONTH
i 8 your uncle: KILL NIGGERS
i 8 your uncle: KKK
i 8 your uncle: WPWW
i 8 your uncle: KILL JEWS
i 8 your uncle: KILL SPICS
i 8 your uncle: KILL GOOKS
i 8 your uncle: KILL CHINKS
i 8 your uncle: HEIL HITLER
i 8 your uncle signed off at 9:30:17 PM.
 ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: Hey say hi to *** for me :-*
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: what got nothing to say??
Voodomoose: well if your such a grate guy you should at least no were she is right now
Voodomoose: or was..
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: see we follow an open relationship we dont mind what we do with our free time its when were together we GET IT ON!
Voodomoose: shes home now im guessing
Voodomoose: were not going out any more so i dont give two flying fucks about what you say
Voodomoose: just that your saying it to pissme off
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: did u two break up cause of little old me
Voodomoose: no
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: i guess i pleased her so much more then u ever could
Voodomoose: she broke up with me last frieday
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: wow
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: what a coincedence
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: thats when me and amy fucked the first time
Voodomoose: and i think i would know her a little better that
Voodomoose: i dont think she would ever do that kind of thing to a scum bag like you
Voodomoose: and if you know so much
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: I may be a scum bag to your but to *** im a big manly bag of sexual pleasure
Voodomoose: whats her last name?
Voodomoose: whats her birthday
Voodomoose: do you know what her dads name is?
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: I think the true question is do you?
Voodomoose: yes
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: well so do i
Voodomoose: i do know thoughs things
Voodomoose: well how about you prove it
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: why dont u prove it
Voodomoose: because you are looking pretty gay right now
Voodomoose: what are you three
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: seriously could a three year old type?
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: I mean come on dont be stupid now
Voodomoose: what do you think your going to get by asking me that?
Voodomoose: a three year old could type 
Voodomoose: just not in english
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: ok ill be ur 3 year old then
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: kfjsbsjg
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: asijdhasuydasuyd
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: ajkhdasdg
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: there thats her last name
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: her bday
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr: and her dads name
ElEmEnT b0aRdEr signed off at 3:31:27 PM. 
Voodomoose: hahahhahahah