| The chicken does not fry in the kitchen |
| Funny killed da bunny |
| The cat was beat down with a bat |
| The dog was stabbed with the log |
| The pig choked on the wig |
| The mouse was crushed by the house |
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| Hair today gone tomorrow when it's gone I feel no sorrow. Baldness is more than ok, it brings me happiness everyday. |
| My baldness gives me an inspiration and plays a part in my reputation. Buddha is what I'm called, just because of the fact I'm bald. |
| Every other day is a great day, it's when my hair is shaved away. My hair is my enemy not my friend, for it's an evil thing to me in the end. |
| My favorite color of all is green, green is also the color of my spleen. |
| If the world did not have the color green, then forever I would be eating beans. |
| But if only beans were the color green, then the whole world would be a big green scene |
| Everywhere there is green to be seen, especially the grass that was cut clean. |
| I a Doi am to die out like hoy. |
| This world so sick, cruel amd mean, leads to the death of Mr.Clean |
| Buddha was killed at Calcutta. Leon was actually a peon |
| Me a stalker? No, just a lonely walker. |
| What has happened with love and life for me ? The heck with this uncertain destiny. |
| Don't give up I've always been told, Yet now I find myself left out in the cold. |
| Discouraged with no hope, I find my life to be one big joke. |
| This poem goes out to mah lil honkin buddy Lornalyn |
| I once had a buddy, she lived in a shoe SHe had so many stuff animals, she didn't know what to do. |
| Her name is Lorny... Cuz oh shiet she's hellah horny. |
| I'd do her ne tyme... Just as long as she doesn't hate me for this rhyme |
| She's mah bestbuddy She thinks she's funny... But ha! She got raped by me as a bunny. |
| I wrote dis poem when i was sad and bored during da summa. |
| I look up at the sky... Asking myself why? Is love really just one big lie..? |
| A girl can wave, smile or even say hi... And also leave a guy to dry out and die... Without a take care or good bye... |
| His heart burning as if to fry... Having tears in his eyes.... He wants to cry... But doesn't and just gives a * sigh *... |
| Could the guy and girl ever have close ties... Or does this girl not want a guy? Is there another guy ? |
| The guy sees the girl walking bye... Lost he is drifting left to fly and die.... Unable to reach her.... Still wondering is love really one big lie? If so.... Why Why Why .....? |
| " Hair " |
| " Green " |
| " A Doi " |