SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

This CHALLENGE! was posted by popular demand (it would seem) and/or by thread creep from another thread. (For info, check out this thread).  The CHALLENGE! was to write a song about food -- your favorite food, your least favorite food, the things in your refrigerator, etc. Any food-based topic was fine.

What I Flay? by Áine
(Tune: What I Say)

Áine's Comments:  With sincere apologies to Ray Charles!

Come on baby, put your brown bag down,
I'm gonna fry your bacon all over town,
Hey, hey,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

You love bologna and I like spam,
Push your cloves into my ham,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

What's with this fruit, now ain't it fine,
I'll rub your apples until they shine,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

See the turkey with white pants on,
I'll be cookin right thru 'til dawn,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

You like cakes and I like pie,
Come to Momma, don't be so shy,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

Oooh, baby look at them eggs,
They're as pretty as your legs,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

You like wheat bread, I like white,
Spread that mayo thru the night,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

I like liver, you like beef,
Gonna call you my 'big meat chief',
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

You like sherbert, I like ice cream,
Scoop me baby, until I scream,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

Where's my big pot, where's my spoon?
Gonna cook until you croon,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey now,
What I flay?

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