There Once Was A Panda by Praise

There once was a Panda, Miranda,
Who kept company on her verandah.
Her favorite caller
Was a former footballer--
I believe that his name was George Blanda.

On a neighboring street the koala
Had the urge to go see Walla Walla.
He packed his valise,
(Thought he'd stay with his niece),
But she'd died and had gone to Valhallah.

The koala complained to Miranda,
That her life by comparison was grander.
She replied with a coy,
"But you're my kinda boy!"
So to her veranda he wandah-ed.

He proceeded to evict the footballer,
And became Ms. Miranda's new follower.
She offered him lunch,
And he said, "Thanks a bunch,
Now I think of it, I'd rather eat in Austrah-lia.

The panda had planned on organza
For the wedding, the groom now half landed.
But she bid him adieu
(And I would have, wouldn't you?)
Thus he never shared panda orgasma.

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