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May Your Sword Never Grow Rusty by Malveka
(Being A Toast to the Endangered Bachelor) -- Posted on this thread
May your sword never grow rusty
May your beard never grow thin
Hark now the wisdom of sages
You've got to be up to be in!
Chorus:
Come good fellow sit by me
Take your pick of all good ale
Lend me thine ear on your joining's eve
And I'll toast thee without fail
I say!
I'll toast thee without fail!
May your sword never grow rusty
May life's blessings flow from the spout
Just recall that the blessing of children
May be yours if you don't pull out
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
Won't you heed now the words of this clown
Remember that after you're married
'Tis only computers that go down
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
May your frame always be stout
Be sure that you know all the exits
When she gets the frying pan out
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
May your love life never go bust
But on those days when love isn't working
Don't forget you've always got lust
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
May you know that it often is quipped
That vows will truly be tested
When she tells you to get yourself snipped
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
May you find yourself aging with grace
But if on two legs you find yourself limping
Oysters help keep your rod in the race
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
But if perchance you find that it should
Forget not the Falls of Niagra
Though Viagra, they say, works as good
Chorus
May your sword never grow rusty
Your delights each day renew
And find as each year passes
Your love has grown anew
Chorus