SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects.  Anwar Hussein and Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.   They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes.  In pill form, Viagra takes about an hour to work.  Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be good!!


Little Pill Blue by SharonA
(Tune: "Little Girl Blue")

SharonA's Comments: Here's some blues for that poor, blue Viagra tablet:

When you were very young,
The man, though hung, would rely
On you to make his member swell

Now all he needs is lung
Capacity to apply
An instant fix whene'er it fell.

Now your technology's old
Gone are the times when you sold

Sit there and count your twin pills
Bottled with you
He won't renew
Sit there and count your little twin pills
Unswallowed little pill blue.

Sit there and count each time he
Said you take too
Much time pre-screw
Aw, now he'll mount her in the time he
Would wait for little pill blue.

"No good", "old hat",
You may work in an hour
Meanwhile she'll pout and glower
He needs some staying power
Now or
Never, so clear out, little pill blue.

Back to Top