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How Did I Get Here? by Amergin
(Tune: Drifting Too Far From Shore)
When I woke up this morning
With the pounding in my head
I looked at my surroundings
Realised I was in a strange bed
Chorus:
Now how did i get here?
Just how did I get here?
Last night I went drinking
Saw a cute girl winking
And I wonder, how the hell I got here?
On the nightstand was her wig
And her teeth in a glass jar
Her bald head on the pillow
No more I go to that bar
Chorus
I went to the pub last night
And she was just sitting there
She looked so damn beautiful
After eight pints of good beer
Chorus
Oh, as she lay there sleeping
I had to stretch out my hand
Along the hair on her legs
I realised she was a man
Chorus