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'I See Your Future Growing Bigger And Bigger' (Hamburg, Germany) A German clairvoyant is reading his clients' futures by feeling their naked bottoms. Ulf Buck says buttocks have similar lines to those on the hand, which can be read. The 39-year-old, who's been blind since he was three, says the bottom is more 'intense' than the hand. He says a reading can give information about his clients' personalities as well as their future wealth, happiness and health. Mr Buck from Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, says he's attracting all kinds of clients including a soap star and a stockbroker. He also says being blind helps to relax his customers as they know they'll remain anonymous and that he doesn't get a thrill from the buttock reading, adding he's happily married.
Feeling Your Bum Again by Sonja
(Tune: Falling In Love Again)
Feeling your bum again,
Never really lewd,
Though it's misconstrued,
It's my calling.
Clairvoyance is my game,
Play it my own way--
Really not risqué
Or appalling.
Some say that folks wear their hearts upon their sleeves,
But if your ass is bare, far more I can perceive.
Feeling your bum again,
Nothing vile or rude--
Hey, I'm a doctor, dude,
It's my calling!