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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
Bare Butt For Sportin' by Genie
(Apologies to Phil Ochs)
Show me the TV set in your room,
Show me the channel that's closed-circuit (with a zoom),
And I'll show you, lodgers, way upon the hill so high,
That bare-butt for sportin', go Hugh and Di,
Hugh and Di.
We've showed you the alley cats and the squirrels;
We've showed you lots of critters for your little boys and girls;
A new show's now showin'--not sure the reasons why--
Where bare-butt for sportin', go Hugh and Di.
Hugh and Di.
Have they had too much whiskey? Are their brains on the floor?
Was it here from the barroom that they sprinted out the door?
It's showin' on your TV
That was meant for badger spies
That bare-butt for sportin', go Hugh and Di,
Hugh and Di.
See? There's the forest where the snow starts to fall.
See the two looney guests who've answered Nature's call?
Wearin' just a bobble hat, silhouetted 'gainst the sky
And bare-butt for sportin', go Hugh and Di,
Hugh and Di.