SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


Badger Love by Jack the Sailor
(Tune: Muskrat Love by Willis Alan Ramsey)

Badger, badger, Late night stroll.
Then they lay down and they start to roll
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Badger woman, Badger man
Do the nasty out on the badger cam.
As they shiver
Down by the river

And they humped and they pumped and she gobbled
All the while wearin her bobble
Acting like two badgers in heat
before they're retreat

Getting the service up in their suites
Hotel guests see to much heat
They call the front desk
Saw what the hell's this

Now they're running away
with the snow tween their toes
Pretty soon they'll be blowing their nose
But the flash light, caused them to take flight

And they humped and they pumped and she gobbled
All the while wearin her bobble
Wishing they were wearing their gloves
Looks like Badger love
La da da da da ...

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