Survivor 2


Day 5


 

Day 5

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Anthony awoke after passing out.  What strange dreams!  He could not remember much, and everything he could remember was hazy!  He was sure he had enjoyed Jessie’s meal.

Anthony:                Why is everyone asleep?  I think I’ll throw some more rocks at the Australian.

Anthony trotted over to the tree.  He picked up a rock and flung it at the body.  As it hit him, the body made a muffled squeal.

As Anthony bent over for another rock something struck him as odd.  Looking up he noticed something.

Anthony:                Wait a second!  Ross isn’t that fat!  He is as thin as a rake!…Ross doesn’t squeal like a girl!  Only…it can’t be!

 

Ross:                Aaaaaargh!

Irina:       Hold still!  I have to disinfect it!

Ross got up and ran away.

Ryan:      Well, at least he’s back!

Debbie:  I still don’t see why we needed to bring him back!

Lillian:    All he does is disappear off with the dingoes!

 

Anthony:                Wake up!  Wake up!  We have been tricked!  All of you get up!

Vicky:     What?  Just five minutes more!

Anthony:                Get up!

Diana:     Leave me alone!  It’s too early!

Anthony:                Fine!  I’ll just say one word!  PAUL!

Sam:                Eeeeeeeek!  No!  Anything but that!

Jessie (Extremely worried):                He hasn’t been touching us, or anything, has he?

Anthony:                Oh!  So now you want to listen now, do you?  Well I don’t feel appreciated enough to talk!

Jessie:    He has been touching us!

Jessie started to cry.

Sam:        Pino!  I’m going to kill you!

Anthony:                Leave me alone, you nasty woman!  You won’t get anything out of me!

Diana got up.  She slowly walked over to Anthony, grabbed a handful of his leg hair and ripped it off.

Anthony:                Oooow!  Aaaargh!  Oooooow!

Vicky:     She’ll rip more than your leg hair off if you don’t tell us!

Anthony:                OK.  Fine!  They took Ross!  They put Paul up the tree!

Tom:       What’s up?

Sam:        They got Ross!

Tom (Acting to his full dramatic extent):   Oh No!

 

Irina:       We have to get them back!  Tomorrow is the immunity challenge! 

Debbie:  That means we could get them pretty messed up and easily beat them.

Lillian:    What should we do?

Ryan:                Something really bad!

Lillian:    I’ve got it!  We can call them nasty names!  That always makes me feel very bad!

They all laughed at her.

Lillian:    What’s so funny?

Ryan:      Lillian, how old are you?

Lillian:    Shut up!

 

Sam:        What are you doing here?

Anthony:                Tell us or we’ll feed you to the bull ants!

Paul:       Bull ants?  Oh!  I’m so scared!  Ants!

They showed him the huge ants with the oversized mandibles.

Paul screeched like a girl, again!

Paul:       Fine!  I came back to kill Ross!

Diana:     But we all want to do that!

Jessie:    I don’t!

Vicky:     Where’s Tom?

Sam:        Not again!

Paul:       Just leave me to go and accomplish my mission!

Anthony:                No!  You are our prisoner!

 

Tom drank.

Ross:      I’ve been distilling all morning!

Tom:       This stuff is pretty good!

Ross:      I’ve got a lot over by the river.  I’ll bring it tomorrow.

Tom:       Finally!  Some booze!  Wait…how much have you got for me today?

Ross:      Just enough.

Tom:       How much is that?

Ross:      About seven litres.

Tom:       That should be enough!

 

Debbie:  We took their water, so they’ll need more.

Ryan:      We can ambush them at the river!

Lillian:    I’m scared!

Ryan:      Stop moaning!  This is going to be fun!

Irina:       We have to something really bad!

Ryan:      What things really scare Jess?

Debbie:  I don’t really know…

Shock from her tribe.

Debbie:  .I mean, well it’s the same as everyone else.  Spiders, snakes and things that eat you.

Ryan:      Brilliant!

Ross appeared.

Ross:      What’s up?

 

Paul:       Sam!  My love!  Come and feed me by your hand!  Caress my face!

Sam just started to convulse on the ground quite violently.

Vicky:     Paul, SHUT UP!  I’ll give you some rat in a minute.

Paul:       Rat!  Why don’t I get real food?

Diana:     Because you’re a freak!  I can see why they voted you off!

Paul looked very hurt.

 

Ryan:      These ones are just green snakes.  They are pretty scared.

Ross:      These, however, are milk snakes.  They couldn’t kill you even if they tried.

Ryan:      Next is my favourite!

Ross:      These are red-bellied black snakes!

Ryan:      They can kill you.  They would be too scared to attack in normal circumstances.  If provoked, they will.

Ross:      These ones are all over my grandfather’s farm.

Lillian ran away screaming.

Irina:       Are you guys safe with them?

Debbie:  You said those ones could kill!

Ross:      If you handle them properly, they are perfectly safe!

Irina:       I’m getting really worried!  You guys are odd!

Ryan:      Cheers.

 

Jessie:                Um…You guys, we have a problem!

Diana:     What?

Jessie:    The water is gone.  Someone must have taken it.

Anthony:                Nash Poo Scum!

Vicky:     We have a while until sunset.  We could make it there and back.  Who wants to go?

Tom staggered out of the trees.

Diana:     What have you been up to?

Tom:       Nothing!  Hey, Diana, you are looking good today!

Diana punched Tom in the stomach.

Tom:       Urgh!  Hey, Jess, you look radiant!

Jessie just giggled.

Vicky:     Stop it Tom!  You can stay here and guard Paul.

Tom:       Paul?  Who’s Paul?

Vicky:     Are you drunk?

Tom (Frowning):                Of course….not…hic!

Vicky:                Anyway, everybody else can come with me.  Let’s get some water.

 

Scene 2

 

It was on the edge of sunset.  The trees cast long spindly shadows over the grey, shimmering river.

Sam:        Here we are!  This water looks good enough to swim in.

Diana:     Pity we haven’t got our swimming costumes.

Anthony:                I wouldn’t swim here!  The crocodiles are huge!

Vicky:     We should come here and swim some time.  Maybe Mr Quinn will get us some swimming stuff.

Diana:     He will if I ask him!

Sam:        Hey he likes me!

Jessie:    He said I was cute!

Anthony:                He said I had a great body!

Everyone stopped.  They all turned to Anthony.

Anthony:                It was a joke!  Don’t look at me like that!

Diana:     That wasn’t funny!

Jessie giggled.

Vicky:     You really are quite sick!

Anthony:                It was a joke!  A joke!

A bird call could be heard from the trees.

Sam:        This looks like a good spot!  Not much chance of getting eaten, Anthony.

Anthony:                It was a huge reptile!  It just had small teeth!

Diana:                Whatever.

Another owl hoot, this time from right above them.

Vicky:     There are lots of owls around, aren’t there.

Anthony looked up into the towering gums.  He was sure he could see a human form.  He went over to Sam and whispered something.

Jessie:    What did he say to you?

Sam:        He says…he wants to know what you are going to do about the…beastie?

Diana:     The what?

Sam:        That was a joke!  Haven’t any of you guys ever read the “Lord of the Flies”?

Vicky:     I don’t think so.

Anthony:                Don’t worry.  Anyway, what I said, was (lowering his voice) I think there is an aborigine in the tree above us!

Diana:     Don’t be an idiot!

A bird flew out of the tree’s foliage.  Everyone was initially shocked.

Vicky (Breathless):                Few!  See Anthony, it was just a bird!

As she was talking, Vicky did not notice the movement above her.  Slowly a long form lowered itself of the branch above her head.

Diana (Pointing to Vicky’s head):                Vicks…what is…THAT!

Vicky:     Diana, you saw my highlights ages ag…

She felt something on her neck.

Vicky let out a scream

The snake dropped around her.  The others were motionless.  All they could do was watch as Vicky fainted.

Suddenly falling snakes overcame them!

Sam:        Oh my…AAAAAARGH!!!!

Diana:     Help!!!!

Anthony just started to cry.

Jessie started hopping around screaming.

Debbie:  Take that, monkey!  HA!  HA!!  HA!!!

Jessie:    How could you do this?  I’m your monkey!

Ryan:      Ha ha!

Sam looked towards the laughing.  She took aim and fired.  The laughing ceased and a dark figure fell from a tree.

Sam:        Finally!  He’s dead!

She then started to scream again.

Ross:      Retreat!

As the goanna tribe left the scene of their crime, they could still hear the screams of the girls, and Anthony’s girly screams.

 

Scene 3

 

Ross:      That was brilliant!

Lillian:    I still think it was cruel. 

Irina:       I wish I had a camera so as to capture Ant’s face!

Debbie:  I was so mean to Jess!  I actually enjoyed it!…This is your influence!

She started to hit Ross.

Lillian:    Where’s Ryan?

Irina:       I…I don’t know.

Debbie:  Oh my god!

 

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