Survivor 2


Day 4


 

Day 4

Scene 1

 

Tom awoke.  He was feeling happy.  He could not remember why.  Oh yeah, it was booze day.

 

Vicky:     I wonder who got kicked off?

Diana:     It was probably Lillian or Paul.

Jessie:    …Paul…

Sam (To Anthony):                That is really starting to scare me.

Tom:       I’ve got to go for a walk.

Jessie:    Where are you going?

Tom:                Nowhere…

Vicky (To Anthony):                I want you to watch him!  Don’t let him know you’re following him!

Anthony:                Ha ha ha!!!!! (Evil laugh)

Vicky:     Shhh!

Diana:     I reckon we should attack the other group!  Sort of tribal warfare.

Sam:        Yes!

Her eyes lit up.  She wanted revenge!

Vicky:     I’ll ask Tom.  You know, Quinn.

 

Vicky:     Mr Quinn, Tom, we were wondering…

Quinn was just staring with no expression on his face.

Vicky:                …Tom?…Are you alright?

Vicky thought for a minute that he seemed to move.  No, it was for certain, he was dead.

 

Tom walked through the undergrowth.  He was sure that he was near the meeting place.

Ross:      Tom?

Tom:       Yeah.  Where’s my boo…

Ross:      Shhhh!  You’re being followed!  Come here!

Ross helped Tom up a tree.

 

Vicky (To herself):  Who would have done this?

Quinn:    Dun what, Vick?

Vicky:     ???

Quinn:    I was listening to you.  I was just thinking a bit.

Vicky:     You looked dead!

Quinn just smiled with a stupid grin.

 

Anthony (To himself): Where did he go?  Damn that drunken slut!

Anthony stopped.  What was that he heard?  Could it be… he recognised it straight away…wait…what was that wailing?

Ross (Wailing out of tune):                I’ve got to break free!

Tom (Singing out of tune): Break free from your lies…

Anthony:                Nooooooo!!!!!!  I can’t take it!!!

Anthony then bolted towards his camp, he could not take this disrespect for the great Freddie Mercury!

Ross and Tom just laughed.

 

Quinn:    Sure you guys can mess around with the other team!  Just don’t kill any one! 

Vicky:     Thanks, Tom.

As Vicky left, he returned to his blank lifeless stare.

 

Ross:      Try this!

Tom:       Can’t be too fermented yet.  But, what the hey!

Tom took a swig of the pot.

Tom:       Nice.  I think it is 3.5% alcohol right now.  Still not strong enough.

Ross:      …I’m impressed!  I’ll distil it in a couple of days!

 

All was quiet at the goanna camp.  Since Paul had been kicked off there was nobody to attack.

Debbie:  What are we going to do today?

Lillian:    Maybe we should play a game?

Ryan:      I think we should find a better place for a camp.  This area is not protected enough.

Irina:       We need to be in the trees.  Possibly, we should be closer to water?

Debbie:  Sounds good.

 

Sam:        What’s wrong Pino?

Anthony (Entering the camp):    The Nash Poo has finally done it!

He then collapsed and sobbed!

Sam (Full of anger):    Was it Ryan who did this to you?  He will pay!

Anthony:                No, it was the other one!

Sam:        What did he do?

Anthony:                He…he…he disgraced Freddie!

Sam:        No!

Jessie:    I don’t understand.  Freddie who?

Sam (To Diana):                Freddie Mercury.  Anthony has a very strong…dedication would be the word.

Diana:     Oh.

Vicky appeared from the bush.

Diana:     Vicks!  What did he say?

Vicky:     Yes, so long as we don’t kill anyone.

Sam (In the backround):                Damn!

Vicky (Smiling):                I think he likes me!

Diana:     He likes me!

An argument starts.

 

Ross:      I’ll wait here.  I guess I could clean the gun.

Irina:       OK.  We should be back by sunset.

 

Scene 2

 

Lillian:    This is definitely the spot!

Irina:       OK.  This looks good!  Ryan, where should we build the huts?

Debbie:  Why are you asking Ryan?  I can tell you where!

Irina:       I’m sorry!  It’s just…I don’t know…he’s Australian.

Ryan:      Over there!

Debbie:  I wish Jessie was here!  She would listen to me!  Instead I have to compete with the fat Aussie!

 

As Ross finished putting the gun back together again, he heard a noise.

Ross:      Irina?  Ryan?  Is that you?

A coconut flew through the air and nearly hit him.

Ross:      What the…?

A very high pitched scream rang out.  The whole of the wombat tribe attacked!

Ross:      Hey!  What are you guys doing here?  Hey…

Anthony:                Die die die!!!

They all proceeded to beat Ross with sticks.

Sam (Wildly):                Where’s Ryan?  Where is he?

Ross:                Aaaaargh!

Diana hit Ross over the head and he slumped.

Jessie:    You didn’t kill him, did you?

Diana:     Who cares.

Vicky:     Where are the rest of them?

Sam:        Where’s Ryan!!!!

 

Tom:       Where is everyone?

 

Paul carried the thick branch to kill Ross with.  As he neared the clearing he couldn’t hear anything.  He ran yelling into the clearing. 

Paul:                Eeeeeeek!…Where is everyone?  What’s this?

He picked up a piece of paper.  He read it out aloud.

Paul:       We have your aussie gimp (Nash Poo) person.  We have Ross!  You won’t get him back until you appease us with offerings.  We want valuable gifts and food!

It was obviously Anthony by the way he wrote it.  Although he could not have worked alone, Ross wasn’t that weak.  He had to have had help!

Paul:       I will find Ross and kill him!

 

Debbie walked back to camp.  She hated being away from Jessie.  They were the only people who understood each other.

Debbie:  What is this?

She read the note.

Debbie:  Finally!  One less Australian!

Debbie smiled as she folded up the note and placed it in her pocket.

 

Anthony (Throwing rocks into the trees):                Take that Nash Poo!

Jessie:    Why did we have to tie him up that tree?  What if he falls?

Sam (To Jessie):                You are the more caring of the twins, aren’t you? (To herself)  We got the wrong one!

Vicky:     What do you reckon they’ll bring us?

Diana:     I don’t really care!  We are going to kill him anyway, aren’t we?

Sam:                Possibly.

Diana:     I need to go for a walk.

Vicky:     Can I come?

Diana (After thinking):                …OK.

They left the site, heading for that wonderful plant.

 

Ryan (Entering the campsite):                Deb, where’s Ross?

Debbie:  I don’t know.

Irina:       This should just about do it.  If we bring all this stuff in two loads, we will be able to sleep at the new camp tonight!

Lillian:    Do I have to lift anything?

Ryan (Laughing):                Here, you can carry this pot.

Lillian (Sincerely):                It’s really heavy!

Ryan:      ???

 

Sam:        Jessie, where’s Tom?

Jessie:    I don’t know.  I’ve been cooking.

Sam:        That smells really good!  You should become a cook!

Jessie (Sarcastically):                Ha Ha!

Sam:        ?

Jessie:    It’s kangaroo pie with wild potatoes and a cress salad.

Sam:        It’s what?

Jessie repeated the menu for that night.

Sam:        You are brilliant! (To herself)  We did get the right twin!

 

Far away in the forest Diana and Vicky could be heard giggling.

 

Scene 3

 

As the countryside was enveloped with dark satin, the gemlike stars sparkled in the sky.  The cicada cries ceased and crickets could be heard musically rubbing limbs.

 

Tom (Whispering):                Ryan!  Ryan!

Irina:       We can see you Tom!  That twig is not enough camouflage!  It hasn’t even got any leaves on it!

Debbie:  Stupid slut!

Tom:       Ryan, come here!

Irina:       I didn’t know you went that way, Tom!

Lillian:    What way?

Debbie just giggled.

Ryan:      What is it?

 

Paul was lost.  He thought he could hear voices.  They have to help me.

 

Vicky:     Jessie, we love you!  You are such a good cook!

Diana:     This is sooooooooo good!

Jessie just blushed and giggled.

Sam:        Pino!  Come have some of this to eat!  It’s really good!

Anthony:                Just a few more rocks!

 

Ryan:      You’re telling me that they have Ross!  They also left a note. 

Tom:       That’s what they said.

Ryan:      I haven’t seen any note.

Tom:                Someone’s seen it!

Ryan:      …Why are you telling me this?

Tom:       Ross and I have a little deal going, that’s all!  Anyway, if Diana hears about me being here, I’m dead!

Ryan:      OK.  Fine, we’ll think about it.

Tom disappeared into the night.

Ryan (To himself): We have to do something!

Instantly, Ryan dropped to the ground.  He had heard a crack near him.

Paul:       Hello?

Ryan had an idea.  He jumped up and hit Paul over the head with a rock.

 

Anthony:                Jessica, you are a brilliant chef!

Jessie (Deadly serious): Stop it!  It’s not very good!

Sam:        If you weren’t so cute, I’d hit you!

 

Irina:       So we have to what…?

Debbie:  Why do we need Ross anyway?

Ryan:      Good point!

Lillian:    I haven’t got any reasons.

They all sat down and thought about it.

 

Vicky (Laughing):                What…did…you…put in the…food?

Jessie (Giggling):                Just some…mush..(giggle)..mush…mushrooms!

Diana (Starting to sing):      We’re on the shrooms!  We’re on the shrooms!

Sam was laughing so hard she started to cry.  Anthony just smiled his grinch-like smile.

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