Survivor 2

Day 2

Day 2

Scene 1

Anthony awoke in the bright sunlight.  Dew covered the grass and the huts.

Anthony (To himself): I feel like fish for breakfast!

He didn’t know why, it was very odd.  He headed towards the north.  Nobody new where the water was, so any direction would be a reasonable choice.

Irina was heating up some wallaby from last night.

Debbie (Taking a swig from a bottle):   We’re running low on water.  We should go out looking for fresh water.

Paul:       Which direction should we go?

Ross:      The other tribe is east of us, about fifteen kilometres.

Odd looks in his direction.

Debbie:  Have you seen them?

Ross:      I saw Tom down south a bit, and Diana off to the east.  I think we should go north for water.

Irina:       Sounds good.

Lillian:    I think I’ll stay here and look around the campsite for useful stuff.

Ryan:      You can keep the fire going.

Hours later, Anthony found a large river. 

Anthony:                Finally!  Now I can get some water.  I am the only person trying to stay alive!

After filling the bottles with the water he turned, not noticing the reptilian eyes watching him.  He heard a noise.

Anthony (Looking at the eyes staring at him from the water):    Ryan?  Is that you?  Aaargh!

The crocodile bit Anthony around the ankle and pulled him into the river.

Anthony:                HELP!!!!! HEL…..gargling.

Irina:       Did you give Lillian the rifle?

Ryan:      Yeah but she couldn’t hold it!

Ross:      stifled laugh

Debbie:  Don’t be so mean! 

Irina:       I hope she’s alright.  How long have we been moving?

Ross:      Half an hour.  That makes it about four kilometres, max.

Debbie:  I don’t think there is any water this way!

Ryan:      There is.  Just beyond those trees there.

Debbie:  I can’t even see past these trees, let alone that far!

Ross:      This is gum forest.  Over there is scrub.  Past that is water.

Debbie:  ?

Irina:       I think I can hear water.  Yes I can!

They ran to the water’s edge and drank.

Irina:       This is so cool!…Where is Paul?

Paul was lost.  He couldn’t remember which way he was going.

Paul:       HELLO!  Is anyone there?

Just then it fell on him.  He heard it hiss.

Paul:                Eeeeeeeeeeek! (Pansy scream)

Debbie:  Maybe we should get Paul now that we have the water.

Ryan:      Where did we last see him?

Irina:       I think I can hear him.  It sounds like a girl screaming!

Ross:      Quick he must be in trouble!

Ryan:      So?

Movement next to him had waked Tom up.  His arms were around something warm. 

Tom:       Diana?

He didn’t remember what had happened.  It was pretty normal.

Tom:                Sam?…Vicky?…Jess?

None of those.

Tom:       Who is it?

He yelled as he heard a snort!

Anthony awoke after passing out.  He started his way back.

Diana had been laughing constantly after seeing Tom asleep with a bushpig.

Diana:     At least someone got some last night!

Tom:       Shut up!  I didn’t do anything!  At least I don’t think I did!

Presently the pig was rubbing up against his leg.

Vicky:     See!  Even animals now you are a slut!

Ross (Running):                Lillian!  Where are you?

Lillian:    I’m over here!

Ross:      Paul’s been bitten by a snake!  Get the radio!  Call in some help!  I’m getting the flares.

Paul:       Irina!  Cradle a dying man’s head!

Irina:       You’re not dying!

Paul:       Alas, I can feel the life leaving me!

Ryan:      Shut up!

Paul:       And I never showed Sam my love for her!

Ryan:      Eww!

Paul:       SAM!!!  My love!  Goodb…

Irina hit him over the head with a branch off the ground.

Lillian:    Come in Survivor staff!  We need a medivac!

The radio clicked and her message was acknowledged.

Ross:      I’ve got the flares.

Paul was coming around.

Ryan:      Paul, what did the snake look like?

Paul:       It was huge and green!

Ross:      I bet it was just a tree snake!

Vicky, Jessie and Diana were passing the rugby ball back and forth when Anthony burst through the scrub.

Vicky:     What the?

Anthony:                I have been attacked!  I am dying!

Jessie:    What attacked you?

Anthony:                A huge crocodile pulled me into the river.  I had to fight it off with all my might!

Vicky (Sympathetically):                Oh baby!  Are you OK?

Diana:     Where did it bite you?

Anthony:                Here!

Pointing to a jaw shaped mark on his ankle.  It was the size of a small hand.

Tom:       Ha!  You wuss!

Scene 2

The plane had flown overhead and something had fallen out.  They could see it was something in a parachute.

Ryan:      It looks like a person.

Debbie:  Ross and I are going back to camp. 

Ross:      I’ll be back soon in case you need anything.

Paul:       You don’t care that I am dying?

Irina:       Do you want me to hit you again?

Paul:       No!

Anthony was bathing his ankle.  Tom was getting ready to go for a walk. 

Tom:       I’m going to look at the wallabies.

Vicky:     See ya.

Diana:     Wait I’ll come with you.

Irina:       Hello!  Are you a doctor?

The parachutist smiled.  She had long, dark hair and piercing green eyes.

Melina:   Yes.  Is this the victim.. sorry, patient. 

Paul:       No!

Irina:       Yes, he is.

Ryan:      Just help him so he’ll shut up!

Melina:   OK.  What happened?

Paul:       It was a snake.  Big and green.

Melina started to examine him.  Ryan looked like he was about to throw up.

Diana:     Look!  There are so many of them!

Tom:       That ones looking at me funny!

Diana:     So is that one!

They were suddenly overwhelmed by female wallabies.

Irina:       You’re sure you’ll be alright?

Melina:   Yes, we’ll be fine.

Paul looked shocked but he didn’t say anything.

Ryan:      Fine, bye.

When they had left, Melina removed her hand from Paul’s mouth.

Paul:       What are you doi…

Diana:     Get off him!  He’s mine!

She started pulling the wallabies off Tom.

Tom:       This one’s a guy!  Aaaaargh!

Diana:     Why are you such a slut?

Irina:       We left the doctor with Paul.

Lillian:    Will he be OK?

Ryan:      I don’t think so, she looked scary!

Lillian:    I meant, is he going to die?

Ross:                Hopefully!

Irina:       Don’t be so cruel!  No, I think he’ll be OK.

Vicky:                Anthony, what are you writing?

Anthony:                Nothing to worry your pretty little mind my dear!

Jess:       Do you think Debbie is all right?

Anthony:                You have to stop worrying about your sister!  She is the enemy!

Vicky:     Yes, we have to worry about ourselves!

Jess:       Fine.  Where’s Sam?

Sam:        Here.  I’m just about to go for a walk.

Scene 3

Vicky:     Why are you carrying Tom?

Tom:       Ooooh!

Diana:     He was taken advantage of by about a hundred kangaroo things.

Jess:       giggle

Diana:     Help me strip him.

Vicky:     Is that necessary?

Diana:     No.

Jess:       OK.

Irina:       I just saw something worrying!

Ryan:      What?  Paul was getting some! (Laughing)

Irina:       Exactly!

Lillian started to cry.

Ryan:      …Oh my God!…

Irina:       It was that nurse! 

Lillian proceeded to throw up.

Ryan:      I think I want to kill myself!

Paul:       What is wrong with you?  I’m dying!

Melina:   No you’re not you chuckle head!  It was a harmless snake!

Paul:       Why are you doing this to me?…No don’t stop!

Tom awoke feeling like he had just been raped by millions of wallabies.  I wonder why?

As she walked through the scrub, Sam was sure she heard something.

Sam:        Ryan you freak!  Leave me alone!

Just then a large, orange canine appeared out of the undergrowth.

Sam:        Thank goodness!  (It wasn’t Ryan)

The dingo then proceeded to growl with a low rumbling.

Sam:        Nice doggie!  Good doggie!  You don’t want to eat me!  Paul will kill you!

None of this seemed to worry the dingo (It obviously didn’t know who Paul was).  It started to move towards Sam slowly.

Sam:                Somebody HELP!!!!!!!!!

The dingo pounced.  Sam closed her eyes, waiting for the collision with the animal.  It didn’t come.  Instead there was a whining noise coming from the dingo.

Irina:       See there!

Ryan:      Eeww!

Irina:       That is sick!

Ryan:      Where’s the rifle?

Tom:       Diana, I can’t remember what happened!  Was I any good?

Diana:     Yes, Tom.  Surprisingly good.

Tom drifted back to sleep with a broad smile on his face.

As Debbie waited at her campsite she was suddenly hit by a small rock.

Debbie:  Lillian, I’m just going for a walk.

Lillian:    OK.

Inside the scrub, out of eyesight.

Jessie:    Debbie, I missed you sooooo much!

Debbie:  I missed you too, baby!

Sam:        What the …

Ross had tackled the dingo in mid air.  There were now rolling around on the ground biting each other.

Lillian:    Did you see anything?

Ryan:      Too much!

After the violent rolling around, the dingo and Ross were lying together on the ground.

Sam:        What are you waiting for?  Kill it!

Ross:      Don’t even think about it!  We were hunting and we came across you.

Sam:        Oh.  Anyway,  wanted to talk to you.  (Said with a grin)

Ross:      OK, just make it quick.  We caught the smell of a big Kangaroo.

Scene 4

Jess:       Oww!  Vicky, you shouldn’t tackle so hard.

Vicky:     I’m sorry!  (She looked sad on the outside, but she was really enjoying it)

Diana:     Lets do some kicking.

Jess:       OK.

Anthony was climbing a large tree above the river.

Anthony:                I can show my worthiness by getting this fruit!  Ha ha!  I will rule the tribe!

He subsequently fell in the mud.

Ryan (To himself): I’ve got him!  Damn abodigines!  Ha ha ha!  Sniff this, petrol sniffer!

He cocked the .22 and fired at the dark body moving across the plain.

Debbie:  I’m happy!  Happy, happy, happy!

Lillian:    Why are you so happy?

Irina (Jokingly):                Did you see Jess or something?

Debbie (Very seriously):                What did you see?  What have you been told?

Irina:       Nothing!

Ryan:      Damn!  I missed!

Sam (To herself):                OK.  He is hunting with dogs!  They’re wild, and he’s hunting with them?  These Australians get weirder by the hour!

Tom:       Why have I got these scratch marks on me?

Diana (Avoiding the subject):                Oh , look there’s Anthony!

Vicky:     He looks hurt!

Jess:       What’s wrong, Ant?

Anthony:                I fell out of a tree!  I was covered in mud!  Some gimp shot me!  I am not in a good mood!

Diana:     It only looks like a flesh wound.  You’ll be OK.

Melina:   Did someone say flesh wound?

Jess:       Who are you?

Melina:   I’m the parachuting doctor!  Someone on the other tribe got bitten by a snake.

Jess (Crying):                It wasn’t Debbie was it?

Melina:   No.  Some Paul guy.

Jess:       That’s OK then!  Thank goodness.

Irina:       Where’s Ross?

Ryan:      He’s hunting with dingoes.

Irina:       Really, where is he?

Ryan (Deadly serious): I told you!  He’s hunting with dingoes!

Later that night.

Tom:       What really happened today?

Diana:     Nothing.  Just some wallabies…

Tom started to spasm.

Diana:     You alright?

Tom:       I don’t know.

Diana:                …Wallaby…

Tom dropped to the floor in an uncontrollable fit.

Jessie:                Goodnight Deb!… No just now…OK…I’ll try.

Lillian:    Why is Deb talking to herself?

Irina:       I don’t know.

Ryan:      Shhh!  You’ll break the psychic bond!

Irina:       Sorry!  Hey, what’s that?

Ryan:      That’s a penis and Ross!

The pack of dingoes ran across the plain, barking.  They had made a kill!

Anthony was sleeping after the traumatic day.  Melina had her arms around him.

Melina:   You are walking along a beach…You come to a bridge…On the other side of the bridge you see Sam…She is talking to Jude…

Anthony smiled.