SPORT............Long distance drooling

FOOD.............Anything on your plate

SINGER...........Himself

SONG.............A loud continuous howl at 3a.m.

FLOWER...........Anything he can dig up from your garden

PLACE TO RELAX...The doorway you're trying to get through

HOBBY............Moulting

JOKE............eating something disgusting then licking your face

from doggone joke book

by bob stine

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus..................it stole the show.
 

As judges at dog shows well know, distinguishing between a Chihuahua and a mastiff is adifficult, perplexing and confusing job.

The tricky task is somewhat easier if the two animals are side by side, but with study and

practice, the distinction can be made even when the dogs are viewed one by one.

There are two subtle points of distinction:

1) The nose. The Mastiff's nose is blunt, while the Chihuahuas is pointy.

2) The ears. The Mastiff's ears are floppy. The Chihuahuas are sharp, upright and pointy.

If, after examining ears and nose, you are still in doubt, there is yet another method of

distinguishing between a mastiff and a Chihuahua. This technique involves two steps.

1) Sit on the dog.

2) Arise and examine the dog.

If the animal is alive and well, you are dealing with a mastiff. If the dog is not, then what you had was a Chihuahua.
 
 

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