| Quotes |
| "Hey! I do not have time to go crazy! If you want me to go crazy, then you'll just have to call Janet and make an appointment!" - Bruce Willis, "The Kid" "Music is religion. Kareoke is a cult." - Some commercial "I..LOVE..Burritos at four am!"-Coors Commercial "Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock." - Wynn Catlin "You can say the human heart is only make-believe, That I am only fighting fire with fire. But you are still the victim of the accidents you lead, As much as I'm a victim of desire."~Billy Joel, "Don't Ask Me Why" "Every fool's got a reason to feel sorry for himself And for turning his heart to stone. Jack, this fool's half-way to Heaven, and just mile outta Hell. And I feel like I'm comin' home!" ~Bruce Springsteen-"Better Days" "They say there's a Heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun. You know that only the good die young!" ~ Billy Joel-"Only the Good Die Young" RP's wife: "Marsha, Martha, Marva, Mary...*reading from book* RP: Marva? RP's wife: Marva? RP: Marvellous Marva. She could get a job with the circus - get shot out of cannons or something" ~Robert Patrick(RP) and whoever played his wife in "Tactical Assault", picking out baby names. "There's a big red truck in MY ANUS!" - Johnny Knoxville "Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire. Spongebob: It's pants on fire, Patrick. Patrick: Well you would know. Liar." - 'Spongebob Squarepants' "I'll have the tuna." "No crust?" "Noo crust" --The Fast and the Furious "Cheerleaders are dancers that have gone retarded." --Bring It On "Why is New Jersey called the 'Garden State'?" "Because 'Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State' is too long to fit on a license plate." --Miss Congeniality "An Den?" "NO AN DEN!!!" --Dude, Where's My Car? "As you wish." --Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal in his ass, in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond!" --Ferris Bueler's Day Off "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend knows this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night." --Ferris Bueler's Day Off "I wipe my own ass!" --Big Daddy "Oh, it's HIDEOUS!" "Oh that's not very nice, it's just a donkey!" --Shrek "You know, not everybody like onions. :pause: Parfaits! Everybody loves parfaits! You ever say to someone,'hey, let's go get some parfaits?' and they say, 'hell no, I don't like no parfaits'?!" --Shrek Gwen(Sandra Bullock) : You know, in the world of philosophy, that's called a totology. Something is what it is because it is what it is. Why the sky blue? 'Cause it reflects the ocean. Why is the ocean blue? 'Cause it reflects the sky, that kind of thing." Eddie(Viggo Mortensen) : Who are you talking to? Gwen:I have no idea.~~28 Days "Ew! Look how dirty those sheep are!" Quinn -- "Daria" "David Duchovny is to tampons what neuget is to chocolate." --South Park "This is some sick shit." ~ Robert Patrick, "Angels Don't Sleep Here" Mr. O'Neill:"You know what they say: A spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down!" Jane:"Not if you're diabetic." ~ "Daria" Quinn:"But you can't leave me here with those...those yuppies!" Daria:"Yuppies Are From The 80's." Quinn:"So what do you call those people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?" Daria:"Trekkies." ~ "Daria" "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde "Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit."-Bern Williams "To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice." -Confucius "Kindness is a language deaf people can hear and blind people can see." "Rudeness is a weak person's attempt at strength." "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy." -Steve Martin "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -Buddha "Information is just signs and numbers, while knowledge involves their meaning. What we want is knowledge, but what we get is information."-Heinz R. Pagels "I'll not listen to reason. Reason is always what someone else has to say." - Elizabeth C. Gaskell "To refrain from imitation is the best revenge." -Marcus Aurelius "I may be able to speak the languages of human beings and even angels, but if i have no love, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell. I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have all the faith needed to move all mountains--but if I have no love, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, I may evn give up my body to be burned--but if I have no love, this does me no good. Love is patient and kind; it is not jealous or concieted or proud, love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil, but is happy with the truth. Love never gives up; and it's faith hope and patience never fail. Love is eternal. There are inspired messages, but they are temporary; there are gifts of speaking in strange tongues, but they will cease; there is knowledge, but it will pass. For our gifts of knowedge and of inspired messages are only partial; but whe what is perfect comes, then what is partial will disappear. Meanwhile theese three remain: faith, hope, and love; and the greatest of these is love." 1 CORINTHIANS 13 |