  Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles � Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property Dogs: dog not found ��Computers: file not found Favorite trick Dogs: roll over �Computers: play dead Consequence of virus Dogs: replace valuable carpeting �Computers: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate Dogs: leash law � Computers: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool Dogs: pooper-scooper �Computers: uninstaller Method of marking territory Dogs: lifting leg � Computers: "Designed for Windows 95" Unique behavior Dogs: lick and drag � Computers: click-and-drag Estimated lifespan Dogs: 12 years �� Computers: 12 months At end of useful life Dogs: euthanasia �� Computers: tax deduction Email Me
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