EPISODE 1: THE BEGINNING

A LONG TIME AGO IN A MUD HOLE FAR FAR AWAY....

Peter Hawkes was born

He was a caniving SOB and was a selfish prude.
He stalked the world spreading his ill-will and making youngsters cry.
In the ensuing months he developed bad breath and greasy mat hairstyle.
He refused to use man made devices like combs and left it misshaped and ugly.

Then he went on a pilgrimage to Tibet to find his long lost master Xiou Hawkes.
He was a master of vowels.
During this time he was in an intense struggle against Yteng Hawkes, the evil master of constanants.

The battle was fought over a game of Wheel of Fortune.
Peter turned the tide of battle forcing Yteng to pay for his constanants on wheel of fortune, whilst Xiou only had to do so with vowels.
Xiou won lots of money and a free steak knive set and to this day loves to dice carrots and cheese.

Peter now returns to Australia with his knowledge of the Wheel and he hopes to make an impact on Australia's Wheel...