He's gonna call it 'The Bible 2: Son of Jesus'
The basic plot is that Jesus doesnt show up for his second coming because he's been kidnapped by the devil, so his son, a loner with nothing but his honor and 2 pistols, goes into the desert to face his destiny and return his daddy. Pretty awesome, huh? It wont piss off ANYONE!
The contest draws ever closer. Under a week until The fun times start and prizes can be won!
I bet all of you three are excited. Well there will be 5 winners, god willing. Get people excited. By my judging the site has about 20 readers who are fairly faithful, so finding 5 who will email me and TRY to win a thing shouldn't be impossible. Just remember, you'll win an autographed print of a Wuss character in a movie poster! Who dont want that. Hell, I want one!
p.s. - Dont tell bible wackos that I am bad mouthin their religious tome, ok? Thanks, love and kisses!
-Satchmo