| Stuff that SUCKS! |
| June 2008 |
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| What sucks this month? Besides the new "Indiana Jones" movie, its people who walk down crowded sidewalks or in a shopping mall or grocery store with NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE. I should not have to move off the sidewalk to allow you to walk past me. My wife should not have to duck & cover because your ten children want to dance in the middle of the frozen foods aisle. It is not my fault that you have the following: *Dog *Double Wide Stroller *Rascal Scooter *Triplets *Backpack full of Kashi granola So when you come towards me & my wife in a public place or down a street in your city, step aside and give us a respectable amount of space. Its the polite thing to do as a functional member of today's society. We won't move, and I guarantee my shoulder blade will bruise you if we happen to 'bump into one another'. |
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| Leave when you're through. And don't speak of what you've seen here. |
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| Businesses that don't have a website, and those who don't update the websites they have! Sarah & I recently went to a local movie theatre to see a film that their website showed they were playing. We drove there, parked, walked up to the box office and asked for two tickets. The woman at the counter looked at me like I was from another planet. She said they weren't playing that film. When I told her their website showed they were playing it...she said "Website's wrong!" It made me want to poo in my hand and throw it at her. Update your websites, business owners. It may actually net you some more customers! |
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