Whenever
Wherever
1. Click on the link to this page or search for it on Google (or whatever search engine you like.). Oh yeah, you already did that.
2. Scroll to the e-mail section of this page.
3. Wild Card!-Your choice. Surprise me.
Dear GeoCities customer, [although I am not paying them a cent]
Usage of your Yahoo! GeoCities account was recently identified to be in violation of the GeoCities Terms of Service, and the site and GeoCities account associated with Yahoo! ID (doctor_knockers204) have been closed.
Your web site was identified as containing logic redirecting viewers to another site. [as in, how the [profanity] is this wrong?] The GeoCities Terms of Service states that you cannot use your GeoCities home page (or directory) as storage for remote loading or as a door or "signpost" to another home page, whether inside of beyone Yahoo! GeoCities. [What the...} for more information, please see the Terms of Service.