Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
Optimist:
The glass is half full.
Pessimist:
The glass is half empty.
Pascal programmers:
Well, what type of milk is it?
C Programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.
Assembly programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.
Basic programmers:
No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.
Prolog programmers:
I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.
Pentium users:
I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.
Windows users:
Where's my straw?
Mac users:
Where's my pump?
UNIX users:
Nahh . . . too easy.
CIA:
What makes you think that's milk?
National Security Agency:
We know what it really is.
IBM:
Rent the glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is
good for you.
National news media:
Hey, we wanted OJ!