1. The guy from Blues Clues Starts making sense.
2. You consider the People from high 5 your friends.
3. The Ping elephant is so damm funny.
4. You begin talking in a third persons format
5. You address your computer as a real person
6. You make a small offering for your computer every morning
7. The internet has become a form of sleep or rest
8. You have seriously considered going to Microsofts website
9. You begin memorising the messages as you log on to battle net
10. You know each sound of by heart that your modem makes when it dails-up
11. The time you spend sleeping you consider "non Internet time"
12. You now call your mum "the woman who brings food "
13. You consider the sun your enemy
To be continued..................