Knott's Trip

    Ok Kai (the gai guy), Mike (the buff botaphillic guy), Mike's brother Kevin (the kid with buff ASSets), Steve (the innocent bystander), my cousin David (AH-nold), and I went jihading to the farm of Knotts' berries. (Fri Aug 15)

    On the way there we saw buses.  Many buses.  (Don't get too exited Anson)...

Uh, thomas buses, accoridng to Anson

    Oh yeah, we had to pick up Kai, who was being GAI AS USUAL.  His mather (yes, mather) was unwilling to drive him all the way to my house and instead waited with him at 99 Ranch Market (which is only a few minutes more away from my house....)  However, they were kind enough to pose for this interesting picture.

OH SHOOT!!!!!!

    After a very eventful ride there, with a long conversation of me and Mike trying to bribe his brother to Rape Kai while Kai was trying to bribe Mike's brother to rape Mike.  Steve and Ah-nold just ignored us and played cards.

Oh yeah, more buses.  We saw like...8? on the way? (oh shoot yellow hubcaps)

    When we got there we just went on Ghost-rider because that was what came up in our whimsical minds.  It was what we "felt" (oh shoot eric style).  There was basically a ten minute wait so we were pretty happy.  After riding on that exciting adventure, we ambled on to the bumper cars....

    When we picked our cars out, Kai, Steve, and I decided that we would try to trap Mike in with our cars...(heheheheheh)

Ok we got Mike and and everyones laughing their heads off.  (everyone look at Kai)

Mike desperately trying to get out, everyone still laughing

Kai, being gai, with his victory pose

    After a successful jihad against Mike, we decided to test ride Perilous Plunge, which the ride attendants discriminated against Steve and didn't let him on....(those freakin Mothers.....)  After that, it seemed that Kai and Mike got too excited or something....

I told you that Steve and Ah-nold were innocent bystanders.

    Ok then we went to Hammerhead, where everyone got a little "hurt."  (Mike still wanted to go on it again for some reason)... And then we went to Big Foot rapids...

Whats wrong with these two people....

    Oh yeah, when we were playing Indian Poker Mike kept winning...because he's too buff...

    Then we ate lunch and went on more rides (like the Xcelerator where the ride attendant was saying all this random stuff).

    Then we alll took a picture in this cool pose...

Pretty spiffy huh.

    Then we got on Ghostrider again, because the line was like....10 minutes long again...

Everyone waiting in line, Kevin looking weird, Kai looking gai

HAHAHA Me being cheap and not buying the picture, and instead taking a picture of the picture...

BTW if you can't see we're trying to act gai, like Kai

    Then we went Jihading some more....went on a few rides....and went home...

Busyard on the way home...

ONE MORE THING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH THIS GUY

8/16/03