Icehawg: It�s anyone�s game now is the doc has all three animals he needs! They�re going to be over that hill any second now, and in our visual range!

And so they do� it�s neck and neck� the doc from DC and Diggzy Brown� racing to the finish line by Davros�s booth. Dr. Abortion finally pulls ahead.

Dr. A: Hehehehe� VICTORY! SBTC!

Get it?

Oh yeah, and he trips up.

Dr. A: *oof*

Icehawg: And there it is! The Doc trips and Diggzy Brown charges ahead! He gets to the booth with that leopard! Diggzy Brown is the winner!

Davros: Diggzy Brown, I hereby declare that you are the winner of-

Sam Elliot: -WAIT! STOP!

He says, running onto the scene.

Sam Elliot: That animal�s not from the zoo! And I�m sure if you look into it, you�ll find that none of the rest of the animals he brought back are either! He�s been taking that armband off and hiding his true activities! He�s been sneaking in docile and non-dangerous animals!

Icehawg and Burnt turn and look at the large assembly of dangerous animals lingering around the location.

Icehawg: Hrm, now that he mentions it� the ones Diggzy brought back do all seem� odd� and that would explain why every time Diggzy got to a location it�s like he didn�t move a single foot for a long time.

Burnt: You know, it was really stupid of us to set up our commentator desk right here next to this booth where Davros is keeping all of these deadly animals.

Icehawg: Agreed. And get your damn hand off me.

Burnt: That�s not my hand!

Taipan: *slither*

Icehawg: Oh crap.

Davros: Hrm. That cat does look awfully docile.

Diggzy Brown: No, it�s not!

Davros: Still� I�d need better evidence than that, Mr. Elliot. You can�t just accuse him and convince me.

Dr. A�s Crocodile: *cough*cough*vomits out Acid Ed*

Acid Ed: AGHHH! One minute I was driving a truck to deliver these animals to Diggzy� and the next� *WHAM*� what the hell happened?!

Dr. A: So� it was you all along, Acid Ed? Just like with the cardboard cut out fans in the CWO, this revelation makes entirely no sense.

Acid Ed: What are you talking abo-

*AbortoCutter*

Davros: Well, in light of this I have no choice put to declare Dr. Abortion the winner� as he now has the Stingray, Crocodile and Leopard� which appears to be eating the Stingray.

Sue the Leopard: *chomp*chomp*

Sam Elliot: What?! Dr. A had all three animals!? DAMN! This just isn�t right� I couldn�t get to the crocs in time because I was uncovering Diggzy�s cheating.

Davros: Meh, cry me a river. Dr. Abortion wins!

Dr. A: HUZZAH!

Steve Irwin: Well doc, it was nice working with you. Now finally my soul can go to rest. Goodbye!

Dr. A: I�ll never forget you, Steve Irwin. Ever.

Steve Irwin
19something � 2006

Burnt: Wow, that was a powerful moment there. I mean, for a guy who was talking to himself because there was no one else there because he�s crazy.

Icehawg: Ugh. I think the two leopards are having sex now.