Burnt: Well, our GPS is showing Dr. Abortion moving around quickly. He�s been to the crocs and the stingrays all in the last few minutes. Maybe he will make good on his promise of bringing all three of his remaining animals back at once.
Icehawg: Could be. On an interesting note, the GPS is also showing Sam Elliot and Diggzy Brown�s signals right on top of each other at the Cat Canyon. I wouldn�t be surprised if one or both of them has their last animal� and the two are trying to beat each other up to make sure the other doesn�t get back to Davros!
Burnt: Well, we never saw Sam�s signal get to the Crocodile habitat, so I�m thinking right now he may just be preventing Diggzy from getting that leopard! Gosh, I wonder what�s going on over there right now�
*WHAM*
A loud sound echoes as Sam Elliot delivers a chop to the chest of Diggzy Brown. But Diggzy counters with a clothesline that knocks Sam to the hard concrete sidewalk pathway that they�re standing on.
Sam Elliot: *oof*
Diggzy Brown: Had enough yet?
Sam Elliot: Not by a long shot, jackwad.
Meanwhile, Diggzy�s leopard is nearby, licking itself. You know where.
Female Zookeeper: There he is! There! He�s fighting that man over there!
Officer: Wow� he really is 7-feet tall. I thought you were exaggerating.
Diggzy Brown: CRAP! What is this? You call the cops?
Sam Elliot: Don�t look at me. These guys have been after me all night. They saw me capturing some of the animals. Davros never made official arrangements with the zoo to allow this!
Diggzy Brown: Really? Oh� uhm� I mean, I knew that. Because I�ve been taking the animals from the exhibits. Not from some hidden truck location. Yeah, but the zoo authorities were just too scared to do anything to me! *crosses arms and poses tough*
Officer: Freeze it, the both of you. We�ve been having reports of animal exhibit break-ins all day long, and this lady has seen this gentleman here involved in two of them.
Diggzy Brown: You saw me, officer. I was fighting him. Trying to get him down. I�m a good Samaritan. I saw him trying to break in to this exhibit and I tried to stop him, and he started fighting me.
Sam Elliot: That�s such a damn lie!
Female Zookeeper: Wait� what is that leopard doing right there? I know all of our animals and that�s not one of ours!
Sam Elliot: HA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! CHEATER!
Officer: Okay, the both of you� calm down and put your hands up where I can see them. I�ve got a taser gun and if either of you move I�m going to- *AGHH*!!!
Dr. A: Stabble! Stabble!
Out from nowhere, Dr. Abortion comes and stabs the Officer in the chest with the stingray's tail.
The officer falls to the ground, gripping his chest. It stings like a bitch, but don�t worry� the doc is a trained medical professional and he made sure that it did not penetrate his chest�s diaphragm and injure the heart.
Dr. A: Damn, I must have lost my skills as a trained medical professional, because I totally was trying to penetrate his chest�s diaphragm and injure his heart.
Steve Irwin: Crikey, you bastard!
The doc drops the Stingray on the ground, and then drops the crocodile on top of it. He then pulls out a shovel. From somewhere. I dunno. He can carry a lot. Cargo pants or something.
Dr. A: HERE� RIGHT HERE! The stars tell me that this is the spot that Grace Kelly is buried! I will start digging and she will be mine!
Steve Irwin: Doc, this is the middle of the San Diego zoo. Grace Kelly is not buried here.
Naked Amanda Bynes: Of course she is, Doc. Don�t listen to him. Pull that casket up and let�s have ourselves a three-way!
Dr. A: Manual labor is beneath me. I�ll have this idiot here do it.
He hands the shovel to Diggzy Brown.
Dr. A: NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT?! �Hahahaha� get it? Oh God. I am so damn funny sometimes.
Diggzy grits his teeth at the annoying pun on his wholly original (not Booker T's) catchphrase and takes a swing at the doc with the shovel. It misses as the doc ducks.
Dr. A: WHOA! WHOA! No need to get angry. I gotta find a way to calm you down� here bitch� cards! Play some Poker! Texas Holdem Tournament, bayyyyy-beeee!
Diggzy Brown: POKER?! *salvates*
And thus Dr. Abortion has revealed Diggzy Brown�s hidden secret to the world� he is completely unable to resist playing tournament poker.
Dr. A: Hahaha� PSYCH!
*ABORTOCUTTER*s Diggzy onto the shovel blade.
The Doc picks up his crocodile and his stingray and throws them on his shoulders.
Dr. A: Okay, now back to Davros� we are DONE!
Steve Irwin: No, you forgot about the Leopard mate!
Dr. A: Damn, you�re right.
Just then, the mother leopard, Sue, that was chasing around Sam before jumps into the scene, attacking the stingray on Dr. A�s shoulder.
Dr. A: HO HO! Problem solved by serendipity. Boy cats sure do love fish. Now let�s go!
The doc starts running back to Davros as Diggzy picks himself up.
Diggzy Brown: NO! NO WAY!
He pushes Sam Elliot and swipes the armband back. He then grabs onto his pet Leopard�s leash and starts running to Davros as well.