Dr. A jumps into the crocodile pond, and starts punching a croc in the face.

Dr. A: HAHAHA! Take this, bitch! I learned this from you, Steve! You punch its nose and its senses are dulled and it can�t fight!

Steve Irwin: Crickey, Doc! You�re thinking of sharks, not crocs! Punching a croc�s nose only PISSES IT OFF MORE!

Dr. A: Huh?

*CHOMP*

Dr. A: -AGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Steve Irwin: AWWW! Classic croc bite there, doc! Now what we have here is a typical setup for the roll scenario. What the croc is going to do is pull you under water with it and begin rolling. The speed of the roll will be LIGHTNING FAST� and will tear your flesh off easily. In the process, you�re likely going to drown and it can slowly work on the rest of you.

Dr. A: AGHHHHH!!!! Must� use� GRAHHHH! CROCODILE CLUTCH!!!

And the Doc from DC locks on a Crocodile Clutch, one of his many notable submission moves that he has used over his career as a submission specialist. However, this is the first time that any wrassler has probably actually used it on a Crocodile. I mean really. Have you?

Dr. A: HAHA! This works perfectly! It let go of my horrifically mauled leg and everything. Now� OH YEAH� KICK TO THE WOMB! That will teach you a lesson that you won�t soon forget! AGGGHHHH� that hurt! Next time I will kick you with the not-shredded leg.

Steve Irwin: Good work there, Doc. As a Crocodile Hunter, I gotta say how proud I am of you for doing that.

Dr. A: Thanks!

Naked Amanda Bynes: You should be proud, doc! Your mauled and bloodied leg will serve as a reminder of your skill!

Dr. A: Are you sassin me, woman? I will take this back hand to you!

Naked Amanda Bynes: Sass you? NEVER! Why would I make fun of the guy who gave his rewrite an ugly Cyberbrawls-colored background.

Dr. A: DAMNIT! It's supposed to be a dark khaki color in honor of Steve Irwin, you ho! Listen... shut up... and now let�s go get that sonofabitch stingray!

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! And look into the cold, menacing eyes of the beast that killed me! I suppose I have to sooner or later.

They head over to the nearby aquarium, with the doc carrying the crocodile on his back. That Croc ain�t giving the doc no more guff. It doesn�t want any more of that womb-kicking action.

Steve Irwin: *gasp*� and there it is. The dasyatis brevicaudata... short-tail stingray!

Dr. A: Doesn�t it just piss you off? Don�t you wish you were corporal so you could slowly strangle it to death, making it suffer slowly.

Steve Irwin: Aw, crikey no. When I chose my way of life, I knew I would be taking risks� and I knew these animals were dangerous. You can�t blame the animals for defending themselves, this little bugger just-

Dr. A: -Ugh. You�re such a vagina, Steve. I�m never masturbating while watching �The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course� again. The fantasy is just gone now. Gone.

Naked Amanda Bynes: Wow, I can't believe how paradoxically I am both disgusted and turned on by what you said. Take me now!

Dr. A suplexes the crocodile into the aquarium tank�s glass side and the whole array of sea animals come gushing out as the glass shatters.

Dr. A: Now let�s pick up this sting ray and get out of here! BY flying! WEEE! I can fly!

By the way, he can�t actually fly.

Nothing more to see here, now move along.