JS: “There’s no way that Dr. A will get up after that painnnnnn….. oh my. I’ll have to eat my words.”
Dr. Abortion lifts himself up, and throws the screwdriver away. He shakes his head and coughs.
JR: “How did he do that?! He was a goner for sure!”
JS: “It must have been those Drugs again. Dr. A probably just prescribed himself some painkillers. He has an unfair advantage.”
JR: “Why… that’s, that’s just not right… that’s… that’s…”
JS: “Evil?”
JR: “Yeah, that’s evi… oh, wait a minute. What else would you expect from these two?”
Dr. A runs over to the cage wall and jumps, he starts shaking violently just as Carnage did earlier when he was hanging off the side.
JR: “Carnage is looking down… he sees the doc… he can’t do anything but go onward though.”
JS: “The Cage doesn’t have any support though! That wall is leaning, It is going to snap if Carnage goes any higher.
The Doc continues to shake, and Carnage just cannot hold on anymore, he drops down and crashes into a steel chair that was in the ring (remember, I mentioned it earlier… see, everything goes full circle in these Rewrites.)
Dr. A jumps down the few feet he was up, and stands atop Carnage’s bloodied, broken body.
Dr. A: “This is it… the end of your Career. I hope you had a good time in the CRF. But your time is up. I took you as a patient… and I botched the surgery… so sue me for malpractice. Bwahaahaha.”
Dr. Abortion gets atop Carnages body, moves it around and manipulated the Trimester Termination Submission hold.
Carnage doesn’t move an ounce.
JR: “I… I think Carnage is completely out of it, he didn’t seem phased at all by the Doc’s twisted finisher. Here comes Ms. Contraceptive… she’s opening up the Gate from outside, the only way it can be done. Dr. Abortion is standing triumphantly.”
JS: “Yeah, this one is ove…. Look!”
Just then, The Assassin’s Guild begins to run down the entranceway.
Dr. A: “Hurry up! Hurry the hell up! Get me out of here!!!”
Ms. C: “I’m trying! I’m trying!”
Ms. C fiddles with the thing as Rancid grabs her from behind, she is tackled to the ground.
JR: “The Guild has come out, this is erupting into Chaos… the doc is kicking the Gate… he’s kicking the gate!”
CRASH! THUMP-THUMP! ---swing---
JR: “The gate… the passageway out of the cage just swung open, Dr. A kicked it open! The Guild doesn’t want him out, there holding him back… AND LOOK! CARNAGE IS BACK UP IN THE RING! CARNAGE IS UP!!”
Dr. A, in a desperate attempt, kicks Masterzoma in the face, he then jumps out of the Cage door.
From underneath, Ms. C jabs someone in the back of the knee, his leg slips and Dr. A crashes down to the floor outside the ring and cage.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Ring Announcer: “Your winner… via escape from the Cage… Doctor Abortion.”
JR: “I can’t believe it! The doc got out! Who the hell knows how!”
JS: “Dr. A and Ms. C are on the ground… the Guild ain’t happy about this turn of events… they are destroying the doc and Ms. Contraceptive! Aghh!”
JR: “Dr. Abortion got the win… but the Guild is tearing him apart. It doesn’t matter though. Too Little- too late. It looks like Carnage will be forced into retirement!! We’ve GOT to go to commercials fans! But stay tuned.”
Fade.
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Your Winner: Via Being a big, evil, dickhead, Dr. Abortion.