JS: “Look at them! They look like dummies just lying there. And look above, the broken cage top handing down. And to their side, weapons littered all around them… a crow bar, a chair… sledgehammer… frying pan… baseball bat… a box of thumbtacks… A medical kit!!! What the hell is that in there for?! And oh, my… literally there is a Kitchen Sink in there, I swear, just look!”
The Cameras zooms in on the ceramic and metal sink that lay there.
JR: “Wait a minute, Carnage- the powerbomb-giver took the least pain from that attack, he’s picking himself up!”
Carnage slowly stumbles to his feet, lifting his aching body up. The metal grid of a floor beneath him starts shaking violently.
JS: “That doesn’t look to safe! I don’t know if he should be standing up!”
JR: “Maybe I spoke too soon when I said that that level did not break as well!”
Carnage takes a step forward to get at Dr. A, then the floor gives again.
JR: “OH LORD! Its broke! The first Cage’s top just broke! The two are falling again!”
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! CRASH!!!
Carnage, Dr. Abortion and all of the foreign objects fall down to the bottom level, they can go no further down. (Unless of course they break the ring… and we know that could Neeeeever happen, right guys? That would be impossible… just as impossible as The Big Show pulling down the Titantron or tossing a car atop of Hardcore Holly and him surviving, right guys?)
JS: “Look! They are lying in the ring now! Both of the cage tops have been utterly destroyed!”
JR: “They are now locked in a topless cage, with broken griding of cage all over the place, and weapons all over the ring. Carnage seems to have gotten himself tied up in the ropes and some caging! Dr. A is on the mat, out cold.”
JS: “No, wait… he’s not out! Look!”
Dr. Abortion lifts up an arm, and the crowd starts booing. The taste of blood runs down to his lips and he spits, he picks himself up and looks at Carnage… he then looks at the door to escape.
JR: “Dr. Abortion has this one won, Carnage is doing noting, he would never be able to get up in time even if he were Superman!”
Dr. Abortion walks over to the opening, the ref walks over and undoes the lock, he swings the gate open, Dr. Abortion walks over with a smile on his face.
Just as he is about to take the first step out, he stops, and stares at Carnage again.
JR: “What on God’s green Earth is he thinking?!”
Dr. A reaches over, and slams the gate shut again. He bends down, picks up a screwdriver and goes over to Carnage.
JS: “He could have won! He could have won! That moron wants to humiliate Carnage before he makes him retire. He truly must be the most evil man alive.”
JR: “He’ll take nothing less then both Carnage’s career and his pride if he has the last say. Now he has the screwdriver… I can’t bare to watch. What is he going to do? Try to stab him?”
Dr. Abortion tries to do just that (how uncreative). He swings his arm back and jams it forward towards Carnage’s leg… but out of nowhere Carnage’s arm grabs the doc’s wrist, clenching it to a halt and forcing the screwdriver to drop.
Dr. Abortion has the patented heel look of shock and surprise on his face.
JR: “What the?! How did Carnage recover just in time to do that?! It’s a miracle.”
JS: “Yeah, for him. I’m Sure Dr. Abs ain’t to pleased about it.”
Dr. Abortion pulls himself back and uses mechanical advantage to get loose from the grip. He goes running back for the gate door again as Carnage picks the debris off of him.
Dr. A “HELP! HELP! Get me out! Move your butt, you stupid referee!”
As the ref runs over in attempt to open it, Carnage grabs a hold of Dr. A’s hair. Ms. C from outside is biting her fingernails.
JR: “Carnage has his hair, he’s yanked it and thrown him down. He’s got him again… he’s got a hold, he’s picking him up… SUPLEX!”
JS: “Yeah, Suplexed right into the Kitchen sink… hey, wait a minute… that looks like a Bathroom sink! We were ripped off! No fair!”
JR: “Dr. Abortion can be heard screamin and holding onto his back.”
JB: “No, no. I believe the term you are looking for JR, is ‘crying like a little bitch.’”
JR: “Yeah, that’s what Doc A is doing.”
JS: “And an excellent job at it if I do say so myself.”
JR: “Carnage is up again, it looks like he wants to cause some carnage himself.”
JS: “Yeah… haha, very witty JR.”
JR: “He sees that metal pipe over in the corner, he wants it… and he’s got it!”
BAM!!!
Dr. A: “OW!”
BAM!!!
Dr. A: “OOCH!!”
BAM!!!
Dr. A: “AHHH!!!”
BAM!!!
Dr. A: “JESUS! Sweet Jesus! Make it stop!”
Carnage: “Oh… you want it to stop, why didn’t you just say so?”
He tosses the partially bloodied metal pipe to the side, and grabs the Baseball bat.
WHACK!
Dr. A: “No! No! That’s not what I meant… I meant…”
WHACK!
Dr. A: “AHH! Mother…! OW”
WHACK!
Dr. A: “EEEEEECCCK!”
WHACK!
Dr. A: “AGHAHAGHAGAHHHH!!!
He starts coughing up blood, but in a cute way so that we can show you on TV :) .