Dr. Abortion slowly strides down the entranceway, with Ms. C a step behind. And lookie, what a surprise… they have a mic. Dr. A: “Carnage… shut the hell up! The Doc from DC, the Maniacal Medic, the Practical Practitioner, the Physician on a Mission has come… and he has come to do one thing! And that is ABORT YOUR CAREER. This is the time, we delay no further. One shall stand and one shall fall. I ask, ‘why throw away your life so recklessly.’” Carnage: “Beca…” Dr. A: “SHH! Its a rhetorical question, but I have another one for you. Why did I come out second? Because ---I--- am the Defending evil champ! I won last time! I am clearly in all thinkable ways… the best. Honey, help me get this Medical Gown off.” Ms. C: “Sure thing Doc.” JR: “Oh God, what is this going to be?” JS: “Well, with Dr. A you know it has to be something that is particularly evil.” The Medical Vest is thrown off, and The Doc wears a new T-Shirt, that reads: “Pro-Abortion. Pro Rape.” The Crowd does not seem to find the humor in it like Dr. A does. Dr. A: “You see… Abortion is a good thing. Not only does killing babies keep stupid people like [choose your ethnic group for me to offend] from having crime-committing babies… Abortion also is, well, Funny… I am more evil then you. Period.” “And as for the Next part… Rape is highly profitable, so I am Pro-Rape. The best thing about abortion is the huge cash it rakes in for me, the intelligent, brilliant Doctor. Rape provides several babies a year that need to be aborted. Without rape just think, poor me probably wouldn’t have had that pool in back of my condo in Georgetown. Wouldn’t that just be horrible.” JR: “Fans, I apologize for this sickening display. I would like to remind you that the CRF in no way agrees with the opinions expressed by Dr. Abortion.” JS: “Yeah, this is more appalling then Mae Young’s fake boobs. Eeeech.” Dr. A steps onto the Forklift, which has been lowered back down. Ms. C: “Give me a kiss before you murder him, huh honey?” Dr. A: “Sure darling.” Dr. Abortion kisses Ms. C on the cheek before the forklift begins to lift off. Dr. A begins his rise. Dr. A: “The end of your career is just moments away. I hope you’ve packed already.” Carnage: “Oh no, you will not be the evil one when this is said and done. Just you wait and see.” The forklift stops. There is an eerie quietness although the fans are still loud. A few second of standing still seems like a few minutes. JR: “Fans, this is going to happen… its going to happen now. There is no turning back.” Dr. A steps off of the Lift and onto the Cage, it starts to shake. The two step forward. Carnage waists no time. He starts with a kick below the belt to Dr. A. Dr. A: “OOF!” Ding! Ding! Ding! JR: “Its started! Its on fans, this match is underway.” JS: “Will Dr. A be dethroned as the most evil man?! Or will Carnage leave the CRF! Oh My!” CONTINUED…
Dr. Abortion slowly strides down the entranceway, with Ms. C a step behind. And lookie, what a surprise… they have a mic.
Dr. A: “Carnage… shut the hell up! The Doc from DC, the Maniacal Medic, the Practical Practitioner, the Physician on a Mission has come… and he has come to do one thing! And that is ABORT YOUR CAREER. This is the time, we delay no further. One shall stand and one shall fall. I ask, ‘why throw away your life so recklessly.’”
Carnage: “Beca…”
Dr. A: “SHH! Its a rhetorical question, but I have another one for you. Why did I come out second? Because ---I--- am the Defending evil champ! I won last time! I am clearly in all thinkable ways… the best. Honey, help me get this Medical Gown off.”
Ms. C: “Sure thing Doc.”
JR: “Oh God, what is this going to be?”
JS: “Well, with Dr. A you know it has to be something that is particularly evil.”
The Medical Vest is thrown off, and The Doc wears a new T-Shirt, that reads:
“Pro-Abortion. Pro Rape.”
The Crowd does not seem to find the humor in it like Dr. A does.
Dr. A: “You see… Abortion is a good thing. Not only does killing babies keep stupid people like [choose your ethnic group for me to offend] from having crime-committing babies… Abortion also is, well, Funny… I am more evil then you. Period.” “And as for the Next part… Rape is highly profitable, so I am Pro-Rape. The best thing about abortion is the huge cash it rakes in for me, the intelligent, brilliant Doctor. Rape provides several babies a year that need to be aborted. Without rape just think, poor me probably wouldn’t have had that pool in back of my condo in Georgetown. Wouldn’t that just be horrible.”
“And as for the Next part… Rape is highly profitable, so I am Pro-Rape. The best thing about abortion is the huge cash it rakes in for me, the intelligent, brilliant Doctor. Rape provides several babies a year that need to be aborted. Without rape just think, poor me probably wouldn’t have had that pool in back of my condo in Georgetown. Wouldn’t that just be horrible.”
JR: “Fans, I apologize for this sickening display. I would like to remind you that the CRF in no way agrees with the opinions expressed by Dr. Abortion.”
JS: “Yeah, this is more appalling then Mae Young’s fake boobs. Eeeech.”
Dr. A steps onto the Forklift, which has been lowered back down.
Ms. C: “Give me a kiss before you murder him, huh honey?”
Dr. A: “Sure darling.”
Dr. Abortion kisses Ms. C on the cheek before the forklift begins to lift off. Dr. A begins his rise.
Dr. A: “The end of your career is just moments away. I hope you’ve packed already.”
Carnage: “Oh no, you will not be the evil one when this is said and done. Just you wait and see.”
The forklift stops. There is an eerie quietness although the fans are still loud.
A few second of standing still seems like a few minutes.
JR: “Fans, this is going to happen… its going to happen now. There is no turning back.”
Dr. A steps off of the Lift and onto the Cage, it starts to shake. The two step forward.
Carnage waists no time. He starts with a kick below the belt to Dr. A.
Dr. A: “OOF!”
Ding! Ding! Ding!
JR: “Its started! Its on fans, this match is underway.”
JS: “Will Dr. A be dethroned as the most evil man?! Or will Carnage leave the CRF! Oh My!”
CONTINUED…