Joey: “Hey! Isn’t that Ben Blackwood, our blind, deaf, dumb and mute referee?!”
JR: “No… Ben has this week off. This is Chip Chases, our Wheel-chaired, disabled ref with the 20-40 vision.”
Joey: “Oh yeah…. Your right… it is!”
JR: “Triple C is dragging Dr. Abortion over to the plastic fun slide, Dr. A makes a reversal and kicks Trips in the gut. Ohh… he runs up to the top of the slide!”
Joey: “Your supposed to climb the stairs! Not go up the slide part!”
JR: “Uh, oh… and a mistake by Dr. A as he allows Trips to rip his Enforcer Belt off. What does Triple C want to do with it? OH MY! Triple C throws the belt up at Dr. A… it knocks him off balance! He’s sliding back down!”
Triple C puts a foot in the way, and Dr. A slides down the slide face first into a big foot.
CLONK!
JR: “My, my, that had to have hurt. Well fans, this match has gotten quite intense.”
Joey: “No kidding. These two guys are going to tear each other’s faces off.”
Trips grabs onto Dr. A and slowly pushes him up the slide. Now Dr. A is at the top.
JR: “What could Trips be doing? No- not this- I think he’s going to make Dr. A fall down the stairs!”
KICK!… thumpThump… thumpTHUMP… thumpThump…thumpThump… thumpThump *SMASH*
JR: “Mmm, mm, mm. Dr. A just went down that staircase. His head got banged up. Looks like he’s bleeding already. The doc needs to prescribe himself a tunicate.”
Joey: “HAHA! But look at Roe and Wade!”
JR: “Your right… Roe and Wade, the Doc’s two loyal midget buddies have come to the side of the Slide… they are shaking it… they are pushing it…”
Joey: “Its about to tip over!”
CRASH!!
JR: “And Triple C falls about 10 feet to the ground and the slide goes with him. Both of these guys look in bad shape… but they are both staggering to their feet again. What an intense fight. The doc hasn’t had to work this hard to earn his pay since he fought Carnage in that career ending matchup.”
Joey: “Roe and Wad are making a wise strategy move right now.”
JR: “It looks like there are just running away like little chickens over here to behind our desk.”
Joey: “Exactly what I said… wise strategy move.”
JR: “Trips and the doc are going at it back and fourth, they are punching each other. Both of them seem to be bleeding at bit and this had just begun.”
Joey: “Yeah, and it can just end too. This has the potential to be a very short match.”
JR: “There you are right… The two are still punching each other and the doc backs up. They are going into a new room, we can’t see them any more but the CRF cameras are following them and we’ll be watching on the monitors!”
The two continue to battle it out, throwing rights and lefts back at each other, they end up in… yeah… you guessed it… a room full of mirrors.
JR: “They have just entered the hall of Mirrors room. This could get very messy! The doc from DC ducks down and kick’s Trip’s feet from under him. Trips falls to the ground as the doc runs away and around the corner.”
Joey: “I can’t even tell where Dr. Abortion is now. I can see him in like 5 different places… which one is him and which ones are the reflections?!”
Dr. A: “HAHAHAHA… come get me Trips. That is, if you can.”
JR: “Triple C is pulling himself up top his feet… he sees an image of Dr. Abortion and he is charging at him! Look out Trips- that may be a mirror!”
THUD
Trips smashes right into… Dr. Abortion. Hahahaha… you thought I was going to say he crashed into a mirror, didn’t you? That’s what you were all expecting in the hall of Mirror’s, wasn’t it. Well I am NOT going to do it. That is too clichéd. Everyone has someone run into a Mirror, thinking it’s the real image when its just a reflection. I refuse to do it. I had Trips slam right into me… so hahahahahaha.
JR: “Trips saw where the doc was and got him. Obviously he can tell 3D from two dimensions. That spear to the doc must have taken a lot out of both men.”
Joey: “Um, yeah… but I’d say the doc look the most damage, Sherlock.”
JR: “Triple C picks the doc up, he grabs his arm and pushes him into a mirror!”
SMASH! *shatter*
The Sound of shattering glass tinkling to the ground blasts out of the room Soon Dr. Abortion lay in a pile of glass, he is now cut up all over his body.
JR: “Dr. A is in none too good shape. Trips is going down for a two count on the glass-covered man. The ref is down… 1…2… No, just a two count.”
Joey: “Man. Its time for me to start rooting for Triple C now. GO TRIPS!”
JR: “He pulls Dr. A up to his feet… Dr. A counters with the best counter he knows how to do…”
Joey: “Ahh, the good old kick to the nuts.”
JR: “Dr. A is now running out of the room. I wonder what room they will end up in next.”
Joey: “Well, my Fun House map tells me that it is going to be the Animatronics’ Spook Zone.”
A camera waits for them in the room (conveniently) The doc runs in first and hides somewhere as Trips runs in.
Triple C: “Hmm… now where the heck did Dr. Abortion go?”
Trips begins to look around the dark and Misty room… suddenly something moves…”
I am Count Dracu- BAM!
Triple C knocks the animatronics Dracula’s head off as it moves around as designed to scare the children. It now recites its lines as missing a head with a broken arm.
Trips: “Drat. I thought that that was him for a second. Stupid moving robots. You won’t scare me doc! You won’t hide from me either! I will find you!”
Suddenly a giant fake spider falls from the ceiling right in front of Trips. He is more pisses off then scared.
Trips: “Okay. This isn’t funny anymore… lets see…”
He begins closely looking at all of the animatronic robots in close detail and they do their pattern spooky moves.
Triple C: “Hmm… The Mummy… Frankenstein… The Wolfman… Creature from the Black Lagoon… Dr. Abortion wearing a cape and pretending to be a robot… Big Foot… a Ghost- WAIT A MINUTE!!
JR: “He looks right at Dr. A and is ready to begin his attack! Oh my! But Dr. A lunges forward and throws that cape on top of Triple C and blinds him. Triple C fights to get the cape off of him as the doc does an armbar and knocks him to the ground. The doc is kicking at him now! He’s kicking and kicking. He drops to the mat and starts to choke him out. Here’s Dr. A’s Chicken Wing!”
Joey: “Yeah, but now Trips has pulled that cape off of his face.”
JR: “Right… and Dr. A jumps back up and grabs that fake spider from the fake spider web, he rips it off… Triple C is back up… Dr. A shoves the spider in to Triple C’s mouth… my… my God- its looks like he is choking!”
As Triple C starts to choke Dr. Abortion books it and runs out of the room again. The ref goes over to assist Triple C and starts patting his back.
PAT PAT PAT… *COUGH*HACK*
…the Spider comes out.
Triple C: “I’m going to get that no good…”
Trips gives chase.