Ms. Contraceptive jumps up to
the Ring Apron.
Daos: Zzzzzz.
Evo: Zzzzzz.
Return: Zzzzz… *snap*… huh?
What? Hey guys, wake up. I think the show may be over… we must have slept
through the end or something.
Daos: Yeah, I guess you’re right. I don’t hear the audience any
more. I guess they must have gone home.
Evolver: No… wait… the audience is still here. There is a match in
the ring. The show is still going.
Daos: Then why is it so quiet?
Return: Oh… it’s still the Dr.
Abortion/Chevalier match in the ring.
Daos: That explains it.
Evo: I know. Nobody cares. Got a pin?
Return: You know I do.
*drops pin*
Pin: ding.
Return: See… how awesome is
that?
Daos: Net very.
Evo: Wait… is there, like, something happening in the ring?
Return: Not really. I think
someone is, like, interfering or something. Yeah. That dude is cheating. Big
deal. And… there… yeah… that’s like a pin or something. I invented pins.
The Bell Rings.
Daos: I don’t see why we just couldn’t leave for this match. Its
not like we are calling it.
Evo: Where are my cigarettes? I want my cigarettes.
Dr. Abortion takes the mic and
begins to speak.