Ms. Contraceptive jumps up to
the Ring Apron.
Tony: That jezebel! She’s going to ruin the whole match!
Chevalier has just given the doc his Mailed Fist of the Just! This match was
sure to end right there!
Ms. C is arguing with the ref,
pointing at something, anything… making sure that he doesn’t count the pin.
Harry: PROTOTYPE!!!
Tony: What?! Oh God! Prototype is coming down the entrance ramp…
but “The Most Evil Man in Wrassle[dot]Net” is not in this fed anymore… is he?!
Harry: No, but Dr. Abortion helped Prototype in Bar Room Brawl
12, and interfered in a match to help him. Disregard that that rewrite lost and
officially never happened – because in this it did. These two men are evil…
there must be some sort of evil code of honor in which they all help each other
screw good guys like Chevalier over!
Proto slides into the ring, the
ref is oblivious.
Tony: He has some sort of silver box in his hand…
Harry: I can’t tell… I think its some type of… Toaster.
Chevalier jumps to his feet and
releases the pin on the doc… but Prototype knocks Chevy on the head with
Toaster. He rolls Dr. A on top of Chevalier, taking a curtain call and heading
back up the ramp. Ah, cameos. Ms. Contraceptive stops arguing with the ref and
jumps down from the apron.
Tony: The ref turns around… I can’t believe it… the doc is going
to steal a victory! No!
1… 2… 3… its over.
Tony: The French Embassy! Its history! Dr. Abortion has just
ejected the French Embassy from the SHOW and won the Dedication Title! I can’t
believe it!
Harry: So long Frenchies! Nobody is going to miss you, HAHA!
Tony: Dr. A is up… he’s kicking Chevalier while he’s down… The
ref is trying to get him to stop… OH! He gives an armdrag to the referee! That
is sadistic! Isn’t he happy enough with his unfair victory? Obviously not! He’s
got to inflict more damage, what a cold-hearted man.
Harry: He does kill babies, you know.
Ms. C climbs up the steps and
heads into the ring, smiling and handing Dr. A a microphone. He brushes himself
off.
Dr. Abortion takes the mic and
begins to speak.