Ms. Contraceptive jumps up to
the Ring Apron.
Tony: She’s distracting the referee! He’s doesn’t even notice
that Chevalier is pinning the Doc!
Harry: So, I’d be distracted too… look at that tight nurse’s
uniform she has on. Its great! I haven’t seen a nurse’s uniform that tight
outside of the porn collection… err… but I say too much.
A steel folding-chair connects
with the head of Chevalier.
Tony: What the?! God! IT WAS THE FRENCH AMBASSADOR!!! He
just nailed Chevalier!!!
Harry: Huh? NO! I missed it! I missed it because I was looking at
Ms. Contraceptive! I can’t believe I missed it! Damn!
Tony: I can’t have faith in what my own eyes have just seen… it
was too predictable to be true. Whenever the announcers say something is going
to happen – you know it won’t happen. If an announcer ever alludes to a
possible heel turn, it can’t possibly be so, because then the stupid wrestling
fans see it coming!
Harry: I told you Tony, you should listen to me more.
France’s Ambassador to the United States just turned on Chevalier. I told
you.
Dr. Abortion pulls himself up,
he sticks an arm over Chevalier. Ms. Contraceptive jumps down from the ropes
and points at Dr. Abortion. The ref turns and goes down for the count…
Ref, with Audience, with
announcers, with viewers at home: 1… 2… 3.
Tony: The French Embassy is gone! The French Embassy is gone!
Dr. Abortion has just made the SHOW French Embassy disappear! And he couldn’t
have done it without the help of that damn French ambassador and that tramp Ms.
Contraceptive!
Harry: Tony… nobody likes France. Everybody was cheering for a
USA victory. Who likes France? Nobody. I’m pretty sure the EU is going to
swerve them too. They’re going to send Monopoly Dollars to France and tell them
it’s the new Euro. France will start spending it and then the EU will say,
“have a nice time buying the B&O Railroad, suckerrrrr!” And then they start
spending their own money –like marks and dollars and denars and stuff,
revealing that the Euro was a joke to get France to look dumb.
Tony: Uhh… what was that all about?
Outside of the ring, Ambassador
l'Estang rips off his suit to reveal a star-spangled shirt under it.
Tony: Dr. Abortion is not done yet… He’s up! OH! And he’s
kicking Chevalier while he’s down. The ref is- well, it doesn’t matter any more
- the ref has just been pushed out of
the way. Ms. C has joined her man in the ring… and she’s brought a microphone…
Dr. Abortion takes the mic and
begins to speak.