Tony: …MY GOD! That was almost the single greatest move I have
ever seen… of all time!!!
Harry: I know, words cannot describe it. It was so innovative. I
never though the wrassling world could forever be changed by just one move –
but there it was! Wrassling will never be the same again.
Tony: I’m glad now that we are broadcasting on two channels… a
whole other set of viewers got to see and hear it as well. That was quite an
awesome move… but I thank you fans for sticking with this channel and seeing
it. Never again will a move that great be seen in my life time.
Harry: I know.
Both men are kind of dazed in
the middle of the ring. They pick themselves back up slowly. What was the move?
Pfft.
Tony: And there is another lock up. This match has been nothing
if not consistent… and Chevalier takes advantage… Sleeper Hold!
Harry: That’s not a sleeper hold! It’s a choke! A choke!
Chevalier is cheating!
Tony: No its not a
choke, it’s a sleeper hold. That’s a perfectly legal move.
Harry is about to argue, but
sees something near their announcer’s table. It’s a man in a folding chair.
He’s moving . Its M. l'Estang.
Harry: HEY! It’s the ambassador! He’s getting up! He’s going to
go into the ring right now and break the hold! He’s going to help Dr. Abortion!
It’s the swerve!
M. l'Estang just sits there in
his chair.
Tony: He was just readjusting in his seat, Harry. You get
uncomfortable after a few minutes in those folding chairs.
Harry: No way. He was going to get up. He just sat down again
because he heard me, I called him out. Now he’s trying to play it off. But I
know… he’ll try again later.
Tony: He was just shifting.
Chevalier releases Dr.
Abortion. Dr. A falls straight down.
Harry: He’s out of it.
Tony: I think you may be right. Chevalier is going down for a
lateral press cover. He’s got the leg hooked… and its all ov- NO! Dr. Abortion
actually got a shoulder up! That burst of strength came from nowhere… straight
out of the ether, Dr. A gets a second chance. I can’t believe it!
The doc from DC shakes his
head, he still feels light headed. He can barely keep his eyes open.
Tony: Chevalier is going to try again… here comes a knee drop!
It connects and the doc’s
shoulders go back down again.
Harry: Textbook knee drop! Textbook!
Tony: Chevalier is going for another pin… will it work this
time?
Ms. C makes her way over. The
ref’s hand touches the mat once… as the ref is swinging his arm down for two,
watching the mat closely, Ms. C sticks one of Dr. A’s feet up on the ropes. The
ref counts two and swings his arm up again, he sees the foot on the rope and
stops the count.
Chevalier doesn’t understand,
and the ref points it out. For some reason this always happens. The ref always
has to point at it. I guess the wrestlers just can’t figure it out themselves.
Tony: And there it goes… we knew it had to come eventually. Ms.
C is the equalizer for Dr. A’s short fallings in this match. He just can’t
fight fair.
Harry: I didn’t see anything. All I saw was Dr. Abortion lift his
leg and get his foot on the ropes. You need to adjust your prescription, Tony.
Tony: I don’t wear glasses.
Harry: Then that, my friend, is probably the problem.
Tony: Just what else could Dr. A have in mind for this match?
What devious plot could he be cooking? We all saw him in his locker room. Ms.
Contraceptive was talking about a “plan.”
Harry: Team Abortion has come into this match with just one plan
Tony, to beat Chevalier by any means necessary. You can’t blame them for any less.
Harry looks over at M. l'Estang
again. His eyes squint hostily. Harry suspects something. He knows what's up.
M. l'Estang notices, he looks back at Harry. Harry quickly turns his face and
stares up to nothing in the air, tapping his fingers and pretending like he
suspects nothing.
Tony: Chevalier has got Dr. A back up again. The doc frees
himself up and attacks Chevs from the side… he’s looking to aggravate those
ribs.
Chevalier leans down and with a
hand helps throw Dr. A over his back and takes him down to the mat.
Tony: Fireman’s carry by Chevalier, he’s showing that my no
means is he tired or ready to surrender.
Harry: The doc on the other hand… he’s looking beat, out of
breath… I don’t see good things for Dr. Abortion!
Dr. A gasps for air. He looks
out of the ring. His eyes meet with Ms. Contraceptive. He seems impatient.
She’s looking with disdain, unable to believe the Doc has been taking such a
beating.
Tony: Well if Dr. A and Ms. C had a plan, its in jeopardy now…
we’ve seen the doc just a second away from being pinned several times and…
WHOA… Drop Toehold!!!… Chevalier didn’t see it coming!
Chevy falls, back-first.
Advantage: Abortion.
Harry: Texbook Drop Toehold,
textbook!
Tony: Chevalier has jumped back to his feet with spring in his
step… now these two men are face to face one more time. Oh! Dr. A with a quick
eye rake! And our senior referee doesn’t like that…
Dr. A follows up. He reaches
under the Chevy’s arms and locks his hands on the his face. The Doc begins
lifting Chevy up and pushes him back, releasing and slamming him back first on
the mat.
Tony: Reverse Full Nelson slam right there. He has got some move
left in him after all.
Harry: He’s not following up though! Go for the pin! I mean, that
was Pete Gas’s finisher. How much better can you get than that?
Tony: The doc doesn’t want the pin… he wants to inflict pain.
Dr. A is going behind…
The Doc reaches under Chevy’s
arm with one hand and slips it behind his neck. Chevalier fights it off and Dr.
A’s hand slips.
The doc jams his elbow into
Chevy’s spine, inflicting some pressure pain.
Tony: The doc got thrown off there… he’s going to try to do
whatever he was going to do again…
Dr. A repeats, he uses his
other arm to grab Chevy’s right arm. He pulls Chevalier’s arm across his own
face and locks his hands around Chevalier’s neck.
Tony: Cobra Clutch! Cobra Clutch by Dr. Abortion!
Harry: You know what I don’t get… why is it a Cobra Clutch? I
mean, Sgt. Slaughter was a good guy in GI Joe, Cobra was a bad guy…
shouldn’t he-
Tony: I don’t think the move is named after a cartoon, Harry.
Harry: Its too big of a coincidence…
Tony: The ref is checking to see if Chevalier’s arm has gone
limp… it sure hasn’t!
Chevy lifts his arm up after
the ref drops it, to show he’s not out of it. He tries to break the Cobra
Clutch. The Doc will not release it – Chevy will not submit or pass out.
Stalemate.
Tony: Dr. Abortion is fuming. He’s losing his patience… or
perhaps his strength.
Dr. A keeps the hold, but lifts
Chevy up and falls backwards, slamming Chevalier’s head on the mat.
Tony: Cobra Clutch Suplex! Its been quite a battle so far…
that’s about the third or forth Suplex in this match…
Harry: Actually, according to Dr. Abortion that was a “King
Cobra Clutch Suplex.”
Tony: King Cobra? It wasn’t any more special than any
other Cobra Clutch.
Harry: The doc says it’s different because he’s better. He
renames all of his moves.
Tony: Who cares… and Dr. A wisely goes for the cover, at last.
The doc does a lackluster job
with the lateral press, Chevy kicks out just before the two count.
Tony: If his pin would be more of a pin and not a pose, maybe he
could take this thing somewhere…
Harry: I’m sure he knows what he’s doing. Besides, if he gets the
win now – then the French Ambassador will never get to interfere in the match
and swerve his home country.
Tony: That’s not gonna happen, Harry. You know that, knock it
off… The doc goes to Chevalier’s side now… looks like he’s going to try a
longbow backbreaker submission…
Harry: AGH! Elbow to the face! Elbow to the face! That wasn’t
very Knight-like!
Tony: It was an automatic reaction… Chevalier was countering and
freeing himself. All is fair when it comes down to saving your own skin…
Harry: No it isn’t… not to Knights! Chevalier is desperate!
Tony: Dr. Abortion looks exhausted… he’s going to try to roll
out of the ring… Chevalier stops him.
Chevalier gets a hold of the
Doc’s tights before he can slide out. He makes sure the doc can’t catch a
breather… or… get a possible illegal object from Ms. Contraceptive.
Tony: Chevy pulls him back in! Oh! Quite some chops to the chest
there.
Audience: Wooo!
Tony: And he whips him to the turnbuckle… Chevalier charges and…
Oh! A splash! Dr. A is dazed and confused.
Tony: Chevy is holding onto the doc’s head… he swings to the
side… Oh! Neck Breaker!
Harry: Yowch! That was a textbook neck breaker though, textbook
Tony: Look, what's up with this whole ‘textbook’ thing… it’s
starting to get a bit aggrava-
Tony: Dr. Abortion is slowly finding himself to his feet… I
wouldn’t be surprised if… It’s the MAILED FIST OF THE JUST!!! Mailed
Fist of the Just!!! Mailed Fist of the Just!!! Dr. Abortion is down… Chevalier
goes for the pin and… WAIT… WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Chevalier goes down for the pin.
Ms. Contraceptive jumps up to the Ring Apron.