Tony Jaborni: Hey fans, we’re back and the next match is the one a
couple of you have been waiting for… its for the Dedication Championship.
Harry Nabisco: That’s right, but it’s also for the French Embassy. If
Chevalier wins, it stays. If Dr. Abortion wins, it goes. As a color
commentator, I would like to say it is my duty to cheer for America and Dr.
Abortion, while this wussy Chevalier mark over here roots for some crappy
foreign nation.
Tony: Hey! You’re just cheering for the doc because he cheats.
Harry: Maybe I am Maybe I’m not. I guess the World will never
really know.
The French National Anthem, La Marseillaise, begins to play. Chevalier and M. l'Estang
come walking down the entrance ramp.
They hear laughter from the
audience. They turn around and look up.
M. l'Estang: Mon dieu! For is this what your video looks like?!
Chevalier: Huh?
Chevy looks up. On the screen
he sees spinning Baguettes, croissants, the French forces surrendering, etc. It
doesn’t look pretty.
Chevalier: My apologies M. l'Estang, some one has played with my
video. Grr. I know Dr. Abortion must have had something to do with it.
Whitelight: Good job, Biatchibatuka.
Tech Guy: Now you’re sure I won’t get fired?
WL: Nope. Maybe Chevalier would call the police on you, but
you can’t get fired.
Tech Guy: I think Chevalier called the police on me once before or
something. I was, like, jaywalking or something.
WL: Chevy has had his scale arrested before, don’t sweat it.
Tony: Well fans, it looks like Dr. A has had Chevy’s video
altered.
Harry: -For the better!
Tony: And Chevalier is making his way into the ring. A folding
chair has been set out for the French Ambassador. He’ll remain at ringside.
Harry: You know Tony, I was just thinking. There is no reason for
the French Ambassador to be involved in this match.
Tony: Sure there is. He’s here to support the French Embassy.
Harry: But no, for plotline purposes. Its like having face
Stephanie McMahon at ringside for a match between Triple H and Vince. You know
what's going to happen.
Tony: What are you implying?
Harry: You know…
Tony: You’re saying that the French Ambassador is going to
swerve Chevalier?
Harry: Yep. That Ambassador must be on team Abortion, it’s the
only thing that makes any sense.
Tony: Ah… I see. Right Harry. Right.
Harry: Just you wait and see. What else could he possibly be used
for?
Tony: Well, we’re awaiting the Doc from DC to come to the ring,
then this match for the Embassy and the Dedica-
The beeping of one of those
“Respirator Beeping Things” at the hospital begins to play over the PA. It
flat-lines… then “Bad Medicine” by Bon
Jovi begins, signaling the Entrance of Dr. Abortion…