A few minutes after Team
Abortion heads to the gym, the SHOW cameras cut on and start broadcasting to
the big screen in front of the fans.
We see the Knight Skybox. The
camera is focused on Kim McCrea.
Kim: Excuse me, Mr. Chevalier… I know I talked to you before,
but could I have another moment of your time.
Chevalier: Of course Kim, and as always – please just call me
“Chevy,” not Mr. Chevalier.
Kim: All right… Chevy, your match with Dr. Abortion is just a
short time from now. We’ve discussed this before – but a lot is on the line for
the Knights, and you especially. The fate of the French Embassy will be decided
tonight.
Chevalier: Like I said before Kim, Dr. Abortion will not be a
pushover. He will not be easy to defeat. I’m sure he realizes the same thing
about me-
Meanwhile… in the Gym, Dr.
Abortion is punching a punching bag. Ms. Contraceptive is sitting there reading
a book, and Roe and Wade are sitting around.
Dr. A: This is going to be a pushover. Chevalier will be easy to
defeat.
Chevalier: -But I am sure that I will do better than him. He’s the
kind of guy who takes shortcuts. He’s lazy and tries to make up for it by
cheating or using interference. Dr. Abortion just doesn’t realize that that
only pushes me to work harder. You’re right that a lot is at stake. But I feel
confident.
Kim: Now Dr. Abortion tried to embarrass you and the entire
French Embassy a few weeks ago. Could you explain…
Chevalier: Yeah. You’re right there. The Doc thought he was being
very intelligent, and I’ve got to admit he did a little homework. He looked at
some of France’s domestic laws on prostitution and drug control. They are
somewhat more liberal in Europe than they are here.
Kim: …And Dr. Abortion used the fact that this embassy is on “French
Soil” to do some controversial things?
Chevalier: That’s right. He brought out some, hmm, how do I politely
say… ‘confused young women’ out to ringside and encouraged them to perform the
oldest profession on earth right there. The Doc was reaching there on French
Prostitution laws. Of course they can’t openly do it like that in a public
place. And its certainly not proper behavior in an embassy.
Kim: Dr. A also tried to claim that the medicinal use of
Marijuana was legal in France, and encouraged Whitelight to “light up” at
ringside because it would be okay on French Soil.
Chevalier: I had to check my books on that one, and apparently a few
years ago France did pass a law that made it acceptable for LICENSED DOCTORS
to use marijuana in medical treatment on a very limited, experimental basis.
First off, I am having the police look at this situation right now. I very much
doubt that the Doc is an officially licensed doctor. But even if he is, I’m
sure he’s not licensed by any French Medical Authorities. I think he may have
put himself in a sticky legal situation there.
Since last we saw, a monitor in
the gym has been turned on. Team Abortion watches as Dr. A is lifting weights.
Dr. A: What a surprise, Chevy said he’s having the police look
into the situation. Who’d of thunk it – Chevalier calling the cops? It must be
a first!
Roe: Hey Doc, I don’t remember. Are you medically licensed?
Ms. C: Of course he is. You were a roommate with him at Hopkins,
remember? He passed all the Johns Hopkins exams… with a “D” average.
Dr. A: So, that doesn’t mean anything. A “D” is passing, like it
or not.
Wade: Yeah, so 60% of the time you don’t screw up too badly.
Dr. A: I worked at a Free Clinic… how high of a grade did I need?
Kim: Do you think that Dr. A will try to use the French Embassy
to his advantage again? Do you think he’s looking through French Law as we
speak and trying to find some way to justify some sort of trick?
Chevalier: I’m sure he is. And even if he is not specifically
attempting to find some mischief that he can justify by this being “French
Soil,” then he will be working on some other type of devious plan.
Kim: Are you thinking about the “Whitelight factor” in any way?
Chevalier: Of course I am. Whitelight and Dr. Abortion seem to be
almost inseparable at times, they work together and play together. My situation
with the Star Heat Title contender match against Whitelight is only feeding my
suspicion that Whitelight will be a part of this match. Soon, he and I go at it
to be the number one contender for Star Heat World Championship; its only
natural to have it in the back of my head that Whitelight will appear in this
match and Dr. Abortion will appear in that match.
Kim: This match is supposed to be a clean and standard one.
Disqualifications, Count Outs – all allowed. How will Dr. Abortion be able to
play the numbers game without a ‘no-DQ’ stipulation? I hear that he was perhaps
asking for one.
Chevalier: Well, I’m sure Dr. Abortion will try to find a way.
Distracting Referees seems to become easier and easier as time goes on.
Kim: Dr. Abortion was able to capture the Skullcrusher Title
recently, taking advantage of hardcore rules. Do you expect him to be better or
worse without Hardcore rules at play?
Chevalier: With all respect to the Dr. Abortion, which he likely
doesn’t deserve, he definitely will not be able to stand as well without
stipulations favoring him.
Kim: If this match were to end in a DQ or Count-out, what do
you think would become of the French Embassy and the Dedication Title?
Chevalier: Well we can kind of think of the embassy as a title, one
that I am defending. If it ends with some sort halfway result like that I am
sure that the Embassy would stand as is. As for the title… well… it doesn’t really
belong to either of us yet, so no one can retain. That’s not what this match is
about though.
Kim: Well, I thank you for your time Chevalier, but-
Chevalier: -Wait one second Kim. I’d like to introduce some one very
important before we go. He’s been standing over there listening.
The camera starts to pan out
somewhat as a man walks over, all three individuals are on screen now.
Chevalier: I would like to introduce Mr. François Bujon de l'Estang.
He is the French Ambassador to the United States. He has come all the way from
the Embassy Washington, D.C. just to be here today and see this match.
Kim: I guess it is an honor, Mr. Ambassador.
M. l'Estang: Merci, Mme. McCrea.
Chevalier: I would have asked Bez if M. l’Estang could be the special
guest referee to keep this match fair, but I didn’t for two reasons. First, Bez
would probably think that some would see partiality on my side, and second, M.
l'Estang here doesn’t really know much about wrassling. Heh.
M. l'Estang: Oui, but I shall be at ringside though, cheering M.
Chevalier on. This additional Embassy can provide so much in addition to the
one in Washington. I think it truly is a sign of goodwill between our two
nations.
Kim: Well, its been nice talking to you, and good luck in your
match against Dr. Abortion for the Dedication Championship.
The segment fades to a
commercial break or something. Yeah.